Crappiest Superhero

[Ranorak]

Daredevil, he's a blind guy with the power to see.

...convenient.

Also

Excelsior!!

 

[Vrex360]

Burnt Face Man.

He really is a crummy example of a hero.

 

[GreatVladmir]

How about Bibleman?

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OH DEAR GOD... no pun intended.

Actually, I laughed till I cried at that last one-liner. It'd make David Caruso cringe.

My.......god......that was, why does that even exsist!?

I mean Dressed and confessed? WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!! Is it suppose to be funny? Seriously, I was all for naming Seaman as the worse super hero, but bible man wins, by miles

 

[Sir_Tor]

Quite literally the crappiest superhero ever; Doodieman.

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That guy must've had one HUGE dinner!

OT: That girl who can shoot fireworks out of her hands REAL good power that is! /sarcasm

 

[James Hueick]

Retard-Man, he has the power to annoy bad guys with his stupidity.

 

[Archetypal_Maniac]

Superman is probably one of the most un-imaginative super heroes out there, not because he is weak..but because he has everything. LAAAAAAME.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Oh so many

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And on and on and on

 

[Quiet Stranger]

aqua man

Aquaman is by far the worst I can think of.

as far as real superheroes go definitely aquaman

70% of the Earth is water

take that, "land based" superheroes!

OT: Meltman...with the power to MELT!

Plus not to mention how much water our bodies are made up of, especially the water in your head that if Aquaman fucks with just right....can KILL YOU!

 

[Riobux]

Burnt face-man, hands down. He's not only useless, but an annoyance. Also, the worst villain is a tie between have-a-nice-day man and taps-man. TAKE THAT YOU BURNT SHIT GAY FACE!

I am really a crime-inal! A criminal!

Beat me to it.

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

Qwark

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[OceanRunner]

Turns-His-Eyelids-Inside-Out-Boy from Earthworm Jim.

 

[wooty]

What about Powdered Toast Man? Sure he can fly, but thats all

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And lets not forget, Choda Boy

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Brief Boy- he possesses a pair of magic underpants, which have the ability to turn brown at the first sign of danger.

 

[RivFader86]

Don't think to highly of the Green Lantern's (and all the other corpses and their colors)and their swiss army rings

 

[dragonslayer32]

X-ray Cat.

He can see through things, but only if they're made of wood. So if a crime is happening on the other side of a wooden door, he can see it.

and then the bannana came and gave a bag of eyeballs to the telephone repair man.

zebras in america beats all of that, half man half zebra? you cant top it lol

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Seizure-man.

He's just shit.

What? There's no way Seizure Man's as bad as Super Jerk!

Spoiler: Warning: Slightly Offensive

 

[omega 616]

Would I have be ninja'd if I say burnt face man?

http://www.burntfaceman.com/

Theres also freakazoid,

 

[Valkyrie101]

Ever seen Burnt Face Man? Have-a-nice-day Man and Mashed-potato-in-a-sock Man are good contenders.

 

[the_Sue]

Honestly, the wonder twins (not just because they're super annoying), but yeah, a close second is Aquaman unless there's some evil genius beluga whale or mad scientist octopus to stop.

Or Meg in that episode of Family Guy when everyone got superpowers but all she could to is change the length of her fingernails.

As far as made up crappy superheroes: Atomic Urine Man! His urine can slice through any material known to man, but it only works if he's had too much to drink.

 

[Sjakie]

Wait for Stephen to ask the audience for tips about superhero's

I always thought Batman sucked btw