thats not actually that bad of a power.the_Sue said:Honestly, the wonder twins (not just because they're super annoying), but yeah, a close second is Aquaman unless there's some evil genius beluga whale or mad scientist octopus to stop.
Or Meg in that episode of Family Guy when everyone got superpowers but all she could to is change the length of her fingernails.
As far as made up crappy superheroes: Atomic Urine Man! His urine can slice through any material known to man, but it only works if he's had too much to drink.
How about Jesse's Backwardo from Breaking Bad..... his ability is to walk backwards really fast.....hehe apology girl.