Craziest thing you've ever done in a hotel room?

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Hero in a half shell said:
We've all heard the stories of Rock Stars trashing their hotel rooms on tour, various celebrities have been caught in them surrounded by girls, guns and/or drugs. Governments have been brought down by them (Watergate).

So I ask you, what is the craziest thing you have done in a hotel room?

Personally my story is quite tame; on a school trip (aged 11) we stayed in a hotel in groups of three, and me and my two friends stayed in my friends room till about 2am watching Terminator 2, then while crossing back to our own room got caught by the teacher. I also broke a vase, because the beds were too close to the bedside cabinet, and I jumped on the bed, it wobbled the cabinet, and the top heavy lamp fell over. We got away with it though (probably was only worth a few quid anyway.)
Nothing, really. I scattered a bunch of styrofoam beads over the room one time.

Hotel rooms are incredibly lame places to do crazy things, barring sex. Do it in a place like a friends house where it's actually cultured.
 

General_Potatoes

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Not the craziest thing I've done but what the next room did. I think some guy was watching porn and me and 2 of my brothers where trying to sleep in the next room. It was christmas eve.
 

Byere

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Not so much IN the hotel room, but when I was little, my stepdad's snoring was so loud that on a trip to Disneyland Paris, I got so fed up that I took a pillow and slept in the hallway outside the room.
 

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We were on an English trip when I was in 6th form in France looking at the war memorials in France and Belgium. We were staying in Lille right in the middle of the world cup. Wandering through Lille when there are hundreds of football fans was an.... experience to say the least. Anyway, the teachers on the trip decided to use the trip to get loads of duty free booze and they decided to store it in one of the teachers room. Anyway, said teacher's daughter was also on the trip so she let us in the room and all the students hid all the teacher's booze throughout the hotel. Watching the teacher's dismay when they found all the booze gone and how long they took to try and find it all was entertainment in itself :D
 

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Nothing too crazy just, to quote Dr Cox, "ker-razy hotel sex." Plus as we left after the weekend, we rearranged the entire room, just moving all the furniture around into totally new positions.
 

SweetNess_666

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Been dressed from head to toe as a full blown goth chick and had sex for best part of 4hrs with another chick with a dick, beat that fellow escapists :p
 

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in one hotel managed to break a bed due to ermmm over-enthusiasm

And another time on a school trip got into a fight with my room-mate at about 2 in the morning
 

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Slept in a bathtub.

It was a school field trip, and I wasn't getting along with my roommates, so I seceded from the room into the bathroom, and slept there for two days on the trip.
Ha ha. If you were Australian, I'd assume you were one of my roommates when we had a school trip to Canberra for a week.

On a different school trip to the one mentioned above, we trashed a very mean teacher's room, well, what we thought was his room. Turned out to be another group of students' room. Toilet paper everywhere, water on the beds.
They were in so much trouble. I feel bad for that now.
 

Grigori361

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Ti said:
I threw a cake out of the window.
LIES! There is no Cake!

But really not much, throwing some random shit out a window, putting a drunk friend of mine in a closet, oh yeah and I snorted some coke off a stripper's tit once... oh no wait, that wasn't a hotel room.

You know small stuff.
 

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Nudu said:
Drank virgin blood out of a hollowed out goat skull in the glorious name of Satan
Virgin blood is quite good. Though I prefer drinking it out of hollowed out bear skulls.

OT: I've never done anything crazy in a hotel room (unless you count having 7 people in a 6 person room). My reasoning for that? The hotel room is in my name, and on my credit card, so if anything happens, I'M the one who get the shaft.
 

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We were leaving in ten minutes so I decided to piss over everything in the bathroom. And so I did. Good thing I have no intentions of ever going back to the Grand Canarias.
 

Lenin211

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Me and some of my mates threw salsa at each other. Then we tried to conceal the mess (to little effect).
 

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On my high school senior trip to NYC, I snuck out of my hotel room into a girl's room (she was expecting me, I wasn't creeping) and we decided to have some fun ;). I even spent the rest of the night in her room, and no one seemed to notice or care. Even though there was this long speech about how anyone leaving their rooms at night will be punished severely.

I think a few of the guys actually left and went to bars and shit.
 

Mr. Google

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Odbarc said:
Jedoro said:
Nothing too insane, just had sex with a girl in our room at Disneyworld.
Um... girl... not a women?
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/20763916/detail.html
I just laughed at that....god damn it I laughed at rape! You ASSHOLE!

But seriously good one
OT: nothing...Hotel rooms aren't something fun to fuck with because you have to pay for it all
 

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SweetNess_666 said:
Been dressed from head to toe as a full blown goth chick and had sex for best part of 4hrs with another chick with a dick, beat that fellow escapists :p
I'm sorry but all that keeps going through my head is that it was just such a massive turn off it took that long to finish :p.

I'm all for going slow during the act and making it last as long as feels right..but really, 4 hours strikes me as silly, just drawing it out for the sake of having a number to tell your friends.
 

BENZOOKA

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I've slept in hotels for the last 10 weeks. Just like I did most of last summer.

Those are work gigs though, so I don't drink during the week, nor are there any mates with me, so as lame as it sounds; I've never done anything worth mentioning.
 

Vie

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Made a gay porno.

Paid quite well, but not planning on doing that again.
 

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We wernt really in the hotel at the time but i guess it kinda counts.

When me and my mates were staying at a hotel to celebrate my other mates bday we went outside to have a smoke and when were were looking back at the hotel from the cars, this guy had his window open, he was on about the 2nd-3rd floor and we could see what looked like him doing a hooker up against the wall, then she proceed to face the window and get dressed which gave us all an decent view at her bits, she then proceeded to walk out of the hotel and drive away.

Not even kidding