Crazy Thoughts

[M0rp43vs]

If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?

If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?

Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?

 

[tooktook]

Will America disappear up its own ass in a cloud of smug self satisfaction and hamburgers?

 

[Iron Mal]

If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?

If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?

Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?

1. Nope, humanity has evolved about as far as it's going to. Imagine if you had a kid and it was mutated in such a way that would make it better adapted to a more hostile enviroment (whatever that may be), now imagine that kid growing up and going through school. The hassle and abuse they would recieve would more than likely have 2 results: a. suicide or b. social reclusion and self imposed exile (in short, they sure as hell aren't getting laid which means they won't pass it on).
2. I have no idea (pass to one brainier than I)
3. You never know...

Now for my questions:

Would a human with gills be capable of breathing underwater?
What would happen if aliens actually visited Earth(I'm not talking about these supposed 'visitations' that occur in the most backwater and rural areas of the southern United States)? What would our reaction be?

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

does the toaster feel pain?

Talki-Toaster(TM) feels pain

What happens if you get "scared-half-to-death" twice?

you'd be 75% dead, 25 % alive

By your logic you would have to be scared-half-to-death more then 10 times?

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?

If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?

Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?

We adapt. Aslong as its gradually changing and does not change in bursts we would gradually be less sensitive to heat, and probably grow gills. Our legs would be less useful and our backs would become very powerful same with our arms and jaw. We would lose our hair in favour of none because we would live in the water and then that means the hair would just hold us back.

 

[This Person]

Is it possible to flavor the pages of books?

I think it would be nice to finish a sad book, and be crying, and then be able to lick the last page and have it taste like cherries, which would cheer me up. Of course, it could be the opposite for humorous books. That last page could taste like baby tears and kitten blood, so that you would feel the same as you did before you read it.

You know, depressed and empty, with a bitter taste in your mouth, trying to weave a noose out of all the potholders that your grandmother has given you over the years.


Just four more, Grandma, and I can finally have peace.

 

[This Person]

Will America disappear up its own ass in a cloud of smug self satisfaction and hamburgers?

Don't forget racial stereotypes and baseball.

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

If there was never a Mario, Sonic, or Kirby game, who would be the top video game mascot?

 

[ScreamingCrab]

What would be the best way to kill everyone on this bus now without explosives?

Actually, my main thought is a small crack squad of elite troops armed with painball guns, ruining everything. Usually adverts where a woman is shaking her hair. Imagine, she's shaking, looking all smug and happy, then an instant explosion of paint hits her face, which she screws up while falling over. Or a load of rat children hanging around a McDonalds get abruptly chased for miles being repeatedly shot in the back.

That dramatic love scene in a film? *pop pop pop* *paf* AGH?

Jeremy Clarkson? "This car may not have the upholstry of a G-XBALLS970 turbo, but what it do-*pop*Ow, shi-Ow Owoaaaaghh!"

There is no over serious indulgent situation that wouldn't be ruined by my crack squad of paintballers.

I also, to make bus journeys less dull, imagine myself firing off missiles, imagining them curving away in the distance and striking tower blocks. Or occasionally cars.

Also, who would win in a fight, without using nukes? India, Taiwan and Japan vs China? EU versus Russia? Ireland vs Scotland and wales?

You should hope I never get into power, proles.

 

[OverlordSteve]

If I use the select tool in Paint.NET, clicked something, and pressed control while clicking something else, could I select two things AT ONCE?

 

[This Person]

The voices. Talking, screaming, shouting, yelling but never actually saying anything. Crying out to me. KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!
Voices of god calling out to me. Controlling my hands. The knife is sharp and slices cleanly through the meat. Seperating the eternal bond of bone and flesh and blood. The blood pools and runs cold. I bath init. Running through my hair. I cut and slice and dice until the face is no longer my own. Twisted and monsterous... who are you? You are not me. YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!YOU ARE NOT ME!

Aw, it looks like someone wants some attention! Yes you do, yes you do!

 

[TMAN10112]

wat would happen if i told a cop that he had to arrest me because he was dick

 

[DeadpanLunatic]

I have removed my words from this site.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Long, psychotic speech

Aw, it looks like someone wants some attention! Yes you do, yes you do!

I had the thought of you petting the computer like a puppy while you said that.

 

[z121231211]

Could human health be determined by a number?

How is money worth anything? It's just paper with numbers on it.

 

[Unmannedperson]

If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?

The problem with global warming isn't that we will die from it. The problem is it will cause oceans to rise, causing entire cities to become submerged. The weather will also become more violent, causing more disasters. Alas, we will survive, but we will be in for one hell of a ride.

My question time!

Why does Microsoft continually forget the PC users that allowed them to rise to the top by releasing games only for the Xbox?

 

[Aries_Split]

If men like meat, potatoes, and pussy.
Then why not jam a potato in the pussy?

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Can we trim that down please Anti-Santa? I prefer not to have to scroll sideways.

 

[NinjaDwarf]

What started the Big bang? (I myself believe in the Big Bang theory)

My guess is that it acts on a cycle i.e eventually the universe will stop expanding and start to contract, till eventually it causes a 'big bang'. But I'm no physicist...

 

[snowpenguin55]

If they make another Super Smash Bros. game, then Jigglypuff should not be included. Neither should Sonic. But Snake can stay. Does this belong in this forum?