Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[13thforswarn]

I'd put the key in the ignition and take her for a test drive.

 

[FoolKiller]

"Snake... Snake, What's Going on? Snake? Snaaake!"

"HADOKEN!" - If anyone can pull this off at an appropriate timing (I don't need to say when, you just know) you are my hero.

Now I have a goal for the next time I have sex. Thanks.

Viva my Pinata.

 

[MattRooney06]

"Snake... Snake, What's Going on? Snake? Snaaake!"

"HADOKEN!" - If anyone can pull this off at an appropriate timing (I don't need to say when, you just know) you are my hero.

Cournal (fuck the spelling): SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEEEE lol






eh hem lets just say it was an ackward silence

 

[GothMatt]

"Mind if my Snake infiltrates your gear?"

 

[Bodo_Fraggins]

I'd Zerg that

 

[ma55ter_fett]

"What? This staff? Yea, It's epic."

"If I wasn't already subscribed to another I'd definitely try your free trial."

"You're one hell of an epic mount!"

?I?d like to take shelter in your bunker?

?I?ve captured the flag!?

 

[Daveman]

"Take 5 dozen eggs, start putting them in a bowl, stir the FUCK out of 'em, and what do ya get?"

PENIS!!!!

Time for a point insertion (...? like the first level of Half-life 2?... nope?... nobody find that funny?)

Time for a bit of PvP...

Make like Kirby and suck...

I'd like to pokémon... (poke her, man?)

(In a nightclub) Hey babe, my WoW skills make me a pro at grinding.

She's such a skank her bush is called "Ravenholm".

Boom, headshot.

If you're wondering, yes, I do feel ashamed.

 

[conchshellthegeek7]

Well, I think it's pretty obvious...

"Do a barrel roll!"

 

[DragonChi]

"if you want to insert your master sword into her temple of time, tri-force"

 

[Bovver]

I know what im going to do do with my sword of aeons....

 

[HassEsser]

Spoiler: dananana dananana, dananana dananana, dananana dananana, dananana dananana, ba-na-na-naaaaa!

This is the best post I have seen in this whole topic. I emailed you 15 internets. Enjoy it.

 

[benoitowns]

I want to put my quantum harmonizer in her photonic resonation chamber.

 

[Ultress]

I'd evoke her Persona

I'd Ram her barge, My friend and I had a blast making up ones like that for all the movies Wumba taught you.

Let's get Funky

Wanna play my Ocarina.

 

[Chrmike]

I sticky bombed your mom? That's awesome man. Kudos for coming up with what is obvious to be instantly knowable, but subtle enough to be awesome.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

I'd square and circle combo that..I'd 1-up her mushrooms..or finally,
I want to do a barrel roll in her Arwing (Yes, I realize how stupid that sounds)

 

[Centrophy]

- I'd double click that repeatedly to attack. (Any Diablo type game)
- OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm gonna Limit Break! (FF7+)
- Damn, all out of ammo for the next few minutes. (Lame, I know)
- I'd scan those for unexplored resources. (ME2)

 

[CloggedDonkey]

man, she can plant a charge on my guard tower any day.
or
hay baby, want to see my master sword come out of it's stone

someone, please shoot me for what I have just said.

 

[Insignia19]

I have reach, but do you have flexibility?

 

[benoitowns]

Ill put my staff in your mana pool.

 

[Dorian6]

Elven Sword Polisher: (noun) Slutty girl who likes western RPGs