Creepy Compliments
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This one wins.
"You have very nice eyelashes." Yeah, my manhood was instantly obliterated when I heard a young assistant say those words. Optometrists can be very creepy sometimes...
Yes, that line is code for "I acknowledge you are in a relationship, but being the dick that I am (and think with), I'm offering you this veiled last-ditch compliment, secretly hoping that you will respond with something to the effect of 'I wish he realized that' or 'yeah I guess,' potentially revealing a crack in said relationship and thus renewing the possibility that a concerted effort on my part might still 'get you.' "Applejack said:
And yes, yes that one compliment means all of that at the same time. Though to be fair, women pull that shit too (it's been done to me as well).
OT: I've been told by several women that I'm "mysterious." I get that they find that attractive, but it's still weird to hear.
Quite a few people in my life have thought that I am a girl. I really don't see how, but I always got compliments on how pretty I was.
Creepy, yes.
Creepy, yes.
I think I said something like "oh well thank you" and it took me like 5 minutes to realize how creepy his statement was, and I think thats why people get away with stuff like that. Mysterious is attractive if your good looking, if not it's scary. Life is full of double standards.Thunderhorse31 said:
The bad memory came over to me in gym class and smelt me a couple days after I dumped her. She walked away like nothing had happened. When I told her it was creepy, she seemed offended.
Before you ask, there were other reasons for dumping her other than that she was a freak.
Before you ask, there were other reasons for dumping her other than that she was a freak.
A girl once drew a picture of a dog and wrote under it "This is a picture of my dog. He died a few years ago. He was sweet, just like you."
She compared me to her dead dog, how touching...
She compared me to her dead dog, how touching...
You think thats impressive you should have heard some of the other things i say to her and not get slapped for. one time i text her asking what she's wearing and she didn't even bring it up the day later. Its basically a good friend joke thing we have with each other.sennius said:
Not a compliment as such, but a customer where I work once walked up to me and commented on how I looked just like someone she was once friends with. Except they were both in a car crash and the friend died... It was ever so slightly uncomfortable.
Though the worst part was probably when she was leaving, the conversation went similarly to this:
Lady: "You really do look just like him."
Me: "Could say I'm a dead ringer."
Looking back that could only have been funnier if I had a pair of sunglasses and someone yelling YEAH in the background.
Though the worst part was probably when she was leaving, the conversation went similarly to this:
Lady: "You really do look just like him."
Me: "Could say I'm a dead ringer."
Looking back that could only have been funnier if I had a pair of sunglasses and someone yelling YEAH in the background.