Creepy Compliments

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Luckily, I use that one myself so I wasn't fooled\

/joking

 

[chetoos]

I was told that I have beautiful eyes by a girl I was sitting behind in my SAT room

 

[Decum]

"I used to think you were fat...but now i look closely its just the clothes you wear, you actually have a really nice body"
My creepiest and probably best comment i've made to a girl.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

This thread is great.

 

[Applejack]

"Your legs have gotten nicer."
Even if I were a girl that compliment would be stupid.

I also have one that I said to someone:
"You look a lot like Haruhi Suzumiya..."

Just noticed you said that last one. I'm guessing you figured this out but never compare a girl to an anime unless she's dressed up in a cosplay. Not exactly creepy but definitely weird. Avoid weird.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i've had the smell compliment before, but my all time favorite was over facebook: "your eyes are the EXACT color of morning glories." my eyes are brown, so i'm not sure what species of morning glory he was looking at.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Right when my girlfriend was about to say something like "I like you because of your personality," on this one date, she said "I like you because you remind me of my pet ferret." ??? Never even seen a ferret or know what they act like...

Ferrets are hyper and aggressive animals that smell really bad. I would know because my sister used to own some.

 

[Reep]

One of my good mates said my arse looks good in jeans, we're both guys and i know for a fact he's not gay which makes this even more weirder.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

"You have really nice teeth. They are like the moon and the stars. Can I have them?"
-A random crazy homeless man on the bus.

"You two make a really cute couple."
-A stranger referring to my sister and me. I couldn't sit next to her for the next week.

 

[Dusquad]

My personal favorite that I got was a a few weeks ago from my friend

She said "Happy to see you're not hung-over again."

To which I replied "I might still be drunk."

It was 10 in the morning and I had been partying non-stop for the last week. Gotta love summer.

 

[InnerRebellion]

"Your eyes make me horny." I...what?
"Your curls are so much prettier than girls." Again, what?
"You have a bubble butt, it's sexy." Huh?!
"Your hands are so soft and smooth against mine." I'm used to my girlfriend saying odd things though.
Damn girls in my school say weird things.

 

[Mimssy]

"Your hands are so soft and smooth against mine."

That's at least vaguely sweet.

 

[InnerRebellion]

"Your hands are so soft and smooth against mine."

That's at least vaguely sweet.

Still freaked me out a little, but true.

 

[Berethond]

I'm from California, man. Everyone here is bisexual, so weird and creepy compliments are an everyday thing.

Ranging from being told "You have nice balls" to getting slapped in the ass by "straight" men.

 

[Shock and Awe]

The creepiest compliment ever is definitely "You gotta purtty mouth" delivered in fake sounding southern drawl, say it now and you will get it.

 

[mrdude2010]

my ex got the "compliment" omg i saw ur prom dress and i thought it was pretty and i was going to buy it until i saw this one"


ive been told i look good when i shower by my neighbor............... *scared face*

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

An old guy in a wheel chair came up to me one day while i was eating at the mall food court and he told me i looked like Jesus Christ...what do you say to somthing like that when your half way through a slice of pizza?

 

[Cody211282]

My personal favorite that I got was a a few weeks ago from my friend

She said "Happy to see you're not hung-over again."

To which I replied "I might still be drunk."

It was 10 in the morning and I had been partying non-stop for the last week. Gotta love summer.

Nice one, mine is close

"You small just like Jack Sparrow"

What can I say I love rum.

An old guy in a wheel chair came up to me one day while i was eating at the mall food court and he told me i looked like Jesus Christ...what do you say to somthing like that when your half way through a slice of pizza?

You should have put your hand on him mumbles something like a blessing and then told him he could walk.

 

[Lineoutt]

Not mine but my wife in the middle of a mammogram had her female doctor comment "Wow those are.... just great.. your husband must have a lot of fun with those"

AHAHAHAHA xD

OT:
"Can I shake your hand?"
"I'm sorry, I just like to touch people."
"Oh look! they're soft."
- Female self help coach (it was my parents divorce something-or-other)

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

You think thats impressive you should have heard some of the other things i say to her and not get slapped for. one time i text her asking what she's wearing and she didn't even bring it up the day later. Its basically a good friend joke thing we have with each other.

*claps* you sir, are a king. I envy you for this.

OT: Would it be creepy to walk up to a girl you don't know in any way, shape or form and tell her she's pretty? If so then I did that... I got the girl.