Creepy Compliments

[HuntrRose]

An old guy in a wheel chair came up to me one day while i was eating at the mall food court and he told me i looked like Jesus Christ...what do you say to somthing like that when your half way through a slice of pizza?

I am the Lord and the Saviour. And this is my favorite pizza!

 

[HaHaBoom92]

"You look like Jimmy Paige." - Homeless Man
Some would say creepy, but this is quite possibly the best compliment someone has ever given me. That or "You have beautiful eyes, like a kaleidoscope!"

 

[Queen Michael]

"You bear a strong resemblance to your mother", said to me, a 20-year-old dude. My standard reply? "Yeah, people often tell me I look like a middle-aged woman."

 

[Flight]

"Hey, girl, you've got a nice butt" followed by what he wanted to do with it.

Yeah, I told him where he could go.

 

[Necrofudge]

"Your hands are so soft! And so is your hair!"
This wouldn't even be okay if I were a girl.

 

[gh0ti]

I have an in-joke with one of my friends who once mentioned in passing that it would be nice if I paid her the odd compliment; being "just friends" we trade a lot of insults.

Since then I give her strange (and usually backhanded) compliments whenever the opportunity presents. Things along the lines of "You look thinner than you did yesterday..."

 

[Exia91]

"Nice ass"

I'm neither a girl, nor do I like people looking at my ass, no matter how nice it may be. At least it was a girl that said it.

Well, cute bum she said. But still the same.

OT:
Hmm, I once got a compliment for not being a dick, and a good listener, when a female friend was talking to me, an hour straight about problems in her life. If I didn't want to listen and help her I'd just told her. She didnt have to give me a compliment..

 

[Mr Snuffles]

An acquaintance of mine said that I have really nice eyes... I am a man, he is also a man...

I kind of edged away from him after that...

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Your laugh is so hot!"

Said by some girl walking past my table.

 

[Arkley]

"Your accent is so adorable/awesome/hot/cute/cool" etc

Most British people who've visited the United States will have heard that line in some form or another hundreds of times, along with the much creepier and more annoying requests to say or repeat certain words.

Seriously, I barely know you, and I'm not some kind of performing circus animal. What on Earth makes you think I'm going to reel off words while you dictate for your amusement?

Edit: Oh, and "Your have such great teeth! Especially for a British guy!"
Paying someone a compliment and insulting their countrymen's dental hygeine at the same time is not the way to go, ladies.

 

[AbsShek]

I'm a guy, and I got my ass slapped by a random girl. Maybe I should've enjoyed it, but I felt so, so dirty.

Various other compliments I've got:
"You have very nice crooked teeth" - Huh?
"I really, really love your glasses!" - Not so much creepy, but utterly pointless.

 

[The_Healer]

The creepy smile that pathologists always give me when I go to have a blood test freaks me out. (I have prominent veins)

 

[EchetusXe]

You don't drool much for a crazy person.

 

[Baldry]

Well I stood up in a class randomly and two girls looked over at me and started talking and looking back and forth, between me and each other. So I gave them a funny look and they told me that they were talking about how I "Pretty" but in a weird way.

 

[knight steel]

"wow your penis is so small that it's kinda cute" said by my girlfriend when i first showed her needless to say i smothered her to death said thank you.

 

[Sark]

I've gotten "You smell nice" from a friend. It was kinda creepy, and a bit insulting, too. Don't I usually smell nice?

Also, after handing my picture ID to a guy to get into a local amusement park, he looked at it and said, "You have a really nice smile. Wanna show me in real life?"

And then there's the "look at you... damn, red-heads with pigtails are hot... like sexy farmer girls" that I got at my job.

And I have many more, but I think that gets the point across.

That second compliment is actually very flattering. But how it was conveyed in real life, can be very different from how it was conveyed in text.

As for the last one, that's the honest to God truth. Although I don't know why one would say it aloud.

Most of the stuff in this thread so far is stuff that I would say without even considering it creepy. That's kind of... worrying.


I had a genuinely creepy girlfriend who used to try to be as creepy as possible for fun.
Choice lines:

Her: "I want to skin you alive and then wear your skin so I'll be inside you."
Me: "But... I'd bleed to death. And... you'd suffocate."
Her: "AND THEN WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!"

Her: "If you don't have sex with me, I'm going to cut out my own vagina and send it to you."
Me: "You're just ripping off Van Gogh."

Me: "Want to try something new [sex-wise]?"
Her: "Why don't you cut me!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "I'll go get a knife."
Me: "Wait, wait! I'm not going to cut you with a knife while we're having sex!"
Her: "YOU NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING FUN!"


Man, I wish I was making this stuff up.
(In case you're wondering, she was actually really hot, too.)

You've just described the perfect woman.

More like a messed woman

That falls into the beautiful catagory of sexy-crazy.

I've had a few strange ones, "You have amazing eyebrows", "Your face is so emotive", "You would have made the prettiest girl". I'm not sure the last was a compliment, as the girl who said it sounded disappointed.

 

[chris89300]

I've gotten "You smell nice" from a friend. It was kinda creepy, and a bit insulting, too. Don't I usually smell nice?

Also, after handing my picture ID to a guy to get into a local amusement park, he looked at it and said, "You have a really nice smile. Wanna show me in real life?"

And then there's the "look at you... damn, red-heads with pigtails are hot... like sexy farmer girls" that I got at my job.

And I have many more, but I think that gets the point across.

Redheads are UBERhot, pigtails or not . Hit me up whenever you're bored.

To stay on topic tho, I can't remember any Creepy compliments, I usually avoid bizarro people who wear shoes on their heads (ZP reference )

 

[selce]

i had a guy tell me that i had a "purty mouf"

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I've been told that I have a "cute nose" which I thought was pretty strange.

 

[Cheesebob]

Scarey Eyes.

By my optition, no less.

Yeah I don't get complemented much