Creepy Skyrim Serial Killer Keeps Heads on Shelves
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Oh christ, my friend has shown me the gamefaqs threads that have that spam going on. One of his got taken down which made me lol.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
I was even playing today and went to loot a bandit that Lydia and I butchered mercilessly. I start to loot their corpse of gold and arrows, then notice something is poking out of their left knee... an arrow... Suffice to say I couldn't breathe for a while xD
OP: That looks like it took a crazy amount of time to do, and while it is neat, I'll just throw it with my "why did you take all that time to do that?" category with the countless things I have seen people do in Minecraft.
Inb4 don't show this video to Fox.
In the best kind of dark humor, that was hilarious.
Was expecting more of a hunting lodge setting, but my expectations were surpassed!
Was expecting more of a hunting lodge setting, but my expectations were surpassed!
Uuu, I remember that post. Indeed you did good sir, indeed you did. Coincidentally, I choose the "I am now going to start collecting heads in Skyrim..." answer to the threads poll. Still think it would look better with the heads nailed to the wall via arrow penetration. Through one of the eye sockets.Jonluw said:
I haven't even played the game, but I'm pretty sure that's a memorable NPC dialogue bit.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Wow this guy can get heads to stay on a shelf but when I put a plate leaning or a bug jar on a table it just flys half way across the room when I enter the house 3 days later... the only way I will applaud this guy is if he was somehow able to take...
Astrid's corpse after the Dark Brotherhood quest line, you know the one, the one that is all burnt to hell and even though she's that burnt still had the ability to talk pretty normally... sorry getting off topic there, if he took her body and put it in the fireplace, now that's realism, sort of...
Oh yeah. Gooood times.
This reminds me of my first Oblivion character back in the day. I thought Black Mage from 8-bit theatre was the funniest thing ever created, so I made a dunmer mage with the express purpose of learning spells that murdered a great deal of people at once. I collected as many of the bones in the game as I could and stored them all in my house's basement.
When I found the mutilated corpse of that one guy, I dutifully carried them all back to my house and stored them on the shelf like he was in life. That is to say, the head was on top, torso in the middle and legs on the bottom. It was a fnuckin' masterpiece.
:')
This reminds me of my first Oblivion character back in the day. I thought Black Mage from 8-bit theatre was the funniest thing ever created, so I made a dunmer mage with the express purpose of learning spells that murdered a great deal of people at once. I collected as many of the bones in the game as I could and stored them all in my house's basement.
When I found the mutilated corpse of that one guy, I dutifully carried them all back to my house and stored them on the shelf like he was in life. That is to say, the head was on top, torso in the middle and legs on the bottom. It was a fnuckin' masterpiece.
:')
