Ok here are a few of my favourites:
One evening, a group of students attempt to find strange bones with a lost pack of cards.
Wait, how are they going to find the bones if they've lost the cards?
One morning in a restaurant haunted by the spirit of a babysitter, a crazed man, a crazed widow, and a werewolf hunter attempt to find the forest.
Ok, so is it a restaurant haunted by a babysitter and the crazed man, crazed widow and werewolf hunter are all attempting to find 'the forest' OR is it a restaurant that is haunted by the spirit of a babysitter, a crazed man, a crazed widow and werewolf hunter and it is the restaurant that is looking for the forest? I kinda hope it's the latter.
One evening, a group of people accidentally create a book.
How the hell do you accidentally create a book? "Hang on I'm just going to write a quick note, oh shit I've accidentally written a book."
One morning, a man and a girl are trapped in a forest haunted by the spirit of a young widower with the help of a widower, a sailor, and a disturbing telephone.
It was the disturbing telephone that got me.
One evening, some children kidnap a crazed widower.
This one genuinely disturbed me.