Critical Miss: #41

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Mr. Grey

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I object to the notion that New Dante would murder them and steal their money for crack!

He's too much of a pansy for that.

[sub]I kid, I kid. Just rolling the dice.[/sub]
 

Delock

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Worse: New Dante Alighieri
Afterwards you get to learn that you were the cause of his wife/fiance's eternal damnation, and that your brother can apparently track down some unknown man's family across several countries using only technology availible during the Crusades.

Anyways, the black text was hilarious this time around. I don't know why as in all fairness, it went on long enough that it should have worn out its welcome, but instead was funnier. Ah well, great comic as per usual with thankfully less scarring mental imagery this time around.
 

Brotherofwill

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Do you know these commercials that picture the anti-bodies within someone like this little army that defends against viruses and outside threats? You know, from these drinks that are supposed to make you more healthy?

Just imagine the anti-bodies in Kratos, man. Ripping shit up! No STDs for him, no sir.
 

Snowden's Secret

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I can honestly say that I got the Trojan gag, and I giggled a bit. Hope that makes the subtext guy feel a bit more appreciated. :)
 

coldfrog

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When giving us another comic based on getting it on with Kratos, the only song you COULD quote is "Where is my mind?"

It's in the gutter. Next to some ashy goop and a hydra bladder.
 

Arkhangelsk

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I love the poses of the statues. I think one of them is hip-thrusting. o_O Anyways, great comic. And it brings up a good point.
 

Robyrt

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Before there was reliable STD protection, the diseases were pretty much a fact of life. Anyone raising their hand to sleep with Kratos probably has syphilis already.
 

Alar

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Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath said:
Real men don't use condoms.

They use hydra bladder.
That is pure awesome.

I had a nice chuckle from 'sometimes I cry at night'.
 

Bealzibob

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Try this trick and spin it, yeah!
Your Head will collaspe and if there's nothing in it you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind?

I had the trojan joke explained to me by my parents when the simpsons did it lol. Great comicas usual, but GOD people need to get over the dante remake imo. It's not that bad if you ask me and you should cause... I'm like... knowledgable... in like these kinds of... stuff.