Critical Miss: #41

[Alar]

Real men don't use condoms.

They use hydra bladder.

That is pure awesome.

I had a nice chuckle from 'sometimes I cry at night'.

 

[Bealzibob]

Try this trick and spin it, yeah!
Your Head will collaspe and if there's nothing in it you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind?

I had the trojan joke explained to me by my parents when the simpsons did it lol. Great comicas usual, but GOD people need to get over the dante remake imo. It's not that bad if you ask me and you should cause... I'm like... knowledgable... in like these kinds of... stuff.

 

[bakonslayer]

I am very satisfied that this topic merited a second comic.

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

Pixies! This comic is hilarious, while also referencing some of my favourite bands nearly every time. What more could I want?

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

The Trojan remarks got old... Kinda ruined the comic for me. I guess it was decent... Nothing special

 

[shogunblade]

I definitely enjoyed reading that. A good laugh, and an awesome reference to the Pixies.

I never thought about Kratos in any context than the God of War, but that doesn't mean it's not funny. I really hope this continues, because it's a great laugh in an otherwise dreary afternoon.

 

[ZephrC]

Gah! Trojan's aren't Greeks! The Trojans and the Greeks were enemies, there's this whole book about it.

Sorry, just had to get that out of my system. Carry on.

 

[Evilsanta]

Ouch. And the new Dante couldnt score with a hooker...

He doesnt have the money cause he spends all of it on crack.

Sorry... Great comic!

 

[Jared]

The Trojan remarks made me laugh,so hard!

 

[JokerCrowe]

I thought they meant Dante from "dante's inferno" then I read "the New Dante" . Also, I like the redhead. Mol was it?

 

[The Wooster]

Gah! Trojan's aren't Greeks! The Trojans and the Greeks were enemies, there's this whole book about it.

Sorry, just had to get that out of my system. Carry on.

Spot on, Troy was actually in good ol' Turkey. It's imperfect narative.

*coughs*


Also I actually quite like the new Dante. I never liked the old one as he didn't look like a badass as much as he looked like a raging douchebag. The new Dante looks like a relatable human being. A human being with a burning desire.

A burning desire for crack.

 

[Neferius]

Keep ripping on Dante guys ...seriously, he Deserves it

And FYI, I like my comicbook antiheroes raging douchebags rather than pathetic mewling "human beings"
...besides, everyone knows that being Human is Overrated :-/

 

[HaraDaya]

The weirdest part about this comic was seeing Kratos' without a scowl.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Don't worry, I thought the Trojan joke were funny. And the explaining of the joke too.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

Dante is trying to have sex with you, he wants to make love to you, he is mugging you, he wants crack. What is the first thing we do? That's right, wrist control.

 

[Wandrecanada]

I love the fact that the entire comic was just a platform for the 'Trojan' joke.

 

[8bitlove2a03]

I just want to set the world on; I just want to start a flame in your crotch....

 

[AugustFall]

This is my "Tuesday thing".

Monday: Penny Arcade
Tuesday: Critical Miss
Wednesday PA, ZP and ENN
Thursday: Critical Miss (I think it's tues/thurs) Doraleous and EC.
Friday: PA, PATV

Wow, that's kind of sad put in that form. I need a girlfriend.