Critical Miss: Children of Steam #1

[Bloodstain]

My name is Russell Shoemaker. I played games on the computer.. back when there was computer gaming.. and Steam to buy games from.

 

[Littlee300]

If the picture has text then you really shouldn't be put on probation for not saying anything...

 

[Cape_Mario]

Is there any truth to this?

 

[The Wooster]

Is there any truth to this?

Valve does indeed operate from a series caves underneath a gothic mansion.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

That was incredibly well done, good job.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Haha yea let's continue to badger the people that created some of the best games ever made, along with the most efficient and massive platform for video game distribution of our generation. Take your time with HL2ep3 Valve we can wait.

OT: Very funny comic

 

[Knife-28]

Is it ironic that I got The Orange Box (A hard copy) about 3 days ago?

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Google --> Steam crack --> Download --> Scan with over 9001 antivirus programs --> Install --> Not out of any of my Steam games. I'm not worried about Steam shutting down or going dark at all.

Piracy with a purpose? i Like it!

OT: You had me at Lord Newell. XD

 

[Tomo Stryker]

Well I'm going to give Gabe a pat on the back for being such a good sport about his asshole like fans...

You thought I would crack a fat joke didn't you? That is why you kept reading right? Wrong!

*wisper* Chicken Wings ha...*wisper*

 

[DayDark]

I feel a great disturbance in the web, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and then suddenly ran out of steam.

 

[Toothache of Sauron]

Go ahead, shut all conectivity to XBOX, XBOX 360, the playstations and all the other consoles, I'm a PC gamer so they won't affect me.

 

[warprincenataku]

If they shut down steam..... I won't be effected at all. =) Truthfully I would love to get a steam account, but there are some hurdles. My PC is old and won't run most new games, and my laptop is Mac. Steam does not yet have many Mac games on it, when it does ill get it.

So is the fat guy the director of Valve?

Steam has had Mac games for a while.

 

[Gindil]

If they shut down steam..... I won't be effected at all. =) Truthfully I would love to get a steam account, but there are some hurdles. My PC is old and won't run most new games, and my laptop is Mac. Steam does not yet have many Mac games on it, when it does ill get it.

So is the fat guy the director of Valve?

Yep, Robin Walker.

Seriously, you play steam for the old games anyway.

 

[senataur]

The time taken to release Episode 3 by Valve (a company I previously had a lot of respect for) is a damming statement on the whole episodic release model.

It's the single reason why I wont be buying Starcraft until all the campaign content is release, if at all.

 

[mirasiel]

My hurdle is that you can use PayPal, but then you have to use a Credit Card anway. What the Fuck?

No, you don't.

Really I have a switch/debit card connected with my paypal acocunt and that works just fine.

 

[Jordankai]

I really wouldn't care that much.

I would just want a whole lot of my money back :V

 

[ucciolord1]

In the words of Luke Skywalker, "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Irridium]

They have a patch ready if Steam ever shut down.

I know, its mainly a "worst case scenario" thing. Nothing wrong with having backups in case the worst happens.

 

[Jakey113G]

I think he meant its old and slow. So that it can't handle steam. Framerate issue ect

 

[TrogzTheTroll]

Wasn't it Eclair yesterday? Now it's donuts.