Critical Miss: Do Not Past Go...

[Yankeedoodles]

The little girl is taking all of this surprisingly well so I take it this must be a common enough occurrence. Does this mean that Erin has two fancy rats now?

 

[9NineBreaker9]

Donnie Darko

Damn, ninja'd! I was going to say, are the lyrics just "Mad World" or a Donnie Darko reference?

And I would SO play Chronopoly. Excellent comic.

 

[ksn0va]

WTF! So Erin's dead? The humanity! Oh and btw yes I want that hotel.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Wait what? By the rules of time traveling this cannot happen.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrononauts

Check dis' game out.

 

[Sabrestar]

Aww, at first i just thought it was a terrible comic, but people seem to really like it, i guess i just didn't get it, or everyone but me is wrong, yeah that must be it.

Nah, you're not alone. Sad to say but I haven't been feeling this comic for a while now. It feels to me like it kinda went off the rails when it stopped being about a games critic and just became random Erin-centred stuff.

But that's just one opinion and if, as it looks, a lot of the readers do enjoy it, then I'll happily shut up and let them enjoy it.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

WTF! So Erin's dead? The humanity! Oh and btw yes I want that hotel.

I highly doubt she's dead forever, this isn't a comic with continuity.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

You should have just killed hitler, i think we all know how good of an idea THAT was **Glares at Einstein**.

Timelines are hard to keep straight, but here goes. If the Russians win RA1, then Kane appears and CnC happens. If the Allies win RA1 then RA2 kicks off with the Russians fighting back. RA3 is based on the Allies winning RA2.

[plugs ear] There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3.

Also: so if the Allies win in RA1, then it leads to RA2....... and not only does Kane "not appear", the Meteorite containing the Tiberium doesn't "appear" and crash land in Italy, either? I think there is absolutely no point in making CnC make sense. Let's just remember them for what they were. SIX (Dawn, RA1, Sun, RA2, Wars, Generals...THAT'S IT.....There WERE no others!) wacky but great games.

I don't do denial with much style, no. [goes back to chanting]

 

[Tartarga]

Dibs on the time bending thimble. Now i'll be able to travel through time, and protect my thumb from needles.

 

[BreakfastMan]

When people run in circles it's a very very... Maaaaadwoooooooorld. Maaaaaaadwoooooooorld. Maaaaaaadwoooooooorld.

OT: So... Is she dead forever or just for a little bit? How the heck are you going to write yourselves out of this pickle?

 

[dfcrackhead]

Critical Miss: Do Not Past Go...

We have already apologized for the pun.

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So, I read the title, figured it was a typo, read the comic, reread the title and cringed... You aren't allowed to speak for a week, the next two comics need to just being the characters staring out at us, that is your punishment.

 

[Roboto]

In the future, it looks like all her fingers are cut off.

 

[The Wooster]

Critical Miss: Do Not Past Go...

We have already apologized for the pun.

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So, I read the title, figured it was a typo, read the comic, reread the title and cringed... You aren't allowed to speak for a week, the next two comics need to just being the characters staring out at us, that is your punishment.

No you see the pun never happened because we changed the past therefore changing the potential outcomes of the future and... Yeah, okay.

In the future, it looks like all her fingers are cut off.

Not an error, canonically she had to cut them off to escape the deadly time spiders.

 

[warfjm]

But... wait... if her future self killed her past self, how would her future self survive in order to travel back and kill herself?

*brain implosion imminent*

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[therandombear]

Critical Miss: Do Not Past Go...

We have already apologized for the pun.

Read Full Article

So, I read the title, figured it was a typo, read the comic, reread the title and cringed... You aren't allowed to speak for a week, the next two comics need to just being the characters staring out at us, that is your punishment.

No you see the pun never happened because we changed the past therefore changing the potential outcomes of the future and... Yeah, okay.

In the future, it looks like all her fingers are cut off.

Not an error, canonically she had to cut them off to escape the deadly time spiders.

I always thought the Seahorses were going to take over the earth in the future...

 

[Lucane]

...
Oh god, SHE'S DEAD! YOU MONSTER FUTURE VERSION OF HER. YOU MONSTER

(edit: no, I don't know her name, its slipped my mind)

It's Erin.

I love the little hover pack on the hamster but what pun are they talking about?

Edit: Nevermind I'm selectivly Illiterite lol.

 

[ipslne]

Is it just me or do the creators have really good taste in music?

 

[Yankeedoodles]

Nice. So does Erin have two fancy rats now?

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

[plugs ear] There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3 There was no Red Alert 3.

Also: so if the Allies win in RA1, then it leads to RA2....... and not only does Kane "not appear", the Meteorite containing the Tiberium doesn't "appear" and crash land in Italy, either? I think there is absolutely no point in making CnC make sense. Let's just remember them for what they were. SIX (Dawn, RA1, Sun, RA2, Wars, Generals...THAT'S IT.....There WERE no others!) wacky but great games.

I don't do denial with much style, no. [goes back to chanting]

I Concur sir, there was no RA2 or RA3 or else the story makes no sense...[/quote]

What are you INSANE! Red Alert 2 was gaming LEGEND and a corner-stone of my childhood. I couldn't give two shits for what it did to the over-arching story (just consider it as unrelated, for chirssake). It was hilarious, well-written, well-balanced, and generally a riot. It had psychics and hulk making machines and STILL seemed plausible, if not possible.

Then they added bullshit like ostracized (and sexually exploited) Japanese minors and it just became creepy, and sad like a long drawn out fart.

 

[Aptspire]

Hey! creating a time paradox is against the rules! (I think)