Critical Miss: Dragon Age 2

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therandombear

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AWDMANOUT said:
therandombear said:
The drama mask in the speech wheel should be a troll face... :3
I think that's what they might have been going for lol. Or maybe I am just seeing things.
Maybe, but it doesn't "look" like trollface to me, oh yes it's smugface, but I don't really see a trollface in it xD
 

Balthazzar

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Can I just say that it's really nice to have a contributor that participates in the forum discussion on a regular basis?

Anyways, I liked the comic, it summed up EA'S/Bioware's missteps nicely. I'm kind of surprised though that you didn't mention all the bugs that seriously interrupted game flow sometimes... My favorite: Merrill spoiling the end of her companion quest because her dialog got switched around.

Still, I couldn't put DA2 down until I finished it, Bioware knows how to write an engaging story. The connections to Origins were really disappointing though...
 

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Nocta-Aeterna said:
Is there an elf, flirting with a sheep in the background?
Actually, I thought it was just Zevran, the super-horny elf from Origins.
 

TeacakeWeasel

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Goldeneye103X2 said:
What the fuck? Everyone's bloody talking about Dragon Age 2, and Bioware, and how they suck, or they don't suck....

Dude, there's a fucking Fireman Sam reference in there! That is so cool. Many would call me a geek for notcing this sort of thing, but not in this case, because this is fireman sam we're talking about here.
Well played, chaps.
Oh thank whatever divine entity exists out there! I was worried that I was the only one who actually knew what this was referencing.

What's wrong with the community if it doesn't notice the lyrics to Fireman Sam, this is a condition that must be rectified.

Power to you, Good Sir!
 

Supreme Dragon

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I should note to people that there was NEVER SecureRom on the game. Ever. No versions had it. None. Nada. Ziltch.

It was just a registry key. That's it. No software, no executables.

Sheesh people.
 

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It's not a bad game. I honestly am enjoying it far more than DA:O (I never even finished that game... just lost interest after Lothering). I like that the main character has a set personality depending on what dialogue choices you choose the most; like the troll mask responses makes Hawke more snarky/sarcastic, the peaceful responses make Hawke sound more wizened, the first makes him more aggressive sounding. I like the companions more in this game too, their motivations seem less nonsensical/vague. I like that whenever the party members have something new to say it shows up on my quest log. The combat is faster, especially for mages and you can still pause. People also griping about not having a strategic over the battle view are crazy. Just use the mousewheel and scroll all the way back and turn the camera to face down towards the floor. Also people tend to complain that you are always in the same town. That's how the story goes, broski. It's not a globe/continent spanning game. It's more like Arkham Asylum.

The game is a bit buggy, but all Bioware games are buggy on release. The ending is terribad and smells of EA trying to milk the franchise. It just stops! Other than that I don't have many complaints.

I say if you seem interested in the game, wait until the inevitable Ultimate edition that will come out a year from now with all the DLC and items and stuff. They caught me with DA:O, bloody game cost me an arm and a leg.

OT/: I like the elf flirting with the sheep. Also agreed that this has been a PR disaster, but no worse than what Ubisoft or Activision have done in the recent past. I think they'll survive this.
 

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Ajna said:
this isnt my name said:
I get tired of the Welsh jokes, atleast have somthing to back up the things, like Americas obesity problem.
It's funny, because I have this crazy feeling you haven't even been to America, so you only have news outlets to rely on for the "obesity problem".

The definition for obesity used in the US is based entirely on weight-height ratio. Not body fat percentage, or anything reasonable. Most bodybuilders are considered "obese" under the US definition. Even though people like to talk about how "One fourth of Americans are obese", I'm sitting in a room of 40 people, and not a one of them looks in the least bit fat.

I'm about to start raging here, so I'll cut this off.

Watch the documentary "Fat Head". It explains the whole "obesity epidemic" far better than I ever could.
ew. i couldn't watch half of that crappy documentary. sure, it may have some facts, but when the humor is sarcastic dry and it looks so damn cheap... it just puts me off. then again, i was being cheap myself by streaming on the ps from netflix...

OT:

DAMN. these bioware dudes better get some PR outsider to help 'em out. cuz if they keep shitting themselves in front of the public, SWTOR might not sell as much.

it's still a day one purchase for me but... jeez, they really should tone down on the assholery.
 

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AnonymouZero said:
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ew. i couldn't watch half of that crappy documentary. sure, it may have some facts, but when the humor is sarcastic dry and it looks so damn cheap... it just puts me off. then again, i was being cheap myself by streaming on the ps from netflix...

OT:

DAMN. these bioware dudes better get some PR outsider to help 'em out. cuz if they keep shitting themselves in front of the public, SWTOR might not sell as much.

it's still a day one purchase for me but... jeez, they really should tone down on the assholery.[/quote]

I totally understand not liking the humor. I didn't like it myself. Note that the cheapness is probably not intended in the least. Documentaries challenging Super Size Me don't tend to be popular enough to get money from other sources. It lets up after a while on the dry humor at least, and delves more into the facts though, so stick with it.

And I streamed it on my 360 with Netflix, so I don't think streaming is an issue.
 

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Zeetchmen said:
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Zeetchmen said:
Feel sorry for all the people that ended up buying the "RPG of the decade" ^o^
I am assuming you are judging something you never touched.
And I am assuming you are a fanboy, so I guess we are even.
I am assuming you are pretentious because nothing about my observation would point to that.
 

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BrunDeign said:
I have no idea what Securom even is though.
It's like digital Satan but it hates you more. Or for something less sensationalized.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SecuROM
 

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The Gentleman said:
...And this is why PC gaming is dying: because you don't have to deal with this shit with the consoles.
That's why PC video game sales continue to rise each year, herp de derp.