Critical Miss: Evil, Evidently

[Cherry Cola]

If only because it proves there are writers out there worse than I am.

Trust me, it doesn't.

Tara Gillespe...

With her work, at least there is the possibility that it's written the way it is purposefully to make people facepalm, in which case it is a brilliant work of troll art and not simply the retard scribblings of a horny teenage goth.

Not so much with this.

Although I will give it to them that even though they can hardly meet up to the standards of mainstream videogame writers (or kindergarteners), they are at least better than the Name Game.

 

[Cherry Cola]

If only because it proves there are writers out there worse than I am.

Trust me, it doesn't.

Tara Gillespe...

With her work, at least there is the possibility that it's written the way it is purposefully to make people facepalm, in which case it is a brilliant work of troll art and not simply the retard scribblings of a horny teenage goth.

Not so much with this.

Although I will give it to them that even though they can hardly meet up to the standards of mainstream videogame writers (or kindergarteners), they are at least better than the Name Game.

I dunno, I've chuckled at this comic quite a few times. It can't be all that bad. It has it's hits and misses. Not every comic is Peanuts or Calvin and Hobbes. I'd actually say this is one of the better features on this site.

I wouldn't be surprised if it made people chuckle. When your entire repertoire consists of nothing but references to other games or movies, somehow somewhere somebody is going to see a reference to their favorite thing and have a little laugh.

Doesn't mean that it's clever.

 

[HK_01]

If only because it proves there are writers out there worse than I am.

Trust me, it doesn't.

Tara Gillespe...

With her work, at least there is the possibility that it's written the way it is purposefully to make people facepalm, in which case it is a brilliant work of troll art and not simply the retard scribblings of a horny teenage goth.

Not so much with this.

Although I will give it to them that even though they can hardly meet up to the standards of mainstream videogame writers (or kindergarteners), they are at least better than the Name Game.

I dunno, I've chuckled at this comic quite a few times. It can't be all that bad. It has it's hits and misses. Not every comic is Peanuts or Calvin and Hobbes. I'd actually say this is one of the better features on this site.

I wouldn't be surprised if it made people chuckle. When your entire repertoire consists of nothing but references to other games or movies, somehow somewhere somebody is going to see a reference to their favorite thing and have a little laugh.

Doesn't mean that it's clever.

Wait, what are you talking about? Name Game or Critical Miss?

 

[sdfasdfhfgfgjtyisdgdfdfj]

The one on the left looks like Hitler's emo twin! XD

Who, this guy?

 

[Souplex]

Of course! Don't you know anything about science?

 

[jaing1138]

2 hitler's..... Don't you know anything about SCIENCE!

 

[jaing1138]

damn soneone beat me to it...

 

[BrotherRool]

Even "Hell-Ghast" but I have to admit I like it, something doesn't have to be self-aware to be relishable and the bad guys of Killzone 3 are definitely meant to be far more interesting than anyone else

 

[Olofelefant]

I'm fairly sure somebody has already mentioned this, but..... BOBBY KOTICK?

 

[Auxiliary]

With a daughter that cute he has to be a great father!

 

[Venereus]

Isn't that Lady Gaga saying "Father"? 'Cause if it is, that's some evil shit right there. LOL

 

[Venereus]

I see Stahl in that pic you posted and automaticaaly think: Billy Bob Thorton.

I saw it too! We gotta keep this in mind for movie adaptation.

Well since we're ranting about education, perhaps one of you could tell me who I'm paraphrasing:

"It's not the cause that justifies the war, but the war that justifies the cause"

I'll give you a hint, it's the same guy who said, "What does not kill me, makes me stronger."

I know, I know! Charlie Sheen! LOL

 

[akibawall95]

Indeed very evil I bet babies around the world are crying. Very funny guys keep up the good work

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Add one Maggie Thatcher into that mix and there, theres your truly evil and terrifying leadership caste.

You've just reminded me of this:

Spoiler

 

[The Wooster]

Add one Maggie Thatcher into that mix and there, theres your truly evil and terrifying leadership caste.

You've just reminded me of this:

Spoiler

24 years old and spitting image Maggie still scares the bejesus out of me.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

If I remember correctly, it was originally marketed as a futuristic World War II.

I mean, the Helghan were constantly (and affectionately) referred to as 'Space Nazis'.

Which, in my opinion, is suitably awesome enough to simply accept and move on.

 

[Lucifron]

Although I will give it to them that even though they can hardly meet up to the standards of mainstream videogame writers (or kindergarteners), they are at least better than the Name Game.

Spoiler: Hrm, yes... Quite!

Oh what strappingly good criticism you've struck those inept cretins with, good Sir! Well done! Well done!

Your gratuitous insults aside, I will agree that Killzone 3 is rather hilarious if all of the hyperbole is intentional, and that it is equally pretentious to contend that it is the result of poor writing without knowing whether that is the case.

If it isn't, on the other hand, then Grey Carter is certainly at the very least on-par with whoever is responsible for what would then be the travesty called Killzone 3. Not that it is especially probable that he was serious either, but still.