Don't let my grumpiness fool you though. The game isn't all bad. There's good things about the game too. Precisely two of them.
1: By crouching when running you can slide across the floor like a goddamn drag racer.
2: By hammering the melee button you can go absolutely, Freddy Kreuger ape shit with the knife.
Someone, and whoever this was deserves a raise and an actual fucking medal decided that you should be able to do both of these things at the same time.
You heard me, sliding through levels stabbing everyone in the shins is a viable tactic.
Let's see that in Call of Duty.
