Critical Miss: Kanyecraft

[Sporky111]

Give me that pickaxe. I want to hit Kanye in the teeth myself. The diamonds are really just a bonus.

 

[camazotz]

This continues to remain my favorite weekly comic treat outside the PA guys, kudos!

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Quick get the sword out!

 

[MasterAxel]

Not to be mean, but this is the first one that made me lol

 

[Marsell]

incorrect sir!
gold makes shitty tools and armor

 

[Denamic]

Them teeth should make a nice sword.

 

[antigodoflife]

Took me a few mins to work it out. It looked more like a man made of Lego to me.

YOU WILL NOT GIVE NOTCH AND LEGO AN IDEA LIKE THAT!

The last thing we need is Lego Minecraft.

 

[Kyoufuu]

With so much love for Minecraft coming from Shamus and now you two, I'm getting further and further pushed into trying it out.

Doooo eeeet.


Seriously, it's like $13 US. Assuming an infinite play time (hey, it's Minecraft, so that's a reasonable assumption), the cost per hour comes out to as close to 0 as you get.

Took me a few mins to work it out. It looked more like a man made of Lego to me.

YOU WILL NOT GIVE NOTCH AND LEGO AN IDEA LIKE THAT!

The last thing we need is Lego Minecraft.

They'd file that under the File of Redundancy File.

DIAMONDS! Must get, inevitable lave be damned!

Set your pickaxe to slot 1, and stone to slot 2. As you mine, hover your fingers over those keys, when you see lava, press 2 and right click.

And always carry a bucket of water, in case the lava sets you on fire.

 

[Sinspiration]

This is kinda incorrect, Minecraft characters aren't three blocks tall.
But hilarious all the same.

 

[SaturdayS]

The details are rolling me over in this one. Dentist wall blocks, the origin of teeth, that sandwich! Brilliant! But what's with this crappy skin this Minecraft player is sporting?