Critical Miss: Mass Effect

[slipknot4]

Ahahah. That made my day, thank you.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Off Topic: Volus squadmate with Biotic weapons instead of arms in Mass Effect 3.

DO IT, BIOWARE!

On Topic: I love how the Volus is like O_O. Great comic as always!

 

[DTWolfwood]

I love the Elcor and the way they talk XD

totally read that with their voice in my head too awesome strip.

 

[Souplex]

...You can't sodomize a Volus. They're sealed in a pressure suit. If you tried to, they'd explode.

 

[Treaos Serrare]

]You mean after being reconstructed from his charred remains by Project Lazarus?

it always bothered me that nobody mentions that Shepard's body survives planetary fucking reentry, i mean you can see the heat trail he and the Normandy begin to leave as they plummet to that ice planet, even if he died on impact he was still basically one whole body, That to me sounds like a more terrifying premise then he just came back to life after being shoved into space which is all they implied or said happened to him(or her if you did femshep)

 

[8-Bit Grin]

The verbal announcement of their inflections is what really made the comic this time.

 

[Fappy]

I can't imagine seeing a volus with a swastika tattooed on its chest >.<

 

[K4RN4GE911]

That elcor is about to crack him open like an egg. Oh yeah.

That's not me being "cute", either. That's the exact kind of visual you're going to get when that volus's suit breaches while the elcor "tries to find a hole". You're welcome for that mental image.

WTF?! That is disgusting!! Brain bleach!! I need brain bleach NOW!!

 

[felixader]

OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

Very, very carefully. ^.^

 

[Blind0bserver]

-snip-

WTF?! That is disgusting!! Brain bleach!! I need brain bleach NOW!!

My work here is done. (heroically rides off into the middle distance)

 

[mikespoff]

so wrong...

But so awesome.

 

[tthor]

Funny and scary in one comic brilliant
but how would he even geet him out of his suit?

With barely constrained animal lust he would puncture right through....

a term referred to in the animal kingdom as "traumatic penetration"~

 

[tthor]

So this seems to be incredibly funny, but since I never played mass effect, I don´t understand.

elcor (the big guy) are physically incapable of verbally conveying emotion, and only speak in a monotonous voice. to make up for that, elcor will state their emotion when they speak.

 

[Yureina]

Ehh.... I guess it's just me, but I don't find jokes about rape to be funny. Ever.

 

[lyfeindeyth]

Hehehehehehe that gave me a chuckle I swear he's such a talker eh?

 

[Deh Zebra]

This whole thread made me think of Elcor in bed with another species;

"False Joy: That's the spot, keep going, yes yes yes."

"Bold Face Lie: It's ok, I'm sure it happens to everyone."

Great strip, had me laughing good.

Spiteful: Nailing you is like striking the nails into my own coffin.