Critical Miss: Mass Effect

[Jaeriko]

Oh god, that made me laugh so hard...

 

[Twilight.falls]

Sincere Praise; That was a humorous comic strip.

 

[Xan Krieger]

My ribs hurt and I nearly pissed myself, best comic ever made.

 

[Kermi]

You mean after being reconstructed from his charred remains by Project Lazarus?

Exactly. Remember this is Cerberus we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those "few extra parts" Jacob mentioned was a xeno-toxic urethra.

I choose to believe Shepard would only deploy xenotoxins in times of great peril, like a startled squid.

 

[Ghengis John]

You mean after being reconstructed from his charred remains by Project Lazarus?

Exactly. Remember this is Cerberus we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those "few extra parts" Jacob mentioned was a xeno-toxic urethra.

I choose to believe Shepard would only deploy xenotoxins in times of great peril, like a startled squid.

Ahhh your response killed me. Good game sir.

 

[MercurySteam]

Am I supposed to understand this?

 

[EnigmaticSevens]

This whole thread made me think of Elcor in bed with another species;

"False Joy: That's the spot, keep going, yes yes yes."

You sir, have won the priiizzzzee. Jacob will be along to deliver it shortly.

 

[The Wooster]

DP

 

[The Wooster]

It doesn't imply you think its acceptable, it implies that you find it funny. So you find prison rape unacceptable and funny?

Only when it involves space stations, exploding midgets and cow people.

 

[slipknot4]

Ahahah. That made my day, thank you.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Off Topic: Volus squadmate with Biotic weapons instead of arms in Mass Effect 3.

DO IT, BIOWARE!

On Topic: I love how the Volus is like O_O. Great comic as always!

 

[DTWolfwood]

I love the Elcor and the way they talk XD

totally read that with their voice in my head too awesome strip.

 

[Souplex]

...You can't sodomize a Volus. They're sealed in a pressure suit. If you tried to, they'd explode.

 

[Treaos Serrare]

]You mean after being reconstructed from his charred remains by Project Lazarus?

it always bothered me that nobody mentions that Shepard's body survives planetary fucking reentry, i mean you can see the heat trail he and the Normandy begin to leave as they plummet to that ice planet, even if he died on impact he was still basically one whole body, That to me sounds like a more terrifying premise then he just came back to life after being shoved into space which is all they implied or said happened to him(or her if you did femshep)

 

[8-Bit Grin]

The verbal announcement of their inflections is what really made the comic this time.

 

[Fappy]

I can't imagine seeing a volus with a swastika tattooed on its chest >.<

 

[K4RN4GE911]

That elcor is about to crack him open like an egg. Oh yeah.

That's not me being "cute", either. That's the exact kind of visual you're going to get when that volus's suit breaches while the elcor "tries to find a hole". You're welcome for that mental image.

WTF?! That is disgusting!! Brain bleach!! I need brain bleach NOW!!

 

[felixader]

OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

Very, very carefully. ^.^

 

[Blind0bserver]

-snip-

WTF?! That is disgusting!! Brain bleach!! I need brain bleach NOW!!

My work here is done. (heroically rides off into the middle distance)

 

[mikespoff]

so wrong...

But so awesome.