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Atmos Duality

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I'm pretty sure that last panel goes from "Rough sex" to "That looks like it will chafe" to "It broke mine off."

Grey_Focks said:
Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything.
Does this mean you won't need to wear protection?
 

Gotterdammerung

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Darksteel Colossus? How about Blightsteel Colossus - it's just like Darksteel, but with INFECT. So, frankly, it's incredi-broken.

Oh, also -
turn 1, forest, birds of paradise
turn 2, lotus cobra, forest, 2x llanowar elf.
turn 3, darksteel relic, island, shape anew the relic to a blightsteel, distortion strike the blightsteel, goblin war paint the blightsteel, and swing for 14 poison counters, unblockable.

And look! It's in standard!
 

sanzo

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Grey Carter said:
blindthrall said:
Realitycrash said:
Grey_Focks said:
Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.
Seriously? Protection from Everything? Magic has become so fucking silly since I quit.
The last pack I bought had a 5/6 Myr that cost 2.

After reading this comic I'm going hunt down Sheoldred, Whispering One and do terrible things to her fat black ass. After I'm done it'll be more like Whimpering One.
Myr Superion right? It'sa neat card. Makes me want to make a Myr deck,
It's even better with Semblance anvils; don't have to pay with mana creatures if it costs no mana
 

Spacelord

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Personally, most white cards? I'd have no problems tapping dat.

Tap... God, I'm slow, I only just got the title :p Well played sirs
 

Mute52

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Good one as always, any bounce or exile removal will take care of the collossus.
 

matt_newgrove

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God I love Magic: the gathering references! Best card game EVAR!

Hmm what's that you say timmy? You're playing an artifact deck and you've got a few darksteel colossii out?
Let me just count how many mountains I've got...
 

Alar

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Riddle78 said:
Alar said:
Grey_Focks said:
Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.
I've seen someone who had a deck that combined this with a card that destroys all enemy and ally cards. Since this card cannot be destroyed, you become the only player with any cafd left and therefore win the game.

Or something like that. It was hard as hell to pull off.
Funny thing? Protection From Everything only works if it's the specific target. Things like Wrath of God still get rid of it.
Hah! Then either it was a different card or I understood it completely wrong. Or maybe they didn't have Progenitus.

Leave me alone, it was like eight years ago! :(
 

Godhead

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I think I can live with that. Assuming she isn't on fire while we get funky.
 

Tempest13

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The timmy in my loves a little card better known as Blightsteel...Throw infect on that bad boy. All Hail Phyrexia
 

raankh

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Meh. Like someone in page one said:

<a href=http://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=193452>Emrakul.

inf turns with Eye of Ugin is quite possible in Legacy; Power Artifact and Grim Monolith are legal after all.
 

fanklok

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I hope you monsters realize what you have wrought, /tg/ is right now as I type this creating a setting based on this comic. I hope you're happy with yourselves.
 

Chamale

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lax4life said:

I think I can live with that. Assuming she isn't on fire while we get funky.
That's Chandra Nalaar, right? Second-hottest red mage. The hottest, of course, is Jaya Ballard.


I'd tap that for any converted mana cost. However, I must say that the hottest red card of all, of course, is:


Oh, and to all the veterans complaining about creatures now being OP: Creatures have always absurdly, horrifyingly underpowered. New players like creatures more, even though they can be killed by a variety of effects. Other card types have been absurdly overpowered in the past. There are ridiculously OP cards of every type except creature. Creatures are easily balanced and easily kept in check by counterspells and destruction spells. Vintage is dominated by combo decks that never even think about playing a creature. So, Wizards decided to make creatures more powerful than they used to be, and it used to work really well.

Here comes a massive image flood. In my opinion, here's a list of game-breakingly good cards of every type:









I hope everyone who sees this long post realizes that creatures are not nearly as broken as other types of spells. Wizards has certainly made them more powerful, but they're still not nearly as game-breaking as the other card types. Even in the current format, the only card really warping the game is Jace, The Mind Sculptor, one of only 21 Planeswalkers ever made.

Also, note that out of every ridiculously good card I posted, only Jace, the Mind Sculptor practically costs more than 3 mana (Treachery is usually free, or even gives you more mana). Look at these scary fucking creatures:


Huge and menacing, no doubt. But they all cost enough mana that they won't break the format. A deck is simply expected to have some sort of answer to a creature by turn 4:


I hope this epic post has been enlightening.

TL;DR: Creatures have always been underpowered, and people are complaining now that they're being brought to the right level.
 

burningdragoon

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So the references were lost on me, but I'm digging the additional commentary you've been throwing in occasionally.
 

jp201

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Alar said:
Riddle78 said:
Alar said:
Grey_Focks said:
Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.
I've seen someone who had a deck that combined this with a card that destroys all enemy and ally cards. Since this card cannot be destroyed, you become the only player with any cafd left and therefore win the game.

Or something like that. It was hard as hell to pull off.
Funny thing? Protection From Everything only works if it's the specific target. Things like Wrath of God still get rid of it.
Hah! Then either it was a different card or I understood it completely wrong. Or maybe they didn't have Progenitus.

Leave me alone, it was like eight years ago! :(
Protection prevents certain things from that source (in this case all colors and artifacts and creature types etc...)

Damaging
Equipping and Enchanting
Blocking
Targeting

or known as DEBT

Wrath of God does none of the things so progenitus will die to it.

This is a basic of Protection and don't think it needs to go into anymore detail on this forum


We will not leave you ALONE!



level 1 judge here :)
 

Scorched_Cascade

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lax4life said:

I think I can live with that. Assuming she isn't on fire while we get funky.
I think that you'd still need a doctor. Something about having a burning sensation...
 

jp201

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Gotterdammerung said:
Darksteel Colossus? How about Blightsteel Colossus - it's just like Darksteel, but with INFECT. So, frankly, it's incredi-broken.

Oh, also -
turn 1, forest, birds of paradise
turn 2, lotus cobra, forest, 2x llanowar elf.
turn 3, darksteel relic, island, shape anew the relic to a blightsteel, distortion strike the blightsteel, goblin war paint the blightsteel, and swing for 14 poison counters, unblockable.

And look! It's in standard!

Yep and i respond by using Into the roil and sending it back to your hand

http://magiccards.info/zen/en/48.html


Well look at that your Blightsteel is in your hand and all that effort was wasted :)