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[Owlslayer]

Funny as usual, well done!
Though all these tactics in the comments are making me dizzy, waaay to complicated. How the hell do people remember so many cards?
But i suppose I'm just a novice at Magic:TG. But i do enjoy a game from time to time.

 

[Slimshad]

Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.

I've seen someone who had a deck that combined this with a card that destroys all enemy and ally cards. Since this card cannot be destroyed, you become the only player with any cafd left and therefore win the game.

Or something like that. It was hard as hell to pull off.

Funny thing? Protection From Everything only works if it's the specific target. Things like Wrath of God still get rid of it.

Yeah, but it still gets shuffled back into yer library, just like those damn eldrazi. Good thing is he's pretty difficult to get out, unlike those colorless lovecraftian bastards.

 

[Moriarty]

Was that an Order of the Stick reference in the first panel?

 

[Megacherv]

Darksteel Colossus, huh?

Fair enough. I hit it with Iona's Judgment. Exile target creature or enchantment.

God I love my Angel deck. Got Akroma, Angel of Wrath, Iona, Shield of Emeria, Reya Dawnbringer, and Baneslayer Angel in there.

C'mooon, Revoke Existence us much cheaper, same cost as a Shatter or Naturalise

But yeah, my friend often brings out a Blightsteel on turn 4 (you can tell it's happening when he plays Master's Call during your end step). You better have saved mana for a counter-spell or removal for the 2 Myrs.

 

[The Wooster]

Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.

Seriously? Protection from Everything? Magic has become so fucking silly since I quit.

The last pack I bought had a 5/6 Myr that cost 2.

After reading this comic I'm going hunt down Sheoldred, Whispering One and do terrible things to her fat black ass. After I'm done it'll be more like Whimpering One.

Myr Superion right? It'sa neat card. Makes me want to make a Myr deck,

 

[Atmos Duality]

I'm pretty sure that last panel goes from "Rough sex" to "That looks like it will chafe" to "It broke mine off."

Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything.

Does this mean you won't need to wear protection?

 

[Gotterdammerung]

Darksteel Colossus? How about Blightsteel Colossus - it's just like Darksteel, but with INFECT. So, frankly, it's incredi-broken.

Oh, also -
turn 1, forest, birds of paradise
turn 2, lotus cobra, forest, 2x llanowar elf.
turn 3, darksteel relic, island, shape anew the relic to a blightsteel, distortion strike the blightsteel, goblin war paint the blightsteel, and swing for 14 poison counters, unblockable.

And look! It's in standard!

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

A MTG joke, sweet!

 

[sanzo]

Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.

Seriously? Protection from Everything? Magic has become so fucking silly since I quit.

The last pack I bought had a 5/6 Myr that cost 2.

After reading this comic I'm going hunt down Sheoldred, Whispering One and do terrible things to her fat black ass. After I'm done it'll be more like Whimpering One.

Myr Superion right? It'sa neat card. Makes me want to make a Myr deck,

It's even better with Semblance anvils; don't have to pay with mana creatures if it costs no mana

 

[Spacelord]

Personally, most white cards? I'd have no problems tapping dat.

Tap... God, I'm slow, I only just got the title Well played sirs

 

[Mute52]

Good one as always, any bounce or exile removal will take care of the collossus.

 

[Korten12]

Spoiler

I have a card in my deck that looks like that but its a trap card.

 

[matt_newgrove]

God I love Magic: the gathering references! Best card game EVAR!

Hmm what's that you say timmy? You're playing an artifact deck and you've got a few darksteel colossii out?
Let me just count how many mountains I've got...

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Spoiler

I have a card in my deck that looks like that but its a trap card.

Spoiler

This?
I'm building a deck around the Charmer cards. That is included.

 

[Alar]

Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.

I've seen someone who had a deck that combined this with a card that destroys all enemy and ally cards. Since this card cannot be destroyed, you become the only player with any cafd left and therefore win the game.

Or something like that. It was hard as hell to pull off.

Funny thing? Protection From Everything only works if it's the specific target. Things like Wrath of God still get rid of it.

Hah! Then either it was a different card or I understood it completely wrong. Or maybe they didn't have Progenitus.

Leave me alone, it was like eight years ago!

 

[Korten12]

Spoiler

I have a card in my deck that looks like that but its a trap card.

Spoiler

This?
I'm building a deck around the Charmer cards. That is included.

Yup, thats the one.

 

[Godhead]

Spoiler

I think I can live with that. Assuming she isn't on fire while we get funky.

 

[Tempest13]

The timmy in my loves a little card better known as Blightsteel...Throw infect on that bad boy. All Hail Phyrexia

 

[raankh]

Meh. Like someone in page one said:

<a href=http://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=193452>Emrakul.

inf turns with Eye of Ugin is quite possible in Legacy; Power Artifact and Grim Monolith are legal after all.