Da F***...Mind Blowing Things

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I always thought the Pentagram was protection against the Devil

No its just the five elements.

Fire
Earth
Air
Water
And Soul.

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

It's actually the Symbol for Venus, and the church declared it pagan meaning not christian. It wasn't until the modern era when pagan means satanic.

Venus? well this is new to me.

The symbol is used in many different cultures, and has many meanings. Some say it represents the five wounds of jesus, some say its satanic, others that its a portal, or a protective glyph.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

Haha, same! (About wearing the pentagram.) However i show it to priests to piss them off. This is not poking fun at religion btw, because im a christian and go to confession.

 

[KiKiweaky]

I usually just give them a blank look, and touch theyr forehead with my finger. Then i say something in a language i made up.

I think one old hag shat herself.

fucking ROFL haha nice solution =D

 

[sheic99]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I always thought the Pentagram was protection against the Devil

No its just the five elements.

Fire
Earth
Air
Water
And Soul.

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

It's actually the Symbol for Venus, and the church declared it pagan meaning not christian. It wasn't until the modern era when pagan means satanic.

Venus? well this is new to me.

The symbol is used in many different cultures, and has many meanings. Some say it represents the five wounds of jesus, some say its satanic, others that its a portal, or a protective glyph.

The path that the planet Venus takes is a five pointed star, so it was used to represent the god Venus by the Romans.

I've never heard the five wounds of Jesus version though. I thought he was only stabbed once by the spear.

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3757/231905strangerthanficti.jpg

I don't know about you guys but this blew me away.

 

[gdnvs]

Wow first time I saw a thread derailed at post one, although it tought me a lot about symbology, thank you.

 

[zauxz]

I've never heard the five wounds of Jesus version though. I thought he was only stabbed once by the spear.

two for nails to His hands, two for nails to His feet.

One for the spear.

OR

One for the nails

One for the whips

One for the spear

One for the Crown of thorns

And one for the (? broken?) shoulder while carying the cross.

Poor guy.

P.S no i am not religious.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Spoiler: this

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

80% of the people/pychos that comment on YouTube videos and try to discuss things in the stupidest way are on my top ten list of the failures of humanity. Little ADD kids on crack couldn't write worse shit than what I've experienced. I'd leave my opinions, jokes, and other comments on videos, and the next day I'd check my inbox for replies, and my mind would just be blown from the stupidity.
I have so many recorded instances were I'd get into a discussion or argument about a video or something on YouTube, and halfway through, I'll find out I'm arguing with the worlds most retarded person. I'll sift through inbox message and replies, and realize I'm diving into some fucked up well of misspelled words and insane and illogical points that spread in whatever direction but straight and concise.
The only time I ever comment on a YouTube video anymore is if I actually see some normal looking comments on a paticular video, or if I just want to fuck with the idiots for laughs.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Start charging people man. Make it like $5.00 for ten minutes or something. Or just step up and tell them no.