Daily Mail-o-matic

[Evil Smurf]

HAVE THE GERMANS STOLEN FROM YOU?

YES, YES THEY DID, THEY STOLE MY SUNBATHING SPOT!

I've seen that video

 

[Korolev]

HAVE CYCLISTS STOLE THE IDENTITY OF BRITAIN'S SWANS!?

That's a pretty good one. 5th one.

WILL LESBIANS MOLEST THE MEMORY OF DIANA? - that one I could imagine being on the frontpage of the Daily Mail.

HAVE MUSLIMS GIVEN PENSIONERS SWINE FLU!? - Wow, it's like it predicts the future content of the daily mail.....