Just use this and it generates a potential headline from the daily mail. Post your favorites, mine was WILL THE INTERNET INFECT YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?
Mine says "ARE IMMIGRANTS HURTING THE CHURCH?"
We don't have the daily mail here, but from what I know of them that seems like exactly something they would print.
Also, just because it's really funny
"WILL TWITTER HAVE SEX WITH CLIFF RICHARD?"
Just use this and it generates a potential headline from the daily mail. Post your favorites, mine was WILL THE INTERNET INFECT YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?
My God, this is the greatest generator I've ever come across!
IS THE METRIC SYSTEM STEALING THE IDENTITY OF COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
ARE THE GERMANS STEALING THE IDENTITY OF HOMEOWNERS?
COULD THE LABOUR PARTY DESTROY ENGLAND?
COULD WORKING MOTHERS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF ENGLAND?
IS THE EURO DEVALUING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
COULD FILTH ON TELEVISION GIVE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY DIABETES?
HAVE THE FRENCH TAXED YOUR DAUGHTERS?
ARE THE FRENCH GIVING CLIFF RICHARD SWINE FLU?
HAVE MUSLIMS STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF THE QUEEN?
WE HAVE THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES "STORIES" AND MORE!
edit: found some more good ones:
HAVE CHAVS RUINED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
WILL LESBIANS INFECT YOU WITH AIDS?
COULD CANCER MOLEST BRITISH JUSTICE?
WILL GAYS HAVE SEX WITH BRITAIN'S FARMERS?
The header's kind of funny too:
"It's that simple - this gives you a new Daily Mail headline every time you click the button. Scientists say it can prevent cancer. Or cause it. They're not sure."
Also, best headline is best: HAS THE BBC DESTROYED YOUR CHILDREN?
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