Daily Mail-o-matic

Kaltazraza

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Sep 10, 2008
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COULD THE E.U. GIVE TAXPAYERS' MONEY CANCER?
Because money can somehow get cancer.
 

Whateveralot

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Oct 25, 2010
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"IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL TAXING YOUR PETS?"

In fact, they do.


Now that's unfortunate. Wait, I'll try again:

"ARE THE POLES BURGLING HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?"

Well crap.


I'm out. This 'aint fun.
 

Silvanus

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Jan 15, 2013
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I saw the most ludicrous headline in the DM today. I swear, one of the worst.

NOTE: THIS IS A REAL HEADLINE, IN TODAY'S MAIL, i shit you not:

"WHY DO THE LEFT HATE FAMILIES?"
 

Do4600

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Oct 16, 2007
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COULD SINGLE MOTHERS HAVE SEX WITH THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

Yes, but will they?
 

trollnystan

I'm back, baby, & still dancing!
Dec 27, 2010
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ILL FERAL CHILDREN MAKE THE QUEEN IMPOTENT?"

"COULD TEENAGE SEX INFECT MIDDLE BRITAIN WITH AIDS?" Hasn't the Daily Mail used this one IRL? Wouldn't surprise me! =P

"ARE IMMIGRANTS MAKING YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPOTENT?"

ARE FOXES HAVING SEX WITH DRIVERS?

Love this! XD
 

Halfie2

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Jan 28, 2013
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Whoever made this is a genius, best laughs I've had this week.
Personal favourite:

HAVE GYPSIES STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF BRITAIN'S SWANS?
 

Da Orky Man

Yeah, that's me
Apr 24, 2011
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ARE THE POLES TURNING CLIFF RICHARD GAY?
Well, I know a good few rather attractive Poles...

WILL BRUSSELS GIVE YOUR MORTGAGE DIABETES?
I'm fairly sure this is a real one.

WILL TEACHERS RIP OFF BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
The new nation of Teacheropia?

IS THE BBC TURNING BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY GAY?
...

IS THE MMR JAB HURTING HOMEOWNERS?
Only for a few seconds.
 

OmniscientOstrich

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I freaking love this, here's some of the ones I got:

HAS THE EURO HURT COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

ARE THE GERMANS TURNING MIDDLE BRITAIN GAY?

WILL HOODIES MAKE MIDDLE BRITAIN IMPOTENT?

COULD BRUSSELS BURGLE CLIFF RICHARD?

WILL BINGE DRINKING IMPREGNATE PROPERTY PRICES?

HAS THE INTERNET TURNED HOUSE PRICES GAY?

WILL LESBIANS TAX THE QUEEN?

HAVE FOXES GIVEN TAXPAYERS DIABETES?

HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS RUINED THE CHURCH?

COULD FILTH ON TELEVISION DEVALUE YOUR PENSION?

HAS THE EURO MADE THE QUEEN OBESE?

WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVE YOU SWINE FLU?

IS THE BBC TAXING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HAVE SEX WITH BRITISH JUSTICE?

I could seriously do this all day. XD
 

FamoFunk

Dad, I'm in space.
Mar 10, 2010
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HAVE THE GERMANS STOLEN FROM YOU?

YES, YES THEY DID, THEY STOLE MY SUNBATHING SPOT!
 

SilkySkyKitten

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Oct 20, 2009
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IS TEENAGE SEX GIVING YOUR HOUSE CANCER?

COULD THE GERMANS HAVE SEX WITH THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

WILL PAEDOPHILES KILL BRITAIN'S SWANS?

HAVE THE GERMANS KILLED THE QUEEN?

HAS HEALTH & SAFETY GIVEN COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY DIABETES?

IS THE INTERNET MOLESTING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

ARE LESBIANS GIVING YOUR PETS SWINE FLU?

WILL FEMINISM RUIN BRITAIN'S SWANS?

COULD HOODIES DESTROY MIDDLE BRITAIN?


... this... this is just too hilarious. X3
 

ScrabbitRabbit

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Mar 27, 2012
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WILL BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS MOLEST YOU?

I don't think this one's too outlandish. XD!

HAVE HOODIES STOLEN FROM YOUR CHILDREN?

This one could even be on a sensible-ish newspaper, maybe!
 

Gigano

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Oct 15, 2009
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WILL THE MMR JAB TURN YOUR DAUGHTERS GAY?

...probably. But as long as they don't get sick.

ARE GAYS GIVING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY CANCER?

Whoops, guess they aren't getting vaccinated after all.

WILL THE INTERNET RIP OFF YOUR PETS?

Not Fluffy! Is nobody safe?!

HAS THE E.U. HURT THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

...that one's actually pretty realistic.

COULD THE BBC KILL COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

As is that one. This thing could probably replace an editor or two.

WILL GYPSIES TURN THE ROYAL FAMILY GAY?

Dear god, only a final solution can prevent Prince Phillip and Prince Charles tongue kissing on national TV!

The prophecies of this thing should henceforth guide all policy.
 

TallanKhan

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ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE GIVING ENGLAND CANCER?

Well I suppose the P.C brigade are a form of cancer so yes?