Dark, terrible things...

[dark-amon]

A webcomic that holds these, among several, qoutes:

'BURN ORPHANS, BURN!'
'Ride my worldkilling godwhale. Ride into battle.'
'We gave you AIDS. You have AIDS now.'
'F%¤# YOU, Racist pancake!'

Another Ansem Retort reader? That's a rare sight

Considering the fact that an orphanage is burned down in the first strip, there might be a reason for that.

 

[MajorDooshbag]

A grainy video on encyclopedia dramatica of a guy getting his head sawed off, the quality was so poor that I didn't realize what I had seen until I watched it twice. It actually made it worse than high definition.

Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and search "Offended" or "Kittens"

OH DEAR GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????

LOL epic lulz!

 

[Latinidiot]

Slender Man.
Good luck sleeping once you research about it!

It's not that bad. I admit, when I read the story here on the escapist I was scared(and that strange kind of intrigued) to death.

 

[Nickolai77]

Gurochan, and so i hear, "offended" on Encylopedia Dramatica, not that i have ever dared checking myself.

 

[Ldude893]

The following hentais

The Simpsons-

Spoiler: Uncivilized response

AAAAAAARGH, MY MIND! THE HORROR, THE PAIN! POINT IT AWAY, KILL IT WITH FIRE, JUST GET RID OF THE DAMN MEMORY. AAAAHHHHH!!

*bangs head on a Dictionary repeatedly*

Spoiler: Civilized response

I have witnessed the same images that you have described, and if I ever cross paths with the individual who created those images, I will smash his pelvis, rip out his wisdom tooth and hit his funny bone with a hammer. If I ever find the servers that housed his site, I'll burn them, smash them to pieces, drop the pieces in acid and throw the remains into an Icelandic volcano.

Still, Rule 34.

 

[havass]

What is the worst thing I've seen or heard of on the internet?
This thread.
On a related note,

Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and search "Offended" or "Kittens"

SCREW YOU TO THE BOTTOM MOST LEVEL OF HELL.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's much much worse, like Ed, Edd & Eddy. Whoever destroyed my childhood and my life and my sanity with that picture, I'll literally tear them a new one.

 

[Brandon237]

Hmm... I have never advised someone to look anything up that has disturbed me. But things I have found would be slender man... dark things is right... gave me a sleepless night that sh*t did.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I have seen so much that I am immune to being revolted by anything.

Rotton.com, thanks to ya!

 

[FFHAuthor]

ANY kind of Cartoon porn. How my childhood has been betrayed...

 

[Private Custard]

3 guys 1 hammer.
/thread

That's the closest I've ever come to agreeing with somebodys /thread.

Although I need only mention two names to top that.........Ken Bigley and Nick Berg.

 

[etherlance]

Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and search "Offended" or "Kittens"

Kittens huh?.......well that can't be all that bad.....*clicks onto page*



..............o-o........O-o.......O_O.........

Ah...AHHHHHHHHH......MY EYES!!!

I can't un-see any of it...oh god, oh god!

The horror...........THE HORROR!!!

i was actually considering going to that...
*decides otherwise*

You are wise beyond your mortal years my child........Don't make the same mistake we did....live......LIIIIIVE for we who have seen what cannot be un-seen, we who have witnessed that which shreds the mind and tears the remnants of sanity.

Live my Child.........LLLLLLLIIIIIIVVVEEEE!!!!

 

[Kris015]

2 girls one cup
1 guy one cup
2 guys one cup
1 girl 1 cup

what is it with the internet and the weird perversion of cups

You forgot 1 guy 1 jar. Can't recommend it though

 

[diebane]

It was a picture I found on 4chan. In the top left corner a picture of a nice looking man, around 20 years old I would say. The rest was pictures of his

Spoiler

totally butchered face/body, and I mean TOTALLY. Eyes, nostrils, ears removed, the head without any of those and the things removed lined up.

Worst part was that this poor guys story is on wikipedia, and it turned out to be a murder case and thus real. Freaked me out...

Oh, and

Spoiler

pics or gifs of cats or dogs getting killed and sliced up with knifes, also on 4chan.

mfG diebane

 

[theguitarhero6]

2 kids in a sandbox.
Dear Lord, do NOT let your curiosity control you.
I realise that this post may very well be the thing that will peak your interest, but please for the goodness of your own sanity, do NOT dig up this video...

I really want to look up this video. Tell me, is it violent, gory, sexual, or just weird?

Gory and sexual I suppose.

 

[The_Chief]

Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and search "Offended" or "Kittens"

I've seen offended, but I haven't seen Kittens... It can't be that bad... can it? I mean, it's called Kittens...

DON'T DO IT JOHNNY

O_O

ITS TO LATE FOR ME. BUT YOU CAN STILL BE SPARED

 

[Furioso]

Yiff.

You know it. We know. We never mention it.

Enclycopedia Dramatica and 4chan... ewww.

We mention 4Chan all the time.

look up the scary thread on the escapist search bar. most of its stories but got a couple f***ed up pictures like slender man

Well can you explain to me what Slender Man and Marble Hornets are? Because I'm too much of a pussy to even look it up... Ill let words do it

lets see if you can resist the ***** that is curiosity

Wait, I watched it and couldn't actually see anything in those photos, am I just blind or what? It does seem like a decent scary story though

 

[zehydra]

Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and search "Offended" or "Kittens"

I've seen offended, but I haven't seen Kittens... It can't be that bad... can it? I mean, it's called Kittens...

DON'T DO IT JOHNNY

O_O

ITS TO LATE FOR ME. BUT YOU CAN STILL BE SPARED

It's... too late...

 

[UltraDeth]

Can someone describe the Encyclopedia Dramatica's definition of Offended? Because I refuse to look it up, and even the Urban Dictionary won't tell much