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Jeronus

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My darkest deed happen a few days ago. I was actually working when a three people and a baby in a cart walked through my lane. I was checking them out when I had noticed the child, who was sitting in the seat of the basket, started to stand up. At that point I had a moral choice to make, I could warn the parents of their child's precarious position or I could watch as the child of no more than 3 years old fell to the ground. Obviously from the topic, you can devise which choice I made that day. As the child began her descent to the ground, part of me wanted to warn the parents but something held me back. Luckily, the child's grandmother was nearby and caught her just before her head hit the ground. The worst part is after the whole ordeal was over I wanted to laugh. I was actually shocked at myself at that point. I was laughing (in my head) at a child who almost fell on her head. So I am a monster, but what about you? What's your darkest deed?
 

Souplex

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I once flipped off a box of kittens. That box of kittens totally had it coming though.
 

zacaron

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hmm darkest deed...probably the time I tryed to sign a document during a power outage that was pretty dark.
 

Jeronus

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fullmetalangel said:
If I said anything about my darkest deeds I would probably be text-assualted by you lot, so I'm going to keep that to myself.
Come on! It can't be worse than letting a child fall on her head.
 

Erana

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Um...
Hrm...
I borrowed a friend's harvest moon hand haven't given it back...?
 

Jeronus

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fullmetalangel said:
Jeronus said:
fullmetalangel said:
If I said anything about my darkest deeds I would probably be text-assualted by you lot, so I'm going to keep that to myself.
Come on! It can't be worse than letting a child fall on her head.
Oh yes it can. You're not thinking hard enough.
Did you kill a child?
 

Dechef

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fullmetalangel said:
Jeronus said:
fullmetalangel said:
If I said anything about my darkest deeds I would probably be text-assualted by you lot, so I'm going to keep that to myself.
Come on! It can't be worse than letting a child fall on her head.
Oh yes it can. You're not thinking hard enough.
Like making a child fall on his head?
 

Cahlee

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Hmmm..Darkest deed.. It cant be that bad if I need to think about what it could possibly be..

OH! When I was about 1 and 1/2 I almost bit my little brother toe off.
 

Booze Zombie

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Uh... Let's see.

Well, I took out my psychotic rage when I was ten by repeatadly using a cooking knife to "ventilate" one of those "realistic" plastic baby dolls. Not because it was realistic or a baby doll, but because it was there.
 

Dechef

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Cahlee said:
Hmmm..Darkest deed.. It cant be that bad if I need to think about what it could possibly be..

OH! When I was about 1 and 1/2 I almost bit my little brother toe off.
Almost doesn't count!
 

IronDuke

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I had sex with a six year old.


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Luckily I was also six, and we were just experimenting... MMMM good times.
 

zacaron

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...a six year old im not realy sure what to say to that.

I borowed my friends game and havent gotten around to giving it back.
 

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I had sex with a six year old.


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Luckily I was also six, and we were just experimenting... MMMM good times.
o_O Uh... i think that one wins.
 

TwistedEllipses

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Necrophilia cannibalism?

...fine lying is probably my biggest vice, although I can be uber-aggressive if roused from my passive normal state, I managed to lightly injure a friend a break a stereo that way...
 

Mr Fatherland

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Monday: Set fire to an orphanage.

Tuesday: Ate a Unicorn.

Wednesday: Stabbed Harry Potter.

Thursday: Made a man eat his own clothes at gunpoint.

Friday: Vomited on a policeman's shoes.

Saturday: Made the Devil scared.

Sunday: Rested.
 

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Jeronus said:
My darkest deed happen a few days ago. I was actually working when a three people and a baby in a cart walked through my lane. I was checking them out when I had noticed the child, who was sitting in the seat of the basket, started to stand up. At that point I had a moral choice to make, I could warn the parents of their child's precarious position or I could watch as the child of no more than 3 years old fell to the ground. Obviously from the topic, you can devise which choice I made that day. As the child began her descent to the ground, part of me wanted to warn the parents but something held me back. Luckily, the child's grandmother was nearby and caught her just before her head hit the ground. The worst part is after the whole ordeal was over I wanted to laugh. I was actually shocked at myself at that point. I was laughing (in my head) at a child who almost fell on her head. So I am a monster, but what about you? What's your darkest deed?
That really isnt that dark, in fact it would have been a good thing for the child to fall on its head. The child would have learnt a valuble lesson about not standing up in it buggy and the parents would have learnt to be more carefull in future.

And laughing is only natural as it would have been funny.

My darkest deed is so dark it cant be seen, plus if it was I may get arrested.
 

zacaron

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Voodoopigs said:
Monday: Set fire to an orphanage.
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well im sure you have your reasons.