Darkest Deeds
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I used to spray bees with windex, and while they were stunned, I would drive a push pen through their bodies...they then woke up...I was a fucked up kid.
I have no idea if this is my darkest, but most definately my most violent. I think I've actually said it here, before.
Some kid pushed me into the road, into oncoming traffic, when I was walking home from Middle School one day. Now, I always have either my key or a pen in my right hand, flipping it between my fingers. So, when he pushed me, I stopped my self, spun around, and backfisted the guy... with my key between my fingers. Well, his face was slashed open. Believe it or not, I did not get in trouble. He never reported me to the school or the cops. On the bright-side, I never had to deal with the idiots in my school, or in High School ever again.
Some kid pushed me into the road, into oncoming traffic, when I was walking home from Middle School one day. Now, I always have either my key or a pen in my right hand, flipping it between my fingers. So, when he pushed me, I stopped my self, spun around, and backfisted the guy... with my key between my fingers. Well, his face was slashed open. Believe it or not, I did not get in trouble. He never reported me to the school or the cops. On the bright-side, I never had to deal with the idiots in my school, or in High School ever again.
i have a bit of a lying problem. also i have a wierd sense of humour. wierdest part is that i think death is funny. i have had several ideas for a webcomic (none of which have actually been drawn yet) and one of them had a few grim reapers (one of those universes where there are a bunch) as main characters and is supposed to be funny. unfortunately im not kidding. also i really REALLY hate kids. one "script" for the death comic i mentioned had one where a character finds out he has to get rid of a bus full of kids and then he says that he loves his job. i wish i was fucking kidding.
My darkest deed... I think I'll just talk about how I slammed my sisters fingers in a door when I was six. Or five.
and to the OP: I have stood up in a shopping cart before, also when I was six. Didn't end well, as I fell out and now have a large memory gap between seeing the floor coming at me and the end of kindergarden.
and to the OP: I have stood up in a shopping cart before, also when I was six. Didn't end well, as I fell out and now have a large memory gap between seeing the floor coming at me and the end of kindergarden.
I killed someone before, but claimed self defense and got off without any jailtime or any actual punishment.
Oh its not that bad, I mean what kids dont play doctor? We just took it to the next level
Now what IS even stranger is I also did this kiddy sex thing with my neighbor 2 years older than me (can't remember which came first (not me for sure) but both were on and off for about a year at the same time).
On the same sort of note I'd say that telling a girl I loved her to take her virginity ranks pretty high on my dark deeds.
