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Mariena

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Gxas said:
If you do end up with a girl, don't be the "perfect boyfriend" the first couple of months. Let the girl know you have flaws. That happened with my ex, she thought I was this perfect guy and it turns out that I am flawed beyond belief... and she didn't like that apparently...

Best pick-up line? Has to be: "Wow, that shirt is very becoming on you... of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too."
That's a guaranteed kick-in-the-nuts, if you ask me :p
 

Stasisesque

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Erana said:
Stasisesque said:
Be cocky, arrogant, egotistical and dear god, do not walk: Swagger.

Girls will start out hating you, but eventually they will want to fix you - to find the cute, cuddly kitten underneath that gruff exterior. As soon as you hear the line, "You're just a frightened little boy underneath all that, aren't you?" you've scored.
Frankly, I find that repulsive. To attempt to take advantage of that sort of weakness not only is a lowly way to exploit a sensitive, caring girl, it also kills the chance at a working relationship. That, or the offending man will eventually turn her agianst her own friends and family.
I've seen it happen all too many times, and there's no way for me to stop it.
Well, yes - because like everyone else in this thread, I'm taking it vry srsly, and not making a joke.
 

Drakstern

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I lucked into a girlfriend by being myself.

Don't know too many people who's relationship started with 'Hey, you're reading Fruits Basket. Do you like Kyo or Yuki better?' followed by a nice conversation about cosplay.

And yes, I am a huge nerd.
 

PedroSteckecilo

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Erana said:
Stasisesque said:
Be cocky, arrogant, egotistical and dear god, do not walk: Swagger.

Girls will start out hating you, but eventually they will want to fix you - to find the cute, cuddly kitten underneath that gruff exterior. As soon as you hear the line, "You're just a frightened little boy underneath all that, aren't you?" you've scored.
Frankly, I find that repulsive. To attempt to take advantage of that sort of weakness not only is a lowly way to exploit a sensitive, caring girl, it also kills the chance at a working relationship. That, or the offending man will eventually turn her agianst her own friends and family.
I've seen it happen all too many times, and there's no way for me to stop it.
Sadly though Women love the Cocky Swaggerer, I should know, my best friend is one, and he has no trouble finding women. Oddly he's dating my girlfriends younger sister right now... they work well together though, arrogance and sarcasm are the basis of their relationship.
 

Fox1789

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well im nerdy and im a gril , and i like to think of myself of decent-looking (i dont wanna say pretty cause im not vain like that) i always loved a date where i would just go to the guys houes and play video games and stuff like that.. idk. i am pretty intellectual and most gamers are and i like to connect with ppl who are smart, not those dumbasses who think they are all cool and stuff. but the best dating tip is to just be yoursefl, if she doesnt like it then she isnt right for you.

there are actually a good amount of attractive girls that are into gaming,

and if your curious about my looks just check into my myspace page

http://www.myspace.com/filkytubedisasters .. but dont get any ideas.. im taken :p
 

ChristmasChild

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My only tip: Learn...to...play...piano. Half of you can do, what, 50 words per minute? All that dexterity and finger speed can be transfered into something that will actually get you some.
 

Lord Fujor

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i once asked a woman if i could quess her weight by her sitting on my face. do not, i repeat DO NOT ask a woman this, it will get you no where.

my advice to all the guys out there is to learn how to tie a good solid knot and know the number of a discreet chemist
 

Death Magnetic

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2 best chat up lines:

1= "Get your coat, I've got a knife,"

2= "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

60% of the time, it works every time.

-Ricky
 

Erana

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Fox1789 said:
well im nerdy and im a gril , and i like to think of myself of decent-looking (i dont wanna say pretty cause im not vain like that) i always loved a date where i would just go to the guys houes and play video games and stuff like that.. idk. i am pretty intellectual and most gamers are and i like to connect with ppl who are smart, not those dumbasses who think they are all cool and stuff. but the best dating tip is to just be yoursefl, if she doesnt like it then she isnt right for you.

there are actually a good amount of attractive girls that are into gaming,

and if your curious about my looks just check into my myspace page

http://www.myspace.com/filkytubedisasters .. but dont get any ideas.. im taken :p
Never just put your picture up- ya gotta make 'em beg. >=D
Kidding.
And you have a nice neck.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Me? I will play hard-to-get and uninterested and let whoever it is do all the work. Because no-one deserves me.

*Nod*
 

Jobz

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Never been an expert on the dating scene so I don't have much advice to give anyone. Though over the summer an odd thing happened...

I was tired of trying to approach a girl I didn't know and attempt to strike up conversation, it never seemed to end well for me. So I decided that for the summer I wasn't even going to bother. Just hang out, talk to the people I already did know and focus most of my attention on drinking games and such. Ended up having a few different girls approach me (Which was a first) because apparently the fact that I wasn't trying was attractive.

I don't think I'll ever fully understand the fairer sex.
 

Teachingaddict

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Without blowing my own trumpet, ive found the best way is to always be yourself, I am a geek, and proud of it, ive never had an issue with women, and wouldnt consider myself attractive or confident, in fact Ive suffered with anxiety and nervousness for well over 10 years. Ive not been out of a relationship for well over 8 years, and currently been with my fiance now for four years. Tip: Be yourslef, if it aint good enough, neither are they.
 

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Stasisesque said:
Be cocky, arrogant, egotistical and dear god, do not walk: Swagger.

Girls will start out hating you, but eventually they will want to fix you - to find the cute, cuddly kitten underneath that gruff exterior. As soon as you hear the line, "You're just a frightened little boy underneath all that, aren't you?" you've scored.

If this was sarcasm, I have just realised how I think I cocked up the last date I went on.
 

goater24

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avykins said:
L.B. Jeffries said:
Always remember, they are more scared of you than you are of them.
Yeah because its not like they are going to rape you.
Anyway game geek dating advice... this is gonna be classic. *sits back with a bucket of popcorn*
LOL, Yup I will be dining out with my girlfriend over this thread for months....whose next????
 

Seydaman

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don't get with a girl that isn't interested in what your interested in. finding things you have in common is key
 

Galletea

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Talk to people. Make sure you are at ease with speaking to strangers. Less awkward silences that way, and awkward silences make it obvious that you're after something.
 

Alone Disciple

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Don't eat anything hours prior to your date, or on your date for that matter, that makes you gassy. Bad news for everybody.
 

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SecretTacoNinja said:
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Me? I will play hard-to-get and uninterested and let whoever it is do all the work. Because no-one deserves me.

*Nod*
You must be a 10 then.
 

Souplex

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Be me. If unable to be me due to being you, be as much like me as possible.
 

jim_doki

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1, when you get a number, leave it 2-3 days before calling. any less, you seem desperate, any more and you seem slack

b, Sense of Humour are the three most important words in the dating language. try to make them laugh. do a groucho marx impersination or tell a few jokes. make sure that you can be "on" at any given moment

3, don't be "on" all the time. make sure you can tone it down and talk seriously. when you're not "on" ask questions about what she does, who she is, where she comes from. Pay attention to what she says.

d, dont expect to get anywhere on the first date. it can happen, sure, but you're there to meet her and talk to her and find out more about her and if she would like to spend time with you.

5*, dont stick by her when she has a mental breakdown, she wont do the same for you, and in fact if you tell her your problems after her breakdown she will throw them back in your face before she dumps you

*this happened to me. this is commentary about my ex girlfriend and not directed at anyone in particular. most people will greatly appreciate you sticking by them through some kind of personal disaster, but my ex wasn't human, she was a psycho hose beast