Death Arrives

[fenderstrat]

i'd say: "why the hell did you take so long? lets go, i wanna meet jimi hendrix"

 

[Sansha]

Honestly, I'd invite him in, make him at home, get him a drink and some biscuits, treat him like a guest. It might throw him for a loop.

Failing that, challenge him to some kind of game. I'm not sure what, but I could think of something. Something he couldn't cheat at.

 

[KnifeyMcStaberson]

Since reading the Discworld books my vision of death has become Death from them. Understanding, but a bit bored. Would I be surprised? no probably not, that being said I would opt for the reincarnation process. Perhaps I would come back as something better, shouldn't be that hard.

 

[StormShaun]

I'd ask to be his apprentice or something. If he declines? Look for an opening to grab his scythe and BAM!

Then I stroll away happily with my new powers. (Y'know, that, or die miserably when I fail to steal his scythe) xD

Do that and wear a stormtrooper suit, TRY TOUCHING ME NOW, and if that dont work...well I would go with him, mabey we can be friends...

 

[Brainpalm]

If it was the Discworld Death, I'd of course try shooting him with a crossbow. Then just go with him, after that doesn't work. Any other Death and I would challenge him to a game i just made up in which to win you have to have just died, or something that I would win. Then if that doesn't work, legitimately challenge him to a game and see how that works out.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I'd take the challenge to beat him at a game.

And then choose The Game, which you've all just lost.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd knock him over the head and splash some scotch around the room. When he'd wake up, I'd convince him that he was chasing an Asian prostitute through my room and not trying to claim my soul.

 

[Zeema]

Willingly

Why? Because he gets people asking the whole time for more time and going easier he might put a good word in for me.

 

[luclin92]

ask him how i died and hope it was not in a embarrassing way.

 

[The_Yeti]

I'd pull the indiana jones KA-LIMA!! KA-LIMA!! KAAAA-LLLIIIMAAAA!! and when I reached into his rib cage to find nothing, we'd both share a good laugh.

i dunno how to stick videos on here, but heres a trustly ol link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Ain't too proud to beg. Not that it would do any good. Besides, if Death (as in Mr Grim) exists, that changes my perception of the universe significantly, and might mean that dying does not equal oblivion. For which I'd be glad. So I guess I'd go. My life sucks anyway :/

 

[Toaster Hunter]

i would fight death. I have no fear of it nor any reason to do so, I just think " hey, why not?" and go out swinging. What do I have to lose anyway.

 

[Quinadin]

I'd probably just look around the room, sigh, and say "Yeah ok. Can I grab a soda before we go? Do you want something too?"

 

[Zhukov]

Challenge him to a duel.

Hey, what's the worst that could happen?

 

[SckizoBoy]

<_< *ahem*

I'd probably try having a chat over a cup of tea/coffee. If he was up for it, I'd try to sucker him into giving me his job.

 

[Angry_squirrel]

I'd challenge him to THE GAME.
There are no winners...
EDIT: I've just noticed someone else already put this. Crap

 

[ZtH]

If it's the death from Sandman, I would ask her out. Otherwise, go quietly. I do have a lot I would like to do, but if Death is showing up at my door I would accept that I've done what I could with the time I had.

 

[Ohhi]

Huh I wouldn't be surprised when he entered the room I would lite up a cigarette and ask if he would like one after I am done I will follow him into the afterlife and whatever it holds.

 

[no one really]

I would go Harry Potter on his @$$!

 

[Weaver]

I'd say "I've been dying to meet you!"