Defend yourself!

[BustaNinja]

An old set of beach cruiser handle bars from an old Schwinn bike. Those could wreck some zombies

 

[RetroViruses]

My solid steel lamp, my laptop, a three hole punch, and razor sharp scissors...I might make it...

 

[Slavik_91]

with SCIENCE!@21!1 (i.e. the 400 page massive hard cape Fundamentals of Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer book i have on my desk, go nerd power! )

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I'm sitting on a chair that I can swing pretty hard.

 

[Something Amyss]

Should I ask what you mean?

mean by what? by hot or by damn it just look? or by TARP!

Yes, I saw yoru avatar. I was able to piece the "hot" part together.

 

[Jodah]

Throw my laptop at it to slow it down, dive for my Glock, and blow his freakin brains out.

 

[Harlemura]

I could throw my sister's inhaler at it.

Yeah, I'm screwed.

 

[HK_01]

A beer mug. It'd smash his head in, all right.

 

[Sparkytheyetti]

Cut the zombies head off with my 7" KABAR. Grab my AR, load up my tac vest, and go looking for more.

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

:/ I for once am completely defenseless. But why did they used to say? A knifless man is a lifeless man? Ya. I'll jump kick that zombie in the face then elbow slam him so his head falls off then I'll take his arm and use it as bait for the zombies outside.

well you can show it the picture of your avatar then tell him what is special about it. He would probably just walk away crying.

sorry I have a hot avatar... and yes I know it's a trap but damn it just look!!!!

Should I ask what you mean?

Its a guy.

 

[Death God]

A banana? Yeah, screwed over unless I am too stupid to figure out how to knock him off of me and grab something better.

 

[Requx]

My 30lbs. Laptop that Im typing on, if not then the kitchen knife 2 feet from me.

Why not just hit him with your thighs that fell asleep because theres a 30 pound weight on them?

 

[team star pug]

'tis but a flesh wound.

 

[geekRAGE]

i literally have nothing around me except for my cordless mouse or the cord that plugs my laptop in. do zombies need air to survive or could i choke it out?

 

[Shock and Awe]

I would probably go Frank West and use a lamp.

 

[bulbasaur765]

Sitting on a chair in the snack area of the school's library. I take off my headphones (so they don't pull me back when I try to move), kick the chair into the zombie's path so that it'll fall, and stomp it's skull with my foot.

 

[Bobipine]

So, the zombie is almost up to me then, so.... IF I grab something, it will either empty glass bottles, not much against a zombie, or hot coffee, which I'm more likely to get burned with then harm the living dead.... I probably won't survive, and even if my life is -meh if we look at another thread, I still won't go down without a fight, some adrenaline powered punches to the sound of 'Come Sail away' from the YGOTAS voice actors.

Will I survive? depends on how easily you can be infected I guess, if it's only bites, I hope I can at least grab hold of it's head and get help while preventing any bites, if not, then I'm most likely screwed. Then again, zombies are more or less rotting flesh, and the human jaws aren't designed to kill so....

 

[The Man With the Soap]

My dilema is not that there's a zombie, but what to choose to dispatch him with. I can choose from any one of the following:

1. sawed down remington 12 guage pump-action
2. si Marine kabar
3. greek shortsword
4. wu-dong sword
5. M1911 pearl-handled Colt .45
6. one of my five lacrosse sticks
7. 8 oz titanium baseball bat
8. take him to the ground and curb-stomp him with my combat boots
9. Vault-Boy bobblehead to drive me to ultra-violence with moloko and his words

 

[YoBadMama]

Poor Xbox360, I will miss thee.

 

[Private Custard]

There are so many of these threads here on the escapist that I've actually started keeping a bat in the cupboard and a knife in the drawer, just so I don't have to reply that I'm going to have to battle a zombie armed only with a TV remote and a 320Gb external HDD!