That is a scurrilous accusation sir, just because I'm very decisive about I'm hungry I'm going to make some toast.In Search of Username said:You have the shortest attention span in the world, good sir.
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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
I think Batman: Arkham City is overrated.
I also think Arkham Asylum's Boss Fights were pretty good.
I think Zack Synder's Watchmen was infinitely better than the Graphic Novel it was based on.
I also think the "Hallelujah" sex scene in previous mentioned movie is one of the finest crafted sex scenes ever filmed.
I didn't like Brazil, and I believe anybody who does like it only likes it for Gilliam Street-cred.
I actually like Popeye (The Movie).
I like "Cars" more than "Finding Nemo".
I have never watched "Doctor Who".
I actually don't like "Fight Club" all that much.
I believe Metal Gear Solid 2 to be the superior Metal Gear Solid game in the franchise.
That's all I got, I think.
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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
I think Batman: Arkham City is overrated.
I also think Arkham Asylum's Boss Fights were pretty good.
I think Zack Synder's Watchmen was infinitely better than the Graphic Novel it was based on.
I also think the "Hallelujah" sex scene in previous mentioned movie is one of the finest crafted sex scenes ever filmed.
I didn't like Brazil, and I believe anybody who does like it only likes it for Gilliam Street-cred.
I actually like Popeye (The Movie).
I like "Cars" more than "Finding Nemo".
I have never watched "Doctor Who".
I actually don't like "Fight Club" all that much.
I believe Metal Gear Solid 2 to be the superior Metal Gear Solid game in the franchise.
That's all I got, I think.
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Dude, EXCELLENT Goonies Reference!PsychicTaco115 said:
Forgive me Tim, for I have sinned...
I've never played any Zelda games.
I think H.P.Lovecraft is a terrible writer.
I've never played Final Fantasy.
I've never eaten bacon.
I liked the ending I got in Mass Effect 3 (green).
I like COD for the single player. Seriously, they are usually around the same level of 80's action films for me.
I have never drank Sprite.
I have never watched Firefly, My Little Pony, Big Bang Theory or Game of Thrones.
I think Alpha Protocol should of been game of the year.
EDIT: Oh, and I hate the Rocky films. I think they are badly made, directed, and acted.
I've never played any Zelda games.
I think H.P.Lovecraft is a terrible writer.
I've never played Final Fantasy.
I've never eaten bacon.
I liked the ending I got in Mass Effect 3 (green).
I like COD for the single player. Seriously, they are usually around the same level of 80's action films for me.
I have never drank Sprite.
I have never watched Firefly, My Little Pony, Big Bang Theory or Game of Thrones.
I think Alpha Protocol should of been game of the year.
EDIT: Oh, and I hate the Rocky films. I think they are badly made, directed, and acted.
Forgive me Tom Cruise for I have sinned,
I thought The King's Speech was a bland and cliche.
I think Mad Men is way better than Breaking Bad.
I find older women/milfs/cougars unbelievably attractive
I think David Tennant is the best Doctor
I think The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker is the best video game of all time.
I think the "gun control" threads need to die alongside the feminism and friend-zone threads.
I thought The King's Speech was a bland and cliche.
I think Mad Men is way better than Breaking Bad.
I find older women/milfs/cougars unbelievably attractive
I think David Tennant is the best Doctor
I think The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker is the best video game of all time.
I think the "gun control" threads need to die alongside the feminism and friend-zone threads.
Forgive me nocturnal for I have sinned.
I have never watched firefly
Christopher ecklesston was the best doctor
I liked the star treck remake better then the original
I thought the star wars prequels were better than the original trilogy. Just Kidding. Just for saying that I think I am going to hell.
I have never watched firefly
Christopher ecklesston was the best doctor
I liked the star treck remake better then the original
I thought the star wars prequels were better than the original trilogy. Just Kidding. Just for saying that I think I am going to hell.
Forgive me, deity whose existence I doubt - or don't forgive me, that's cool too. Not trying to tell you what to do or anything, if you do exist, which I don't think you do.
The only Zelda game I ever liked was Link's Awakening.
I have never enjoyed any point-and-click adventure game but Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars. This includes Grim Fandango and Monkey Island.
I think REmake was a better survival horror experience than Silent Hill 2.
I enjoyed Dragon Age II more than the first.
I like Game of Thrones (TV show) better than the books. I regret having read the books because now I can't watch the TV show without knowing what's going to happen.
I loathe Dr. Who.
I dislike anime and Japanese-style artwork, along with the atypical "anime/JRPG voice acting", so much that I can't enjoy any game with such artwork or acting.
I have played all but one (maybe two) of the Metal Gear Solid games, and hated all of them.
I have played and enjoyed every Splinter Cell game, I look forward to the upcoming SC, and approve of the changes it makes.
The only Zelda game I ever liked was Link's Awakening.
I have never enjoyed any point-and-click adventure game but Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars. This includes Grim Fandango and Monkey Island.
I think REmake was a better survival horror experience than Silent Hill 2.
I enjoyed Dragon Age II more than the first.
I like Game of Thrones (TV show) better than the books. I regret having read the books because now I can't watch the TV show without knowing what's going to happen.
I loathe Dr. Who.
I dislike anime and Japanese-style artwork, along with the atypical "anime/JRPG voice acting", so much that I can't enjoy any game with such artwork or acting.
I have played all but one (maybe two) of the Metal Gear Solid games, and hated all of them.
I have played and enjoyed every Splinter Cell game, I look forward to the upcoming SC, and approve of the changes it makes.
Forgive me Roland Deschain, for I have forgotten the face of my father. When I remember his face, I shall beg his forgiveness for my sins.
I enjoyed Final Fantasies 8 and 13
I don't really like Half Life 2
I have yet to watch Firefly
I have yet to read the Lord of the Rings or watch the movies
I have yet to watch the original Star Wars trilogy, despite loving the Sci-Fi and Fantasy genres
I enjoyed the Shadow the Hedgehog game.
I enjoyed Final Fantasies 8 and 13
I don't really like Half Life 2
I have yet to watch Firefly
I have yet to read the Lord of the Rings or watch the movies
I have yet to watch the original Star Wars trilogy, despite loving the Sci-Fi and Fantasy genres
I enjoyed the Shadow the Hedgehog game.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
I don't really see the deal with bacon, I mean it taste fine, but nothing spectacular.
I don't really see the deal with bacon, I mean it taste fine, but nothing spectacular.
I've never played a Final Fantasy game.
I never finished Chrono Trigger either.
I'm beginning to suspect I don't really like video games anymore.
I've only played one pokemon game and that was Pokemon Red and I never finished it.
I once masturbated to my custom made character from Beach Spikers on the gamecube.
I also did this from when I had to strip my custom character naked to get that ring out of the well in Oblivion.
I still play the mini games in Wii Fit, including the hula hoop ones.
I only played Just Cause 2 for an hour before never touching it again because I didn't like the controls.
I think I have more Wii games than I do for any other system.
I own MLB The Show, but I've never successfully scored a single run.
I never finished Chrono Trigger either.
I'm beginning to suspect I don't really like video games anymore.
I've only played one pokemon game and that was Pokemon Red and I never finished it.
I once masturbated to my custom made character from Beach Spikers on the gamecube.
I also did this from when I had to strip my custom character naked to get that ring out of the well in Oblivion.
I still play the mini games in Wii Fit, including the hula hoop ones.
I only played Just Cause 2 for an hour before never touching it again because I didn't like the controls.
I think I have more Wii games than I do for any other system.
I own MLB The Show, but I've never successfully scored a single run.
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Edit:Dude, EXCELLENT Goonies Reference!PsychicTaco115 said:
OT: Ok, that was the light stuff, here's all my REAL crimes...
Forgive me High Septon, for I have sinned
Now where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose:
When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing.
When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice.
When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did.
I once brought a jack@$$ and a honeycomb into a brothel....
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
I've never seen Game of Thrones...but I want to! And I will! I just need more time, Father...
I didn't like the Hunger Games.
I couldn't get into Half Life.
I enjoy the occasional game of Call of Duty.
I enjoy long cutscenes, as long as the game is well written.
I don't generally enjoy indie games.
I own every Dynasty Warriors game ever released.
I didn't think the original Star Wars movies were anything special, and I enjoyed the Phantom Menace a lot. I was 10, OK!?
I prefer Crash Team Racing to Mario Kart.
I think good graphics are important in a game.
I have a deep fondness for Christian rock, and I think most people misrepresent and steretype it.
I love Nickelback. I've even got concert tickets to see them in November! NICKELBACK!!!!! YEAH!!!
That is all.
I've never seen Game of Thrones...but I want to! And I will! I just need more time, Father...
I didn't like the Hunger Games.
I couldn't get into Half Life.
I enjoy the occasional game of Call of Duty.
I enjoy long cutscenes, as long as the game is well written.
I don't generally enjoy indie games.
I own every Dynasty Warriors game ever released.
I didn't think the original Star Wars movies were anything special, and I enjoyed the Phantom Menace a lot. I was 10, OK!?
I prefer Crash Team Racing to Mario Kart.
I think good graphics are important in a game.
I have a deep fondness for Christian rock, and I think most people misrepresent and steretype it.
I love Nickelback. I've even got concert tickets to see them in November! NICKELBACK!!!!! YEAH!!!
That is all.
Forgive me internet, for I have sinned
I use Internet Explorer, and I like it.
It's all the same anyway.
I never finished FFVII
I did not enjoy Firefly
I don't enjoy Dr. Who
I don't like the Beetles
I think Led Zeppelin was just ok
I have played many, many more games than I have purchased
I hate the new DMC purely based on the new character design
I use Internet Explorer, and I like it.
It's all the same anyway.
I never finished FFVII
I did not enjoy Firefly
I don't enjoy Dr. Who
I don't like the Beetles
I think Led Zeppelin was just ok
I have played many, many more games than I have purchased
I hate the new DMC purely based on the new character design
Forgive me father,for I have sinned.
I have never finished a Zelda game.
The only Mario Game I have finished is Super Paper Mario,
I don't think Portal is fun,
I like the Wii and game on a Mac,
I also made out with a furry,
I like all Pokemon generations.
I am a hipster
I have never finished a Zelda game.
The only Mario Game I have finished is Super Paper Mario,
I don't think Portal is fun,
I like the Wii and game on a Mac,
I also made out with a furry,
I like all Pokemon generations.
I am a hipster
Forgive me, deity whose existence I doubt, for I have sinned.
I dropped my sister's favorite Game & Watch in the toilet when I was two.
Playing Left 4 Dead, although a super fun game, scares the shit out of me.
I've never finished a Zelda game.
I think Catcher in the Rye is tedious and bland.
One Tree Hill was once my guilty pleasure TV show.
I have used shirtlessness to distract my opponent when gaming.
I dropped my sister's favorite Game & Watch in the toilet when I was two.
Playing Left 4 Dead, although a super fun game, scares the shit out of me.
I've never finished a Zelda game.
I think Catcher in the Rye is tedious and bland.
One Tree Hill was once my guilty pleasure TV show.
I have used shirtlessness to distract my opponent when gaming.
Forgive me Doctor Manhattan, for I have sinned...
-I did watch a good season or so of Dr. Who, but thought it was too mediocre to keep going.
-I've never gotten far enough past my disappointment about the original Assassin's Creed to give any of the others a try.
-I think the Watchmen prequels have actually been really good so far.
-I spend enough money on comics every month to afford a small island nation, but haven't given any Marvel titles even the remotest glance.
-I always have and probably always will find the Half Life series remarkably underwhelming, and when they finally release the next one I'll probably give it the same amount of attention I do to the pill bugs which constantly enter my apartment only to promptly die and make my carpet crunchier than it ought to be.
-I still love t-bagging people on Halo, and find griefing in any game hilarious. (this one I'm relatively certain qualifies as a cardinal sin)
-I did watch a good season or so of Dr. Who, but thought it was too mediocre to keep going.
-I've never gotten far enough past my disappointment about the original Assassin's Creed to give any of the others a try.
-I think the Watchmen prequels have actually been really good so far.
-I spend enough money on comics every month to afford a small island nation, but haven't given any Marvel titles even the remotest glance.
-I always have and probably always will find the Half Life series remarkably underwhelming, and when they finally release the next one I'll probably give it the same amount of attention I do to the pill bugs which constantly enter my apartment only to promptly die and make my carpet crunchier than it ought to be.
-I still love t-bagging people on Halo, and find griefing in any game hilarious. (this one I'm relatively certain qualifies as a cardinal sin)
Forgive me Tim Schafer, the great god of all video games who can do no wrong, for I have sinned.
-I hate the ENTIRE Final Fantasy series
-I hate ALL "realistic" First Person Shooters
-I prefer Banjo Tooie over Banjo Kazooie
-I've never liked Left 4 Dead, at all
-and I strongly dislike the majority of anime.
-I hate the ENTIRE Final Fantasy series
-I hate ALL "realistic" First Person Shooters
-I prefer Banjo Tooie over Banjo Kazooie
-I've never liked Left 4 Dead, at all
-and I strongly dislike the majority of anime.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned....
For five bucks, I didn't think the new Duke Nuke was that bad.
I hate star trek
I like Call of Duty because of Nazi Zombies
I think that Amy Hennig should have finished the Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver Series before she went to create Jak and Daxter and Uncharted.
Michael Jai White is not amused
For five bucks, I didn't think the new Duke Nuke was that bad.
I hate star trek
I like Call of Duty because of Nazi Zombies
I think that Amy Hennig should have finished the Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver Series before she went to create Jak and Daxter and Uncharted.
Matthew94 said:
Michael Jai White is not amused
-Fuck ponies
-Fuck anime
-Zelda sucks
-JRPGs are absolutely goddamn terrible
-Turn-Based combat is a bucket of horseshit
-Diablo 3 was a great game
-Oblivion was a great game
-Saints Row 3 is boring (And I thought GTA IV was fucking awesome)
-All the people who whine about how tiny bugs in games "ruin their immersion" are already biased against the game and are trying to come up with reason to justify it.
-I want to murder anyone who thinks Battlefield: Bad Company 1 was the first Battlefield game
-I think anyone who doesn't support gay rights/equal rights in general should be shot. No exceptions
-I think anyone who has never lived in the U.S should never be taken seriously when it comes to gun control in the U.S. At least most of the time.
-People who do the whole "I'm so cool I never buy games on Steam. Down with the system!" routine are full of shit.
-Fuck anime
-Zelda sucks
-JRPGs are absolutely goddamn terrible
-Turn-Based combat is a bucket of horseshit
-Diablo 3 was a great game
-Oblivion was a great game
-Saints Row 3 is boring (And I thought GTA IV was fucking awesome)
-All the people who whine about how tiny bugs in games "ruin their immersion" are already biased against the game and are trying to come up with reason to justify it.
-I want to murder anyone who thinks Battlefield: Bad Company 1 was the first Battlefield game
-I think anyone who doesn't support gay rights/equal rights in general should be shot. No exceptions
-I think anyone who has never lived in the U.S should never be taken seriously when it comes to gun control in the U.S. At least most of the time.
-People who do the whole "I'm so cool I never buy games on Steam. Down with the system!" routine are full of shit.
Dear (looks around her room)...Dear hat, please forgive me for I have sinned,
-I lie about having watched Firefly so people won't bug me to watch it. I don't plan to.
-I think Harry Potter is terribly written and derivative and the fanbase/general public make me go from disinterest to general loathing.
-I adore the Persona series but have yet to beat one as I get bored around the 50+ hour mark combining persona and leveling them.
-I quickly lose interest in open world Fallout like games IF I can't choose a girl avatar. The thing is I play those games in first person so I don't really see my avatar.
-I don't care to watch any Pixar movies. Maybe cause of my bad childhood, stuff that is supposed to remind adults of their happy childhood only make me feel more depressed as mine was never carefree. Also it might be tired to the last entry...
most of all might be....
-I might have hipsterish tendencies. I listen to indie music (most of them bands you've never heard of), read archaic books, view myself as smarter than the average citizen, and anything well beloved by the majority of people... I don't have any interest in seeing. I also own thick, black frames, but at least I need glasses.
-I lie about having watched Firefly so people won't bug me to watch it. I don't plan to.
-I think Harry Potter is terribly written and derivative and the fanbase/general public make me go from disinterest to general loathing.
-I adore the Persona series but have yet to beat one as I get bored around the 50+ hour mark combining persona and leveling them.
-I quickly lose interest in open world Fallout like games IF I can't choose a girl avatar. The thing is I play those games in first person so I don't really see my avatar.
-I don't care to watch any Pixar movies. Maybe cause of my bad childhood, stuff that is supposed to remind adults of their happy childhood only make me feel more depressed as mine was never carefree. Also it might be tired to the last entry...
most of all might be....
-I might have hipsterish tendencies. I listen to indie music (most of them bands you've never heard of), read archaic books, view myself as smarter than the average citizen, and anything well beloved by the majority of people... I don't have any interest in seeing. I also own thick, black frames, but at least I need glasses.