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[Berethond]

"Detonating a nuclear device within city limits will result in a $500 dollar fine."

Holy shit, seriously?

Where?

California.

Chico specifically.

All of California, I think.
You also need a permit to keep a pet rhinocerous.

 

[Froobyx]

Can't remember where I read this - In some states in America, it's illegal to molester (sp) butterflies.

That ones always confused me because how does someone do that?

 

[DarkSplinter82]

I found out awile ago here in Minnesota it is Illegal to drive over to Wisconsin with a duck on your head.

 

[Caasi113]

Can't remember where I read this - In some states in America, it's illegal to molester (sp) butterflies.

That ones always confused me because how does someone do that?

With skill

 

[K-bohls]

In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

What about naming it "Snowball?"

Haha I was waiting for someone to pick up on that.

 

[Souplex]

In New York it is legal for women to be topless due to a wonderful interpretation of the constitutional amendment that says that if a law affects someone it affects everyone and the fact that men can be.

 

[General Ken8]

Whaling is illegal in illinois, but there aren't any oceans or whales in or near illinois
you also can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant in louisiana

 

[CrystalShadow]

Lol. I can't really remember where most of these are from:

Jay-walking is still illegal in Australia, but the last time anyone was fined was in the 1970's.
Similarly, so is vagrancy.

Apparently, somewhere, it's legal to have sex with an animal, but only if the animal is female, and weighs less than 65 kg.

Incest laws...

In the UK,
Having sex with Parents, or your brothers and sisters is illegal (even if they're step-brothers/sisters).
Doing it with your grandfather is as well.
But doing it with Grandma is fine...

Marrying your uncle, aunt or cousins is also illegal, but having sex with them is not...

Mmm. Strange, but I guess there are much funnier ones around. XD>

 

[Pigletdude]

Placing a postage stamp bearing the monarch?s head upside down on an envelope is considered as act of treason. Also, defacing or destroying anything bearing a likeness of the monarch is illegal, which means burning paper money, bending coins or tearing a stamp apart.

Treason is execution, the only way to kill someone legally in the UK is by killing a member of a royal family which would be treason.
Don't use that word so lightly.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

http://www.dumblaws.com/

There are some really good ones in there.

 

[ZeroMachine]

I believe that it is illegal to walk around Boston Common without a shotgun, because of the rampant bear problem.

 

[Cama Zots]

In the great state of Washington, it is illegal to lose your virginity. I am not joking. It is indeed a law, or at least it was when the article was published. What do they expect? People to go to Oregon, get laid, then come back? No one enforces it, but still...
How the hell is the species supposed to go on?

It is also illegal to own lollipops as well...

 

[Xender90]

some state you can't hunt bull frogs with a firearm.

 

[Souplex]

Irritable bowels syndrome (You fart like crazy and there is nothing you can do about it.) is protected under the Americans with disabilities act.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

The London, "pregnant women can ask to piss in a police officers helmet law"

i love this law its amazing, and the officer still has to put the hat back on, God bless Great Britain

 

[Apocolidiot]

it is illegal to whale hunt in any state in the us...even utah

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure the US Supreme Court struck down sodomy laws in all of the U.S. in 2003. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_the_United_States#Important_Supreme_Court_decisions]

Wouldn't that mean that other sexual acts other than the missionary would be allowed?

Does it matter?
Even looking at it from a normal standpoint, there are no attractive men or women in Florida.
At all.

Yes Max, we get it, you don't like your country (or maybe you do, I'm not sure) or anything even remotely sexual and your standards of beauty differ from the norm.

Beat a dead horse much?

Irritable bowels syndrome (You fart like crazy and there is nothing you can do about it.) is protected under the Americans with disabilities act.

And that's funny... why? If I had that, I'd sure hope the government would recognize it as a disbility.