Describe a scene in one sentence out of context

[Yopaz]

Spoiler: Scene

So it turns out that you're dead and that you've actually been dead for several years

Spoiler: Game

Xenoblade

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

Three fat midgets duking it out in a volcano to determine the fate of their jewelry.

 

[Lewg999]

So the main character is taking a plane away from a 1930's airport , leaving behind a 1920's car that just moments ago had been modern. As he flys the world continues to regress in age

Anyone guess

 

[Scarim Coral]

So you enter a wooden house and find a man inside who is speaken in a foreign language. He muttering something and reach for an axe which you proceed to shoot him in self defence.

 

[shadyh8er]

It's about the strongest martial artist ever who can change genders depending on water temperature. And he's being whored out by his father. To girls. One is an abusive *****, another is a bimbo and arguably the strongest out of the female characters under the age of three hundred, one makes pizza for a living, and has a martial art around it. And then there's the crazy one...

Spoiler

Ranma 1/2!

My turn.

Man bursts into a room and tells one of the women in the room that he needs her breasts. (If you get this one, I'll give you any amount of cookies you desire).

Spoiler: Answer...

Pumpkin Scissors. He needed her breasts because he was holding a crying baby.

 

[shadyh8er]

So you enter a wooden house and find a man inside who is speaken in a foreign language. He muttering something and reach for an axe which you proceed to shoot him in self defence.

Resident Evil 4!

 

[0z0wen]

So he shags this chick called Gretchin and the rabbit shows him what to do.

Ten points for a right guess and telling me who wrote the song about this film that this quote is from. Also, ten points if you followed that.

 

[shadyh8er]

So the shady billionaire organisation shoots high-power projectiles at a little naked girl with horns to test the strength of her invisible arms.

So the shrunken heroes escape from the wizard's desk by fighting some chess pieces and then flying away on a cotton balloon.

So the creature jumps into the ocean and evolves into a fish immediately.

So the trained WWII marine partakes in a tie-in marketing activity for and upcoming film by fighting velociraptors with a sub machine-gun.

First one is Elfen Lied.

Third one, I'm guessing, is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

No idea on the rest.

 

[shadyh8er]

So he shags this chick called Gretchin and the rabbit shows him what to do.

Ten points for a right guess and telling me who wrote the song about this film that this quote is from. Also, ten points if you followed that.

Movie is Donnie Darko. That's all the points I get though.

 

[shadyh8er]

A man tries to blackmail his boss over car safety violations, when that doesn't work he beats himself up.

Fight Club

 

[ABLb0y]

A little girl is sitting in a hospital waiting room when a large man wielding a video camera attacks her, only for her to be saved by her mother.

 

[OniaPL]

The main character is a giant breaking shit in an underwater city populated by fish, and this happens at the same time when the freedom fighter fishes battle their oppressors who worship a guy who is in charge of the camp (and has gone bonkers) the MC is attending.

Spoiler

Why can't we have awesome shit like this anymore?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

So you're fighting a guy with gummy bears and sprinkles on your knuckles.

Hot Shots: Part Deux

 

[Noswad]

So basically your a giant floating hand......

 

[Mrmac23]

So then

Spoiler

the guy who's lost his sword hand has sex with his sister on top of their son's tomb while she bleeds from her period.

A Song Of Ice And Fire has some fucked up shit in it.

 

[Vausch]

Then the guy's hand starts talking to him after growing a face and turns into a penis when he's talking to a girl he likes.


I'll let you guess on that. Hint: It's not porn in any way.

South Park?

Nope.

 

[Vausch]

So basically your a giant floating hand......

Super smash bros. melee?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Then the guy's hand starts talking to him after growing a face and turns into a penis when he's talking to a girl he likes.


I'll let you guess on that. Hint: It's not porn in any way.

South Park?

Nope.

FLCL >_>?