Describe your city/town in two words

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Colour Scientist said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Chandler - Fucking boring.

There is nothing to do here, and you have to drive far away just to do something mildly entertaining.

Sucks really. :/
Chandler? :D


How can you not love it?
I was never a fan of Friends, so I have every reason in the world to not like it. :D
 

Casual Shinji

Should've gone before we left.
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Bleiswijk - No where.

This place is just a retirement community with a couple of barbers and a supermarket surrounded by woods and farm lands. It's literally in the middle of fucking nowhere. Which sucks even harder if you don't have a licence.
 

Elfgore

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New Carlisle- Barren Wasteland. Where I was born and raised, I've recently moved back. This town is seriously a small town with just a shit ton of country side.

Springfield- Dying town. Seriously, the population has actually decreased over the years. Downtown is non-existent and the only part of town that gets business is one road, where every store you can imagine exists.

These are all in Ohio by the way.
 

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Borlänge, Sweden.

"Somalia Bandy". If we're talking recent events, this is probably how I'd describe it right now.

If not, and just an overall summary: "Dead Streets". Pretty much not a person in sight on the streets at night, especially not on weekends.
 

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Panama City- Dagon's Toilet.

What once was the greatest place to come, get drunk and party has fallen. Hard. Off balconies and onto it's head. All the businesses have been scooped out it's middle and have been fleeing into the sea. The town's mall is folding in on itself like wet cardboard, and the people in charge think slapping a coat of paint on it will make the town "family friendly" hoping to pretend it's Destin, instead of accepting the glory it once was.

Hell, even the gods have stopped trying to wipe us off the map, as there hasn't even been a good hurricane in years. The deep ones have been trying, Dagon bless their gills, but I don't think they've got the numbers anymore. Used to party-goers could go missing and nobody cared, but now there's just not enough tourism to keep it up. It's just like retired people, and who wants to convert old people?

I dunno anymore. Maybe it's time to move to somewhere where the fragile tears in reality actually matter, and the dark chaos gods still gave a damn. Wonder if Detroit is hiring...
 

Zaeseled

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Dead boring. I live in a small town with a diminishing population, there are almost no jobs here during fall, winter or spring. The pub is only open during the summer. There is nothing recreational here to do. There's a cinema showing once per month.
Outsiders seem to think that this place is heavenly because it's so quiet and remote, whereas people who've lived here all agree that this is the most boring place on earth.
 

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I'm technically not living in a city right now but I'll still use my current town in addition to the last one I lived in...

Rockville Maryland - Not DC. (it wants to be so very badly...but it just isn't, can't be, never will be. It's not a bad place of course, it's just not DC)

Talmo, Georgia - Just cows. (I literally live in a house on a farm that has nothing to do with said farm. There's a trailer park on the other side of the farm. There are beef-cows here at the farm. They are friendly)
 

Gizmo1990

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Old, Boring.

I live in a small town in the midlands of England. At least 60% of people who live here are old, retired people the other 40% are parents with young kids and parents with kids in Uni.

Nothing of any importants or historical significance has ever happened here. We have a 'Castle' that is literally 1 building surrounded by rubble that Queen Elizerbeth I once visted for all of 5 minutes. The last time something even close to dramatic or interesting happened here was when a lone Luftwaffe bomber on it's way home from bombing somewhere important droped it's last bomb on us, blowing up our clocktower.

Luckly we are relativly close to places with stuff to do so it is easy enough to escape somewhere fun when nessasery.
 

Gizmo1990

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Coventry- just bland

Has a cathedral that got destroyed by the Nazis and used to famous for making cars but then they left.
Coventry is where I had to go in order to do anything remotly fun when I was younger. That is how bad my little town is.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Southampton - Cruise Port.
Just because so many cruise ships set out from here.
And then there was the Titanic. And the Mayflower. Yeah, I know that one wasn't a cruise ship.
Maybe "Historical Port" would be better. Dunno.
 

KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime

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Reno, NV - Booze, Sparks. (I say Sparks meaning Sparks, NV. It's two decent sized towns smushed right up against eachother, and if I had my way I'd rather live in Sparks. The neat thing is you can literally get liquor here 24/7, not just at bars either, some liquor stores are open all night and if all else fails you can get liquor at almost any other store.)

The town where I grew up:
Medford, OR - Wow TREES!
 
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You mean Penrith, Cumbria?


I kid, I kid. Penrith's a cool enough town, nice little rural market town on the edge of the Lake District. In two words? Err, 'rural market-town' I guess.
 

lacktheknack

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Edmonton, AB, CAN: Frozen festivals. Because it's a city with lots of festivals. And it's frozen.

Vladivostok, PK, RUS: Swimming Climbers. I didn't know there could be that many steep hills on the coast.

Battambang, CAM: Mega village. Small town feel, a quarter million people.
 

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Fort Worth-Not Dallas
It's pretty self-explanatory, we are our own city that's just next to Dallas.
 
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Elfgore said:
New Carlisle- Barren Wasteland. Where I was born and raised, I've recently moved back. This town is seriously a small town with just a shit ton of country side.
New Carlisle? Bloody hell, I live 20 miles from the old one and can't for the life of me think why anyone'd want to try that again.

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