Describe your city/town in two words

[Sam Warrior]

Corby- Scottish chavs.
Its the largest collection of Scottish people outside of Scotland and its absolutely full of chavs although they are slowly being out competed by the eastern Europeans who actually want a job.

 

[Scars Unseen]

Okinawa City - In Japan

It's pretty nice having a sushi restaurant within a 3 minute walk of your apartment.

 

[AnthrSolidSnake]

Chambersburg, Pennsylvania- 'Help Me'

There's plenty of two word phrases that I could use, but they all add up to that. 'Can't Read' (might be cheating a bit with that one), 'Safety Hazard', 'Socially Inept'

 

[Darren716]

Home town- old & abandoned, It's glory days of being the number one rug manufacturer are far behind it and many young people are realizing it has no future and are moving away, leaving an aging and declining population

College Town- classic & hilly, Still has a main street filled with Mom and Pop stores which do quite well and the town's nickname is literally "City of the Hills" since it's in the middle of some mountains.

 

[Demagogue]

Auckland - Superb Mathematical Education

Seriously, it's great. I was top of my class and everything.

Can't tell if trolling or seriously didn't get the pun he just made... "Top of my class".... uses three words instead of two. *twitches before busting a gut*

OT -

Currently city - Gateway North (North Bay, ON) It's where the people in Southern Ontario think the province ends essentially. >.<

Home city town - service town (Geraldton, ON) We had the high school, hospital, etc for all the little town around us to flock to.

 

[erbkaiser]

Bikes & Tourists.

Spoiler

Amsterdam!

And NOT Drugs & Sex... you need to go looking for that shit, but living here you will either bump into a bike or a tourist -- or both -- within one minute, guaranteed.

 

[Timeless Lavender]

Ummm I lived at:

Speightstown- Hurricanes lover (It is at the coastline where hurricanes loved to hangout {A very sick joke but a sad reality})

Belmopan- Beautiful Yawns (It is boring but beautiful)

 

[Jux]

New Orleans: Drive-through daiquiris (drive-through counts as one word right?)

 

[FPLOON]

San Diego, California - What rain?

Southern California - Bodacious, Brah!

My Apartment Complex [NAME REDACTED] - Loner Couples

I have no idea what I'm doing, but that last one's becoming more accurate the more I think about it...

 

[Parasondox]

London (East) - Sirens Everywhere.

I know the city has a higher crime rate than rural towns but fuck me all I hear are sirens every 10 minutes. Mostly it's police sirens and it's like I live in Gotham. Or they just turn it on to get out of a traffic jam.

 

[sam42ification]

Gold Coast - 'Tourist central'

Or maybe 'beautiful beaches' or 'decent shopping' I dunno...

Spoiler

I would go with tourist central.

Brisbane: 'not sydney', despite trying so hard, or maybe 'tries, fails'. A few weeks ago I would have described it as 'Campbell Newman', luckily enough I don't have to any more. If I had a few more words I would say 'The runt of Australian cities' but that's just me being pessimistic.

 

[FalloutJack]

Aaand that's my take on Pittsburgh. Sometimes, it really sucks for weather...

 

[Eomega123]

Austin - Liberal Island.

Anyone familiar with the political climate of Texas knows exactly what I'm talking about. Smack in the middle of a conservative sea - dyed hair, hippie dudes, smoke shops, street art, and douches playing acoustic guitar as far as the eye can see.

 

[Nemo Atkins]

Alnwick, UK - It Exists

Not even being funny with that. Alnwick's a town with a population of about 8,000 people, has a castle which Harry Potter had some filming done at...and that's really all you need to know about it, as there's nothing else of any real interest there (unless you count the international music festival in the summer, but even that's not a big festival by any measure).

And yet that's not the quietest place I've lived at in my life. That would be the hamlet of Warenford.

 

[DocJ]

Gourdon UK - Seagull Crap (Terrible Bandwidth also works.)

You will be pooped on by a bird at least once here. And your car will never be clean again. Also we're kinda far out from anywhere useful so we can't get decent ISPs.

 

[Daft Ada]

Reading - Mini London

 

[Dragonbums]

Walmart nation

with it's royal delegates of Target and Mcdonalds, and their main means of production are teen moms

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Bristol? Gert lush, I suppose.

Between the endless hipsters, hills, clouds of marijuana smoke (people seem largely oblivious to its illegality, you'll see people smoking up just walking down the street fairly often) and ridiculous 20mph zones, it's still pretty good. It's just the right size, there's lots of cultural stuff going on all the time, it's not too gentrified just yet, there's a ton of cool graffiti everywhere (I've never been that big on Banksy, there's some much more impressive stuff around) and it's not in the goddamned North. It's not even in the fucking Midlands. You get to live in the South, whilst not living in overpriced London or somewhere as characterless as Reading.