Describe your last visit to the bathroom.

[Sean Hollyman]

I'm bored, so I'd like to hear tales of thee Escapist's previous bathroom visits.

Did you have an exciting teeth brushing session? Emotional shaving session? Incredibly tense dump? Let it all out.

 

[Hazy992]

Why do you need to know this?

I went to the toilet. Don't know what I'm supposed to say to this really.

 

[Mr Fixit]

I walked into the bathroom, stopped to check out my sexy self in the mirror, then I unzipped my shorts & whipped it out to take a leak..... then I shook it off & put everything away, zipped up & got back to work.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What?

Why?

Haven't used this one in a while, but hell, it's an apt gif.

You don't want to know what I did in the bathroom last time I visited.

 

[Aerosteam]

I can't remember, it was so long ago. That was a joke, Jeez.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Had to do really big shit, so I went to the loo with Vita in hand (I knew I was gonna be in there long time). Started playing Metal Gear Solid 2 for some reason. Was at the start of the Raiden section, managed to get right up to the boss fight with Fatman in one shitting. It was good day.

 

[teqrevisited]

Brief and completely uninteresting in every possible way.

 

[DoPo]

Well, I would, but it would take too long. However, we all know a picture is worth a thousand word. I'm not sure what the exchange rate for GIFs is, but that, I believe, is perfect:

Spoiler: the whole story

 

[Sean Hollyman]

What?

Why?

Haven't used this one in a while, but hell, it's an apt gif.

You don't want to know what I did in the bathroom last time I visited.

Yes, yes I do want to know..

This type of stuff interests me..

 

[Scarim Coral]

I went in to take a pissed and walk out when I was done, that is all.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What?

Why?

Haven't used this one in a while, but hell, it's an apt gif.

You don't want to know what I did in the bathroom last time I visited.

Yes, yes I do want to know..

This type of stuff interests me..

Well, call me a prude, but I don't exactly want to share my bowel movements with people online.

There's enough shit on the internet as it is.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

What?

Why?

Haven't used this one in a while, but hell, it's an apt gif.

You don't want to know what I did in the bathroom last time I visited.

Yes, yes I do want to know..

This type of stuff interests me..

Well, call me a prude, but I don't exactly want to share my bowel movements with people online.

There's enough shit on the internet as it is.

Well I didn't say you had to describe your bowel movements.. if you don't want to.

Just any interesting bathroom experiences, really.

 

[Sassafrass]

Today is a really slow day, huh?

Anyways, I washed my hands because they'd gotten dirty from doing stuff in the garden.

 

[yuval152]

I peed, slow day. Weird because It's rosh hashana(jewish new years eve) and I ate alot.

 

[Kae]

Wait, why do you want to know?
But anyway, I just took a shower and when I was getting out I tripped and I hit my head on the wall, it really hurt but I'm ok now.

 

[Hazy992]

What?

Why?

Haven't used this one in a while, but hell, it's an apt gif.

You don't want to know what I did in the bathroom last time I visited.

Yes, yes I do want to know..

This type of stuff interests me..

Well, call me a prude, but I don't exactly want to share my bowel movements with people online.

There's enough shit on the internet as it is.

Well I didn't say you had to describe your bowel movements.. if you don't want to.

Just any interesting bathroom experiences, really.

I don't know what interesting bathroom stories you're expecting in all honesty. I mean how interesting can using the bathroom be?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The cacophonous alarm clock woke me up. Goddamn radio was playing some s**t pop song, adding more to my agony. As my head started to pound, I knew the only way up was with the blinding light of my lamp

Shielding my eyes as best I could, I quickly made my way to the bathroom. Wendy's last night after almost all day without food couldn't be good for the system. Unknowingly, that would prove to be correct

I sat on the porcelain throne. We would have to play the waiting game...

 

[Ljs1121]

Walked into the basement bathroom, nearly gagged from the scent, flushed the toilet and put some bleach in it, sprayed air freshener, washed my hands, and GTFO'd.

 

[Artemis923]

Banged my gf on the sink, then took a shower afterwards...which turned into Round 2.

Did you really want to know that? I think not.

 

[Shinsei-J]

I took a swift but hefty pee and then washed my hands.