Describe your last visit to the bathroom.

[soren7550]

Well, I needed to pee, but one of the roomies (who we'll call Hippy *****) was in there cutting her hair. She asked "You need to use the bathroom?" I told her it could wait and returned to faffing on the computer. Few minutes later, she told me that she was done in there.
So I said Ok.
The moment I go into the bathroom, I hear Hippy ***** yelling at one of my other roomates "I pay rent! I shouldn't have to tip-toe around a snarky *****!"

... uh, ok. Keep saving your period blood in jars and leaving your food encrusted dishes everywhere then.

 

[xplosive59]

Vicious but majestic.

 

[Fasckira]

I sat down, read some more of H. G. Wells "Valley of the Spiders" while I took an almighty man-dump. I then flushed, washed my hands and lit a match because Im considerate of others.

 

[RustlessPotato]

Now this is the story all about how
My struggle to escape my bowels
I wanted to take a minute and sit right there
If my toilet was sentient it'd scream cries of despair.

Salmon with Philadelphia I was cooking quite late
Where I couldn't find my sharpest blade
Panicking, looking, sulking not cool
When I looked in the mirror and what I saw was a fool
And then I thought to myself : Hey, you're a dude
Your hands are clean enough to handle your food
I proceeded to rip my salmon with care
And cooked my salmon until it was rare.

I pushed on the can for about seven or eight
I would die here, as this was my fate
My rectum destroyed, I was no longer scared
Accepted Death and his cold stare.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I walked into the bathroom, stopped to check out my sexy self in the mirror, then I unzipped my shorts & whipped it out to take a leak..... then I shook it off & put everything away, zipped up & got back to work.

Gross. You didn't wash your hands!

The last time I was in the bathroom, I was putting eye drops in my eyes to combat my allergies.

 

[kommando367]

I took a piss and washed my hands. The End.

May I ask why you are interested in peoples bowel movements?

Because personally I find poop to be the most disgusting substance in excistanse

How does it feel to know that you're responsible for producing the most disgusting substance in "excistanse"?

 

[rayman56]

Thanks to the nagging constipation that I've had all day, I put my headphones on, blasted some A Day To Remember, and did my excruciatingly painful business.

 

[Dangit2019]

What?

Why?

Haven't used this one in a while, but hell, it's an apt gif.

You don't want to know what I did in the bathroom last time I visited.

Did you poop and/or piss?

 

[Mr Fixit]

I walked into the bathroom, stopped to check out my sexy self in the mirror, then I unzipped my shorts & whipped it out to take a leak..... then I shook it off & put everything away, zipped up & got back to work.

Gross. You didn't wash your hands!

The last time I was in the bathroom, I was putting eye drops in my eyes to combat my allergies.

In my defense, the sink in the bathroom is broken right at the moment, so I had to use a sink outside of the bathroom so it wasn't a part of my bathroom visit.

 

[Olas]

My last visit to the bathroom was when I took a shower this morning.

 

[Gardenia]

well, It was 9 hours ago, before I went to work. Since then I have consumed ~3,5 litres of water. Needless to say, it was a busy day with a lot of sweating.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

i was taking a dump and i saw a bug on the light switch. i couldn't smash it so i squrted it with some near by windex.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The last time I went to the bathroom, I experienced quite a lot of shit.

Spoiler: Here's a picture

You comic book guys who grew up when The Clone Saga was a thing...I kind of envy you. Yes, I know the clone saga was supposedly a horrible mess of a thing but I would gladly take that than Liefeld's run of Deathstroke.

Spoiler: These three panels alone make my brain start to bleed

Next time I go and have a seat on the throne though, I have a choice between Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe, Demon Knights or World's Finest...so potentially lucky me!

 

[Phlakes]

While we're on this subject, back in December I actually reviewed one of my bowel movements [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.335555-Phlakes-Reviews-his-Bowel-Movement-from-August-13-2011]. Insightful stuff, really. I think I bring a very unique perspective to the medium.