Jesus Christ, people actually got offended at what he said? Bloody hell, some people are highly strung these days.
Cats and Dogs have been a part of human life for thousands of years, Dogs have nearly always been faithful companions to men and women. Cats have been idolised since the Ancient EgyptiansRes Plus said:Oh for Goodness sakes people need to grow up. This is pathetic. There is no right not to be offended, especially by things that.... aren't ... offensive.
Incidently, since when did cats and dogs become so ridiculously feted? They are cute if you like them but that's about it.
Curses, beat me to it.bkd69 said:Younglings.
Back in my day, we KNEW how to threaten animals to raise sales.
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itsthesheppy said:I don't think you guys understand. You can't threaten cats on the internet. Period.
It's not about offense. It's not about taking a joke. It's a cardinal-fucking-sin. It's one of the most powerful thou-shalt-nots.
You DO NOT threaten CATS on the INTERNET. The internet likes cats 1,000x more than it likes people. This is rudimentary stuff.
These.lukey94 said:Threaten babies or young children all you want.
Threaten a kitten ... you are worse than Hitler!
Nope. If they threatened human children I'd react the same way. There is a difference -- Child's Play says "The more money you give us, the more we can help the children relieve their pain." If they said "If you don't help us, then children will be in pain!", then that would be bad.Somethingfake said:Nobody would care if they threatened humans. Somehow though, those horrible, ungrateful, spiteful balls of fur seem to have gained an untouchable status.
Here's the difference: threatening harm, like on that National Lampoon magazine cover, is a joke, and is designed to make you laugh. If the joke worked, it will make you want to read more of the comedy contained within the product being sold. This was a marketing stunt to tug at the heartstrings of cat lovers. There's no relationship between the pitch and the product; it's simply an attempt at emotional manipulation. There is a difference, and it didn't work.Res Plus said:It's only recently (and especially on the interwebz) these animals have been placed on a ridiculous pedestal, cue this type of knee jerk "rage" when anyone says anything negative or makes a mild joke about animals. It's only recently that large sections of society have routinely spent thousands on medicine, food and "gifts" for animals. All seems a bit out of hand.