Discover the Dangerous World of the Nintendo 3DS

[beema]

Has somebody actually looped a metal chain around the prongs of their DS AC adapter and then plugged it in before? good lord

 

[sunpop]

Oh so you're NOT supposed to wrap a chain around the plug.
That's what I've doing wrong all these years!

Yep no bling on your charger, rappers everywhere are turning to the psp now.

 

[PureChaos]

you'd need to be a complete retard to hurt yourself in some of they ways they have suggested. chain around the plug? REALLY?

 

[badmunky64]

I really hope someone makes that video for the 3DS.

 

[CrystalShadow]

OK...

I mean, I know japanese instructions often include the blatantly obvious. (So do English ones to be honest, but we tend to go for written warnings rather than pictures.)

But... What exactly do some of these mean? I mean, some I have a good idea of, but at least 2, I haven't got the faintest clue...

What good is a warning that nobody understands? XD

 

[Norris IV]

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1) Watch out for ducks, they WILL use the 3DS to kill your child.

2) Careful, looking at the back of the 3DS may melt your eyes.

3) The 3DS hates nature. With a uncontrollable passion so keep away from plants.

4) Do not insert the 3DS in your anal regions. This will cause major butthurt.

5) Your 3DS Sweats in cold temperatures.

6) The 3DS stylus doubles up as a great joint on a cloudy day

7) The 3DS charger is not a gimp, Don't treat it as such.

8) Your 3DS does not accept that type of key, the key needed to start it is marked on your minimap.

9) Putting your 3DS near a magnet will cause it to be sucked into a magnet dimension where everyone sleeps all the time.

10) Late night porn is good on the 3DS

 

[singlcuteguy]

Okay, all I'm getting from the second image is: DO NOT LOOK AT 3DS - EXPLOSION COULD RESULT DUE TO PROLONGED STARING.

I guess there is a laser/led/light-source you shouldn't look at but...

...I like my interpretation much much better! =D

@Norris: As for your #10... If he's looking at porn late at night, why can we see BOTH his hands? Hm?

 

[Norris IV]

Cause it's so good he jizzed without even having to touch himself lol

 

[Baneat]

EDIT: After much deliberation, I still cannot figure out what the Air Conditioner one means. Maybe the 3DS is prone to condensation when in AC or something? I must confirm this.

Don't place your 3DS in cold environments. It'll screw with the electronics and even break it.

My friend's DS broke because his dumbass roommate stuck it on top of a freezer.

The outsides of freezers are really hot actually

I'd expect the DS to work *better* in cold environments, like most electronics (generally, lower temps =>lower resistance in the circuits