Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
As a result of Clone Wars coming to an end and finally bridging the gap between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, I decided to give the original film another go. I haven't seen since around the time it came out and was curious to see how I felt about it now.
So on one hand, I feel a bit more inclined to forgive some of it's flaws in hindsight and it mostly holds up. It does a pretty good job of showing the fall of the Republic, the rise of Vader and the annihilation of the Jedi. However, some of this is retroactively because of having watched clone wars, it feels like there's 7 seasons worth of setup for this movie that help justify Anakin's inclination to the Dark side and his tendency to trust Palpatine. So Clone Wars has at least partially redeemed RotS retroactively. I also really appreciate that opening battle where the two fleets are engaging each other in a large 3D space which few movies seem to bother with.
That being said, the movie is still flawed. The rescue mission of Palpatine at the beginning feels a bit clumsy and forced at times, like the writers/director are trying to recall the more iconic parts of the original trilogy and just not pulling it off. The whole "Nobody can tell Palpatine is a Sith Lord" weirdness gets especially jarring when General Grievous has Palpatine right in front of him, then not long after talks to Darth Sideous on a hologram and somehow fails to notice they're the EXACT SAME PERSON wearing a hood. Then again, canonically the Jedi somehow failed to notice the Sith lord they've been in the same room with multiple times because...reasons.
Anakin's fall, while better justified now, still comes across as a bit clumsy. Around Act 3, Anakin correctly pegs Palpatine as the Sith Lord they've been looking for all this time, tells the Jedi who then tell him to they're going to arrest him, but arrives just as Mace Windu is close to killing Palpatine after a fight and intervenes on the side of Palpatine to kill Windu. He's really conflicted about all of this for a bit, but as soon as he betrays windu, he immediately just goes all in on the dark side, to the point of accusing the Jedi of wanting to rule the galaxy and overthrow the republic, along with the child murder and purge of the temple. Like all nuance in his character just drops away at that moment. Maybe it was meant to show he was broken but it still comes across as really jarring.
That being sad, some of it's still cringy as hell and hasn't gotten any better. Off the top of my head.
-Padme dying in childbirth. "We can't find anything wrong with her, she's just lost the will to live". Oh, yes, the instant death from despair, a disease that exists only in fiction.
-The Separatist ship that gets damaged and immediately begins falling out of orbit, gets sheared in half and somehow survives reentry before making a mild crash landing on the surface near the beginning. The space nerd in me was just crying watching that.
-Half the stuff that happens during the final duel between Anakin and Obi-wan. Fighting a few feet above a lava river yet barely breaking a sweat(let alone dying of heat stroke). "I have the high ground!" and of course, Anakin getting his limbs cut off, getting caught on fire, being left there for what might have been hours and SOMEONE he's still alive because.....the plot requires he survive to become Darth Vader(yes, I know he was already dubbed Darth Vader, but he wasn't encased in the Vader suit yet).
-Near the end of the film, there's a scene where the separatist leaders are all gathered in a bunker on the ass end of nowhere lava planet of mustafar(?). Palpatine(via grievous) ordered them to flee there to avoid being captured by the republic and in the wake of Order 66, Palpatine calls them up again(wearing his Sith gear) and informs them "My new Apprentice, Darth Vader, will be coming to take care of you". What gets me here is that a reasonable person might hear a creepy hooded sith lord telling them there's a new Sith Lord who is coming to this bunker on the ass end of nowhere to "Take Care of them" and be seeing some serious red flags here. Instead, no one even questions this and seem absolutely shocked when the newly evil-embracing anakin shows up to flat out murder them all. It does lend credence to the idea that the only reason the clone wars lasted as long as they did was because Palpatine was controlling both sides, but seriously, how have their leaders survived this long being so trusting of creepy sith lords?
5 R2 droids/7 Chosen Ones