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I liked this movie a lot when I first saw (maybe in the theaters?) I wonder how it would hold up now.
I liked this movie a lot when I first saw (maybe in the theaters?) I wonder how it would hold up now.
First movie is just fine, but there's really not much unique about it anymore, nor it's more deconstructive elements. The movie is still better than the actual comics. Avoid the movie sequel. I pretend it doesn't exist.

My dad loves the shit out of that movie, and its sequel.

Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

I went into this film expecting it to either be basically fine, or a hilarious trainwreck. What I wasn't expecting was for the film to actually be really enjoyable. The film is genuinely very funny, and I was laughing along with it a lot of the time, not just at it whenever it did something stupid. And while it does do a couple of stupid things, there's nothing that totally took me out of the experience. I'd rate it similarly to The Super Mario Bros Movie (2023): it won't blow anyone away (except by comparison to expectations), but it's got good visuals, likeable characters, and doesn't teach the kids anything it shouldn't. You can do a hell of a lot worse than that.

And from what I've heard, the sequels are even better. Looking forward to getting around to those.
The first movie is good, but it's really yeah Jim Carrey and Ben Schrawtz that carries this movie. Tom and Maddie are fine, but they're much better in the sequels. Especially when you get to the third movie. I still say the 3D Super Mario Brothers Movie is better than Sonic 1 and Sonic 2 (2022), but Sonic 3 (2024) is the best out of all the films I just mentioned. I would rate Sonic 2 higher, but I really hate the wedding scenes. 8/10 is still great though. Sonic 3 pretty much fixes whatever issues the previous films had.
 

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First movie is just fine, but there's really not much unique about it anymore, nor it's more deconstructive elements. The movie is still better than the actual comics. Avoid the movie sequel. I pretend it doesn't exist.
It's a Mark Millar adaptation. Being better than the comics is standard. Every comic I've seen of his is what I call "pizza cutter" content. All edge, no point.
 
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It's a Mark Millar adaptation. Being better than the comics is standard. Every comic I've seen of his is what I call "pizza cutter" content. All edge, no point.
I know. The first time I ever heard of the guy who was because of the movie adaption of Wanted. I remember reading another. Comic book then and he was basically going on about how much worse the comic is than the movie. Though he was somewhat disappointed that it wasn't a complete accurate adaption, but knew that's all they had at the time. I took one look at the og material and i'm like " Fuck that shit!".
 

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Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

Second movie in the Hunger Games series, directed by Francis Lawrence (In case you're wondering, no, I don't think they're related) who would stay with the series all the way to the still ongoing prequel duology. Now, Lawrence actually did have experience in action movies, having directed the Constantine series and I Am Legend so this is where these movies actually start looking like proper theatrical action blockbusters and not like Channel Awesome originals.

So, Catching Fire has Katniss and Peeta returning home from their victory in the Hunger Games, being offered a life of relative comfort in exchange for having to go through a gauntlet of publicity events, which means keeping up their sham relationship in public. In addition to that, people are starting to look at Katniss as a symbol of resistance, which finds the government under President Snow (Donald Sutherland) pondering how to get rid of her without making her a martyr. Together with the games new organizer Heavensbee (Philipp Seymour Hoffman), he devises a plan to have her compete in yet another death match between the still living winners of the previous Hunger Games for the 75th anniversary of the regime.

There is something to be said about how these movies are far and away at their best before the actual games start. I do actually enjoy the world building and indeed some of the character work, getting to see the different districts, the capital and seeing these characters interact with each other, especially as some of them are played by fun character actors like Woody Harrelson, Stanley Tucci and Jenna Malone. Matter of fact, I was rather getting into this in the first half. But once the actual games started it got rather stupid again. Now, I will give them credit that the roster of competitors in this installment gets a bit more characterization in the last, even though most still have too little screentime to stand out. But aside from thar, all the focus on alliances when it's made clear that in the end, only one person could survive, felt really contrived and I honestly just don't get how no group of competitors in the history of these games just decided to not go along with them and said "Screw this, we're just gonna be hanging out here in the woods, if you wanna kill us, just go ahead and kill us."

But okay, okay, I'm overthinking it. But that's kind of the issue with this franchise, isn't it? On one hand it's trying to be a gritty dystopia and on the other hand it tries to be an exciting adventure series and it never quite manages to square that circle. Which means that very few of the specifics of its plotting and world building hold up to scrutiny very well. Which really reaches its pinnacle in the final act of this movie when it ends on a note that I fought was really rather dumb and poorly foreshadowed.

I get the feeling I won't be getting very much out of this series. There's still two more movies, and a prequel, but I'm not really expecting to come around on this. Maybe the jokes on me for watching the movies rather than reading the books and maybe I'm just settling for the inferior version here and complaining that I'm not getting enough out of them but these movies really aren't winning me over. I enjoyed Catching Fire more than the first movie on account of its higher production values and slightly better pacing but that spark that ignites my fanboy heart and wins me over to a series is just not there.
 
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I rank all the "F" movies I've seen this year so far.

1) F1

Days of Top Thunder Gun: Brad Pitt.

2) Final Destination Bloodlines

Find you a 7th movie in a quarter-century franchise that takes a Top 3 spot with the greatest of ease.

3) Fixed

Either it was frontloaded with all the worse jokes or it broke me but halfway through I was Laughing Out Loud as the kids with tamagochis say.

Fantastic 4): First Steps

Finally! The Fantastic Four are... man, they're kinda boring. Superman Returns boring (and art deco'd up).

5) Fight or Flight

Josh Hartnett's stab at the gonzo fun of Bullet Train, with approximately 1/20th of the budget (4.5M vs 90M) and no cleverness to the action or humor.

6) Flight Risk

Marky Mark threatens to rape Eric Forman and the lady from Downtown Abbey for 90 minutes.
 
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New Naked Gun movie. I found it funny. Subtitles are distracting in a movie like this, because it ruins most of the wordplay. Too bad in this damn country we have dual-subtitles in the movie theater. lmao. So maybe it could be a 7/10 without that distraction.
 

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New Naked Gun movie. I found it funny. Subtitles are distracting in a movie like this, because it ruins most of the wordplay. Too bad in this damn country we have dual-subtitles in the movie theater. lmao. So maybe it could be a 7/10 without that distraction.
My theater didn't have any subtitles nor closed caption for that film. I'd take it that was the only slot available?
 

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Eddington (2025)

Sociopolitical satire by Ari Aster, director of Hereditary, Midsommar and Beau is Afraid. Joaquin Phoenix plays Joe Cross, Sheriff of Eddington, New Mexico in 2020. Cross gets into a feud with mayor Ted Garcia, played by Pedro Pascal, as Eddington is hit with Covid Regulations, which escalates into violence once the protests over the murder of George Floyd reach the town. Initially only consisting of a couple of teenagers holding up signs, it reaches its boiling point, when a suspiciously well equipped paramilitary group arrives on the scene to sow chaos, potentially connected to an unnamed tech companies planned construction of a large data center in Eddington.

One of the many things art can do is try to make sense of the world. I will say it, I was beyond excited to learn that both Hideo Kojima and Thomas Pynchon would have new releases this year, both creators greatly concerned about where we are, how we got here and what it means. Eddington is Ari Aster's attempt at making something along those lines and I was excited to see it. I like Ari Aster. I believe he's the closest contemporary American cinema has to a succesor to Kubrick, in his obsessive attention to detail as well as in his dark sense of humour and his misanthropic view on the world. Eddington is both a rather funny and a rather grim movie. It takes 2020 as a turning point in American culture and analyzes that turning point within a provincial microcosm.

Accordingly, Eddington sees people getting radicalized, attacking and killing each other, gaslighting each other and, even more so, gaslighting themselves, getting played by powers beyond their grasp and being discarded once they aren't useful anymore. The ensemble of characters Eddington presents are, for the most part, broadly speaking, caricatures. Next to Joaquin's Phoenix sense of non specific dissatisfaction turning into equally poorly defined political radicalism, there's his proto Q-Anon mother in law, his emotionally distant wife who ends up eloping with a Russell Brand style cult leader, an opportunist teenage kid who goes from BLM activist to right wing YouTuber out of sheer convenience and racist Deputy Guy who turns on his black colleague Deputy Mike at the earliest opportunity.

It's all a very Coen Brothers, very Burn After Reading style comedy of errors that, as Ari Aster films tend to, really goes off the rails in its final act, when an extended action sequence that feels right out of a Michael Mann gives way to an epilogue that's as bleak as it was inevitable. The under the surface plot of Eddington, concerning plans for the construction of the Solidgoldmagikarp data center (That name is a reference so esoteric that I understand it less the more I look it up) feeling like a sinister omen for the future. After two and a half hours of people being misled by their social media feeds, it all culminates in the opening of a facility using up untold amounts of water and electricity to power machines whose only utility it is to lie to us.

While I do think Ari Aster, as a director, gets better with every movie he makes, this doesn't quite reach the heights of Beau is Afraid artistically (although, to be fair, not the lows either). However, it is a movie I've kept thinking about since I saw it. It's not that the subject matter is all that relatable to me. I made it through the Corona Pandemic quite well. Matter of fact, please don't take this out of context, I kind of miss it. It felt like the first time that life seemed to slow down to a pace that felt manageable to me. If I had to think of a big cultural turning point where the world suddenly became frightening and incomprehensible to me I'd place it much earlier in 2015, during the refugee crisis caused by the Syrian Civil War. The pandemic, if anything, felt like a break from that. Although I am aware that that's just the European outlook. That said, a lot of the themes and events in Eddington still resonate and it still left me with quite a bit to think about.

Ari Aster has accomplished a lot over a still fairly young career. He has become one of those directors I'm always there for whenever they drop a new release because I'm genuinely interested in what they're bringing to the table. He has his share of overly personal occupations that keep cropping up in his works (most notably his obsession with controlling mothers and absent father) but he's clearly a guy who thinks and who has things to say. And Eddington is certainly a movie with things to say, even if they are rather bleak.
 
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Happy Gilmore 2: Fun / Great

Following the death of his wife, Happy finds himself at an all-time low point in his life having lost everything save for the affection of his 5 adoring adult children. His one and only daughter has the opportunity to attend a prestigious ballet school in Paris, but to afford it, Happy must dust off his clubs and stop drinking to return to his prime.

I know this film has gotten a lot of hate, and I get it if you're someone who [stupidly] expected anything else than this shameless homage to the first film. Nearly every minutes is spent winking at the first one, and honestly, that's where the charm is. Well, that, and every mundane object Happy finds to hide his booze in. Not a great film, but just like Coming 2 America, a decent ride down nostalgia lane that best serves to remind you how unforgettable its predecessor is.

Oh, and they actually managed to pull down some very notable PGA players to be in it, and not just with cameos; they're a part of the whole thing. They can't act for shit, but it just adds to the whole "just go with it" vibe. Scottie Scheffler being arrested "again" had me laughing out loud. Tons of other cameos, but Eminem took the cake.
 

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Família, pero no mucho ("Almost Family")

Brazilian movie on Netflix. It's shooting for a an Adam Sandler location comedy: a Brazilian man's daughter goes away to study violin in Paris (much to his chagrin; he'd rather she die a waitress at the family shithole) and comes back three years later having pulled a bougie Argentinian dude worth one fabulous hotel in Bariloche, Patagonia. Both families get together at the ski resort to celebrate the incoming marriage and the two dads enter a tiresome contest of one-upping each other by playing up their stereotypes (the Argentine is arrogant and full of himself, the Brazilian is loud, neurotic and chaotic) while listing each country's merits.

Inevitably we get to a scene where they bicker over football statistics. While trying to one-up each other I kept waiting for the inevitable mention of Brazil losing 7-1 to Germany at the World Cup semis of 2014. In their own home turf, too! How embarrassing. I was skiing in Bariloche when that happened and got to see the Brazilian meltdown firsthand but realistically any Argentine would bring that up, and I find it unbelievable that a Brazilian screenwriter wouldn't think of it either. Guess it still stings.
 
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The Naked Gun

The new one. Been a long time since I watched a comedy in the theater, and by that I mean a pure comedy, not some other genre movie that has a lot of comedy in it.I enjoyed it's breezy runtime and its commitment to the original's joke-a-minute pacing. Liam Neeson is no Leslie Nielsen, but he avails himself pretty well of that type of deadpan comedy. As for the jokes themselves, not everything hit, but I got some good laughs out of it. Tho no 'laughing so hard I can't breathe', the closest was a scene was lifted from Austin Powers. I overall had a good time time tho. Also had the entire theater to myself, which was nice.
 

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Bring Her Back, 8/10

This is the second of this late summer's seeming onslaught of horror movies. It's the second film by the Talk to Me directors Danny and Michael Philippou, and it's about two stepsiblings who become orphaned and get settled with a seemingly too nice woman played by Sally Hawkins. By the genre and title I think you can already guess that things are not what they seem, and escalate from there.

It's very, very good. The focus here is definitely more on drama than horror, but that doesn't really matter when both are done this well. The limited cast and setting are used expertly, the acting's all great, there's a lot of clever incorporation of one of the sibling's blindness, and when things get scrunchy the effects are genuinely stomach-turning. I legitimately cannot remember the last time I winced this hard at movie gore, so big ups for that alone. The sense of mystery is maintained throughout, and the film gives you just enough information that you can glean some answers from between the lines, but also leaves enough unanswered that your mind starts thinking of all the possibilities.

Sally Hawkins deserves a special mention, because she absolutely nailed it and then nailed the first nail with a second one. She treads the line between very nice and too nice effortlessly, and her performance genuinely made me uncomfortable. Yet she never slips into outright caricature, but maintains a sense of character and humanity even at the end when things go off the rails. It's not quite Toni Collette in Hereditary level, but she's absolutely up there. It's a phenomenal performance.

It's a miserable film. It's just bleak and depressing from start to finish, but never in an overwhelming way where you feel like you're being dragged through a hallway of knives. Its darkness stems from very human and downright everyday issues, which in a way makes it worse: it's very easy to understand and relate to these characters. The siblings are in a shitty situation, and basically completely powerless in their lives. The film leaves them with just enough agency that they don't feel like total helpless victims, but each act of struggle is a gamble on a knife's edge.

I still like Talk to Me more because its ending was so existentially horrifying. But Bring Her Back is top of the line stuff through and through. Highly recommended, and a good contrast to Weapons if both are playing in your area.
 
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The Naked Gun

The new one. Been a long time since I watched a comedy in the theater, and by that I mean a pure comedy, not some other genre movie that has a lot of comedy in it.I enjoyed it's breezy runtime and its commitment to the original's joke-a-minute pacing. Liam Neeson is no Leslie Nielsen, but he avails himself pretty well of that type of deadpan comedy. As for the jokes themselves, not everything hit, but I got some good laughs out of it. Tho no 'laughing so hard I can't breathe', the closest was a scene was lifted from Austin Powers. I overall had a good time time tho. Also had the entire theater to myself, which was nice.

…but their names are pretty damn close. Coincidence?
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