"Ditch the Orc Or I'm Moving to Canada"

[duchaked]

"Never get too serious with a woman until you've introduced her to the orc."

haha apparently my girlfriend reallyyyyy doesn't like gaming
and her family just got a Wii =.=

 

[blarg363]

*****!...thats all

 

[RelexCryo]

Canada: An Acceptable Alternative to Azeroth.

Well, it is filled with plenty of grizzlies, black bears, and other things you could grind for xp. But seriously: Why are *some women creeped out by anything which doesn't directly relate to real life?


*I am quite aware that many women do not do this. If you open minded enough to tolerate fanciful creatures, spaceships, and a large fully functional gun collection, I am available.

 

[OtherAlex]

Seems to me that the marriage wont last. She should love him for all his quirks, even the 6ft green ones!

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

They make the orc sound like a dog. "I'm glad it's gone to a good home."

 

[Dommyboy]

Good thing chicks dig litches.

Spoiler: image

Just look at her, she's loving it.

Then again, who wouldn't bone Kel'Thuzad?

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

if it wasa full size model of:

marcus fenix.
Damon baird.
dominic santiago.
Skorge.

Altair.
Ezio.
Soap Mactavish.

NO GIRL would come before it.

Especially since Soap MacTavish can impregnate women merely by looking at them and raising an eyebrow. Even if he's an inanimate object.

 

[Communist partisan]

best thing to put at the door on halloween than someone rings the bell you open the door and they get scared by the orc.

 

[Eldarion]

Damn women, they're all orc-haters!

This is why I never joined the Alliance. Bigots is what they are

The horde can be bigots too, they tend to be towards us blood elves

Maybe that's because your leader swore an allegiance to Kil'Jaeden.

And because you lured all immature teenage boys over to the Horde side.

Well the slivermoon elves (your allies) are against Prince Kael'Thas and his plans. If anything we where most hurt by his betrayal.

The immature teens where alwase there. Just more scattered among the previous races more.

We'll see about that when all those bastards ditch Horde for the worgen race.

That will just leave all the good Blood elves behind, like me

 

[Angerwing]

Then again, who wouldn't bone Kel'Thuzad?

You are a genius.

I'd have to go with the common answer here. She should have taken it into consideration before they married. I think it's very unfair and underhanded to do that, when you've been married for just under a year. Especially when his orc has stood by him (LOK'TAR OGAR) for 6 years.

 

[Deleted]

Thats what you get for marrying to Alliance.

He should have given her a stupid ultimatum, seriously. "Lose the clothes or I'm moving to Australia."

 

[Iron Mal]

Never make long-term plans with another person without introducing them to your "monster" first.

Last time I tried that I got charged with indecent exposure.

Seriously though, while I can somewhat understand her side of the issue there's no reason why they couldn't have reached a compromise over it (maybe keep it somewhere out of the way if it bothers her rather than getting rid of it completely?).

 

[Captain Pancake]

What a pushy *****. Nobody would dare take my orc from me!

 

[Wayte]

I understand if she doesn't like the thing. But threatening to leave the guy over it? She's just bein way too controlling. If something petty like that is a deal breaker, they won't last near as long as the orc did.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Then again, who wouldn't bone Kel'Thuzad?

Forget about Kel'Thuzad- Sylvanas Windrunner (allegedly) converts more people to necrophilia than Twilight. If you're into that sort of thing, of course.

 

[Blanemcc]

Lmao. I live in Falkirk