"Ditch the Orc Or I'm Moving to Canada"

jboking

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I would have sold that thing. I don't even want to imagine how much that could go for.
 

Qujibo

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That lady was pretty harsh. Ohh!! A 7 foot tall orc statue!! I sooo scared. If like it was the first time you were seeing it and it was night a dark, I could understand trying to kill it.. But telling your husband to get rid of something that's epic and that he really loves.. Something tells me she doesn't care for his feelings 100%..
 

ironlordthemad

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hahaha

im going to make the most of this situation and say
"I LIVE NEAR THIS!"
I never get too say that.
most gaming stuff happens in japan and america so this is nice... no wait the word is creepy...
 

Punisher A.J.

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What the FUCK is wrong with Canada..... no no F^.^! Canada holds the best times of my life... Fuck her you should have kept the damn orc, you had it for 6 years. That ***** would be lucky to live in Canada.... we have moose, syrup, and fights that turn into hockey games.



no but seriously I would have kept the orc.
 

UtopiaV1

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Luckily my woman didn't run screaming when i showed her MY orc!!! (have we done all the euphemisms yet?)

Seriously, my penis is also green... and plastic... and 5'3"...
 

Aesir23

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...She didn't want it around because it's freaking taller than her!?

She's 5'3"! Almost everything is taller than her, you'd think she'd be used to it by now.

I would kill to be able to put something like that in my basement.
 

Obrien Xp

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Waiting for a life sized norn [http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Norn] or Charr [http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Charr]
 

technoted

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They have that full sized Thrall at a local game store he used to be on sale but the owner grew attached and now it just guards the doorway
 

BehattedWanderer

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I can sympathize with this poor guy. I have a giant stuffed gorilla (not like a taxidermy one), and there's no way in hell I'll get rid of him. I even built him a chair out of K'nex, and there he sits quite comfy. A girl needs to be okay with me and my giant monkey.
 

teisjm

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I could've understood it if it was a life size scandly clad blood elf female, but an orc?

Seriously, while i understand that his wife is more important for him, he should really consider the fact that her love for him is small enough, that a damn orc statue can ruin it.
If she's willing to give him that choice, she can't really care a lot about him. Maybe he would've been better off without her, and should've found a girl that doesn't treat him like dirt just cause he loves her.
 

Zepren

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Andy Chalk said:
"Ditch the Orc Or I'm Moving to Canada"

Let this be a lesson to you, kids: Never get too serious with a woman until you've introduced her to the orc.
Dont worry, i always introduce them to my orc quite early on ;)
 

tkioz

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What a *****. I don't care if it was an Orc or a poster of a car... I've seen too many women do this to their husbands and boyfriends, completely taking over their lives and homes all the while any complaints the man makes about decor (I.E I hate pink curtains) is viewed with disdain.

My father for example has a "back shed" with aircon, a plasma TV, a full lounge set, a bar fridge, a PC, and other sundries... and he's far from alone, men relegated to single rooms or sheds because the women must control every aspect of the house... And my mother has a doll collection all over the house on every conviction shelf and cupboard.

Yet she had the gall to complain when she visited my new place a few months back about the half dozen figurines from various games sitting atop my TV cabinet... after all I guess there is a difference between a doll dressed up in a 19th century dress and a space marine in power armour.

Double Standards For The Win.