Does the escapist want to help me?
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No matter where you are, if someone claims either that what is happening is blasphemy or madness, you must yell loudly "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick them.
Eh... I'm not sure whether this complaint has been uttered yet, but... We are talking about very simple made-up rules here? Like "Do not simply walk into Mordor"? And your teacher want you to come up with FIVE HUNDRED of those? What does she think you are, braindead?! 
Seriously! What the heck would you learn from making up 500 completely random rules?
Anyway, to contribute: Do not rape children with over 9000 penises. Alternatively, do not take people uttering such stuff seriously.
Seriously! What the heck would you learn from making up 500 completely random rules?Anyway, to contribute: Do not rape children with over 9000 penises. Alternatively, do not take people uttering such stuff seriously.
Mozared said:Eh... I'm not sure whether this complaint has been uttered yet, but... We are talking about very simple made-up rules here? Like "Do not simply walk into Mordor"? And your teacher want you to come up with FIVE HUNDRED of those? What does she think you are, braindead?!
Anyway, to contribute: Do not rape children with over 9000 penises. Alternatively, do not take people uttering such stuff seriously.
Well, we are supposed to see how applicable certain concepts in Hinduism are to our everyday lives. So, we think of all our potential Dharmas (Which is not necessarily a rule, every dharma is a rule but not every rule is a Dharma) but he said to just keep it simple, list rules.
EDIT:
The fun of university level religion.
As Arnold Schwarzenegger: Get to da Choppa!
But seriously.
As the strong: Protect the weak
As the weak: Help each other
But seriously.
As the strong: Protect the weak
As the weak: Help each other
I hope no-one has thought of these yet.
Don't eat the last muffin
Always check for traps
Don't floss with shoelace
(Inspired by SMA) Clocks are not adequate projectile weapons
Get people to help you write a up 500 rules
When people try to kill you, you kill them right back (firefly)
Take the red pill
Light yourself on fire at every available opportunity
Don't steal, surreptitiously borrow
There are always only four lights
Never play a Shaman
Don't eat the last muffin
Always check for traps
Don't floss with shoelace
(Inspired by SMA) Clocks are not adequate projectile weapons
Get people to help you write a up 500 rules
When people try to kill you, you kill them right back (firefly)
Take the red pill
Light yourself on fire at every available opportunity
Don't steal, surreptitiously borrow
There are always only four lights
Never play a Shaman
Something like this.Pandalisk said:
Duct Tape and C4: If it's in pieces and shouldn't be, duct tape. If it's not in pieces and should be, C4.
As a bezerker: Blood for the Blood God!
Thamous said:
Here are some from schlock mercenary.
(It appears I have been ninja'd however I numbered mine so PPPLLBbbbtttt)
1. Pillage, then burn.
2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
6. If violence wasn?t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
9. Never turn your back on an enemy.
10. Sometimes the only way out is through.
11. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
13. Do unto others.
16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
31. Only cheaters prosper.
34. If you?re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.
38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.
also: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
(It appears I have been ninja'd however I numbered mine so PPPLLBbbbtttt)
1. Pillage, then burn.
2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
6. If violence wasn?t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
9. Never turn your back on an enemy.
10. Sometimes the only way out is through.
11. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
13. Do unto others.
16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
31. Only cheaters prosper.
34. If you?re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.
38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.
also: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
What? 500!? MADNESS!>!?!
Normally, I would be opposed to getting other people to do your homework, but in this case, I think your fully justified.
-The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-You don't bend the spoon, the spoon bends you.
-A crime is only illegal if you get caught.
-Morality comes in shades of grey.
-As a photographer: lens flare every photo
-There is always truth in fiction.
-There is always lies in reality.
-As a patriot: never fully trust your gov't.
-As an editor: I before E expect after C
-As a TV character: death is cheap
-As an anime character: any and all types of injuries are survivable.
-As a red shirt: make sure your final will is in order.
Normally, I would be opposed to getting other people to do your homework, but in this case, I think your fully justified.
-The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-You don't bend the spoon, the spoon bends you.
-A crime is only illegal if you get caught.
-Morality comes in shades of grey.
-As a photographer: lens flare every photo
-There is always truth in fiction.
-There is always lies in reality.
-As a patriot: never fully trust your gov't.
-As an editor: I before E expect after C
-As a TV character: death is cheap
-As an anime character: any and all types of injuries are survivable.
-As a red shirt: make sure your final will is in order.