Find a rapist (preferably a paedophile one) that I know I can take out, get in a fight with the bastard and do my best to hurt or kill him. Thus: solitary confinement. If Bubba is still interested when I get back, I repeat the process.
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That made me laugh. Also, I feel as though your avatar has racist undertones. Reasons for thinking this way; I don't know, just because...Internet Kraken said:
From what I hear any inmate who's in because they did bad thinks to children have to be separated from everyone else. Mainly because they'll do what you said, among other things.DazBurger said:
As stated on the second page, it won't work. AIDS is a pretty big problems in prison, because of all the rape. So whether you have it or not, chances are the guy has it, and doesn't give a shit.Absimilliard said:
That is exactly the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.Marik2 said:
Maybe... If i should against all logic drop it then i'd just bend over and give him a nice look up my hairy, viking, bum! (And we'd see if that guy next to me didn't suddenly seem much more appealing)
That's hardly a win. You wouldn't want to be kneeling and hear the words "open wide"EcoEclipse said:
Kidding aside, I can see two paths for myself. 1: I'm bisexual, so I could find myself a 'daddy' who will offer protection. But that doesn't really help me in the shower on the first day. Which leads to option 2: do my best to convince everyone in the room that I'm bat-shit insane and not to be fucked with. I would be biting anything I could get my teeth around; be it an ear, nose, finger, or genitals.
Which makes me even more eager to avoid getting raped... Hmmm, how could I best simulate having the plague?Irridium said:
Hmm... Not so much a British thing, I believe/hope. Can I encourage my fellow rapees to revolt against Bubba? I'm sure 4 or 5 people could take him out. Although I wouldn't be one of the people fighting back. I'd be casually sprinting back to my cell, and whittling my toothbrush into something better resembling weaponry.
The best defense is a good offense AKA do a Louis on family guy "*grab him by the balls and proclaim* these are mine!".
He would probably be so horrified, he would think I'm totaly bat shit crazy, thus meaning him and everybody else leaves me alone!
He would probably be so horrified, he would think I'm totaly bat shit crazy, thus meaning him and everybody else leaves me alone!
ROFL. One of the best resonses on this thread.steevee said:
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oint out how much hotter the guy across the room is and then go find someone bigger to protect me. Oh yeah why are we in jail? If its child molestation then our collective ass will be so fucked we'll need a new one. But if we're in for murder, not many people will want to try their luck. (I read a book on prison once)
