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hazabaza1 said:
Terraniux said:
hazabaza1 said:
pfff ern srsly qt dotes2 affer plyin? wut scrub she is. casul fgt. dont evn no hw to uss prper champ sklzz cos she suc a casul fgt. i she were prop pro totes uz legt balanked hro lke faeclss vod ro pantem lanca. bt no she jss a no skil tar so no prise cannt pley gaem. go bk 2 ur legaue of smit crisis noob

Congrats to anyone who can translate that, I'm not sure I can

"Pffft. Erin seriously quit DOTA 2 after playing? What a scrub she is. Casual ******. She doesn't even know how to use proper champion skills because she's such a casual ******. If she were properly pro she'd totally use legitimately balanced heroes like Faceless Void or Phantom Lancer. But no, she's just a no skill retard so no prize, cannot play game. Go back to your League of Smite Crisis, noob."
Well.
It took me like five minutes to write that.

I hope you're happy that you ruined my fun.
If it makes you feel any better, I got about halfway through it. Then, my eyes started to cross and I forgot how to English.
 

Orinon

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personally i noticed the best part of this is the animated gif involved, see normally it could be a problem as(if your internet is like mine) It can be a bit jerky some frames taking a while to load, not animating smoothly, but for a ]loading screen that's exactly how it would really look.
GENIUS
 

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Lol I've found that the best response to these people isn't ignoring them (where is the fun in that) but keep poking them with the exact same sentence over and over again something even handed and never losing your shit. Like "Be nice", they'll then say something rude, then you say the same phrase again and again and again till they just stop responding, because while they are thinking of "clever" responses you're winning and having a good laugh. Then when they stop responding you ask them to apologize over and over again with the exact same phrase. It drives ragers nuts, because they know they're wrong and you're not sinking to their level to prove it (which when you do that it justifies their attitude to themselves in their twisted little minds).

The winner in a internet argument isn't the one that gets the best zinger or shoves the most insults into one sentence but the one that doesn't get angry. The second you get mad you lose.
That's actually a very interesting idea. Never thought of trying that. It's like telling people in traffic that flip you the bird to have a nice day, with a big smile on your face. They don't know how to handle it because they're expecting you to rage back at them. I should try that sometime just to see what happens. Feels almost like an asshole thing to do, but these people are already such pure assholes themselves that I'm not sure I have much empathy or sympathy for them.
 

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ThyNameIsMud said:
Whoa, is that a VGA cable? Is she a cave woman or something?
It's quite clearly DVI... so she's more Victorian.

As for me and DotA... watched a few matches, and I physically wince when I see people clicking in circles to time an attack animation for a last-hit. Worst game mechanic I've ever seen. The depth of a game's systems mean nothing when the primary game mechanic is that ridiculously clumsy.
 

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eh .. don't get it... but then don't play, nor do i have the desire to play DOTA as it's not like this joke shall ever be gotten by me.
 

Vale

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I feexed all problems with League and Dota.
Make this music play over the scoreboard at the end whenever you win.
 

TwoSidesOneCoin

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I bought the game and played against the bots on normal/medium, it's been a while since I've touched it.

Anywhore, I played against the bots for 3 months or so until I got comfortable with the game and linked up with a friend and his two friends and we played 4-5 games online that night and reamed the opposing teams until the last game of the night when we met a team of players who actually worked together! Was a good game even though it ended with us losing.

Just practice with the bots, it helps.

Holy shit, haven't played it since 6/25/13
 

karkashan

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I was really hoping they'd go back and do another pokemon strip.

Also: is there a Dota song that's annoyingly catchy? I have a feeling there is one but a quick computah-search has turned up nothing on my hard drive. And apparently YT doesn't want to work at the moment for me.
 

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Machine Man 1992 said:
Aaaaand this is why I'm a console gamer.
Someone doesn't get it.

karkashan said:
Also: is there a Dota song that's annoyingly catchy? I have a feeling there is one but a quick computah-search has turned up nothing on my hard drive. And apparently YT doesn't want to work at the moment for me.
Yes there is, DotA by Basshunter.

It is sort of vile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OzWIFX8M-Y
 

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I've been told that to enjoy the likes of DotA or LoL, I should be prepared for months, if not years, of painstakingly learning the game's methodology and terminology, its every last nuance, the interplay between different character types- all the while withstanding heaps of scorn and abuse from players who think they were born with that knowledge and anyone who doesn't have it is a substandard human being... and then, maybe, I'll start enjoying it.

And I'm inclined to believe it. What I don't get is why I should bother, when there's plenty of far more accessible and enjoyable games out there.
 

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Vigormortis said:
NightHawk21 said:
You forgot the general sadness surrounding no diretide this year :(
Biggest disappointment for me this year in regards to Dota 2. Well, besides Valve absolutely ruining Tranquil Boots.[footnote]Seriously. The new TranqBoots are utterly useless. Whoever the hell thought it was a good idea to change them into their current iteration must've been on some really heavy meds.[/footnote] Really saddened they didn't do another event.

On the plus side, the TF2 event is pretty fantastic.
Tranquils were intended for supports, but then carries like Phantom Lancer opted for them as their choice for early game regen. Now they are truly for supports, and carries don't get to have infinite lane sustain for cheap. I love the change. The latest patch made roaming supports much stronger, so I buy them all the time.

OT: So yeah...if I play 5 games, maybe one of those has a real asshole in it. And muting that person is really damn easy, so I don't get why people get so mad. Unless it's due to you struggling with the game mechanically, that is.

I usually do stack with friends when I play, but even my solo queue games are not bad. I have a feeling a lot of this is just a case of confirmation bias.
 

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hazabaza1 said:
Terraniux said:
hazabaza1 said:
pfff ern srsly qt dotes2 affer plyin? wut scrub she is. casul fgt. dont evn no hw to uss prper champ sklzz cos she suc a casul fgt. i she were prop pro totes uz legt balanked hro lke faeclss vod ro pantem lanca. bt no she jss a no skil tar so no prise cannt pley gaem. go bk 2 ur legaue of smit crisis noob

Congrats to anyone who can translate that, I'm not sure I can

"Pffft. Erin seriously quit DOTA 2 after playing? What a scrub she is. Casual ******. She doesn't even know how to use proper champion skills because she's such a casual ******. If she were properly pro she'd totally use legitimately balanced heroes like Faceless Void or Phantom Lancer. But no, she's just a no skill retard so no prize, cannot play game. Go back to your League of Smite Crisis, noob."
Well.
It took me like five minutes to write that.

I hope you're happy that you ruined my fun.
I love the irony in this..... "Let me use leetspeak to speed up my communication." *5 minutes later* "And SEND."
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
I've been told that to enjoy the likes of DotA or LoL, I should be prepared for months, if not years, of painstakingly learning the game's methodology and terminology, its every last nuance, the interplay between different character types- all the while withstanding heaps of scorn and abuse from players who think they were born with that knowledge and anyone who doesn't have it is a substandard human being... and then, maybe, I'll start enjoying it.

And I'm inclined to believe it. What I don't get is why I should bother, when there's plenty of far more accessible and enjoyable games out there.
You've hit the nail on the head. I mean the most coherent explanation says as much.

Maiev Shadowsong said:
I've never understood how anyone can have trouble with Dota. The game is exceptionally straight forward. Read the description of the roles. Have a look at all the heroes. Play the extensive tutorial that teaches you ever phase of the game. Play against bots. Play against bots with people. Play a real game. Work out if it's best to 2 1 2, 3 1 1 or 0 1 3 + jungle. Communicate. Press buttons.

  • 1 Hard Carry
    1 Semi-Carry
    1 Utility (varies depending on team makeups)
    1 Support
    1 Hard Support

Where do people have problems? Do they just dive into a game with no idea what anything is? You can't be having shit teams more than the enemy - rule of averages. The low skill brackets are also super easy to tear up; just pick Riki, SB, Husk or Drow, etc., and roll the enemy until it stops working. Welcome to mid tier bracket. Don't be an idiot. Understand the roles. Welcome to high tier bracket. Now it's challenging.

I think people must assume they can just pick any hero they like the look of and do anything they want. Rambo, one man army, "I do whatever I want" tactics don't work in multiplayer strategy games.
I feel I'm among the majority of people that reads the manual (when available) or at least goes through the tutorials. But even that doesn't seem to be enough to begin playing. One needs to research and practice extensively with bots, then against bots, then finally against people. To do otherwise is utter foolishness. One could call it a learning curve, but it feels less a hurtle and more a pole vault sans the pole. It's a game that requires teamwork so a group is only as strong as the weakest link. For some winning is everything and coddling a noob is the last thing they want. I learned to play Counterstrike by literally jumping right in and playing. It wasn't til afterwards that I learned about bot mode. There are some things you can learn by practicing, and then there are things you learn via playing. I won't call the game bad, but the requirements to "play" seem too steep from a casual standpoint. If you plan to play, devote yourself and you'll eventually get to the level you seek. For me, the players were less than welcoming and the system rather dull.
 

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I installed one of these games when the community from another site I was apart of invited me. Never having heard of it (can't remember if it was LoL or Dota...does it matter?) I gave it a shot.
I probably played for 10 minutes before easily recognizing that it wasn't for me, and have happily ignored it ever since.

(I have a sibling in the house who does nothing but sit on his butt playing one of these games all day, getting high and yelling like a 'tard long past hours where people are actually alseep. I might be a little bitter.)
 

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Yes guys, you do have to go through all of those hoops and hurtles to play Dota and LoL. If you want to be a pro, that is. I just read Purge's "Welcome to DOTA, you suck", and just went through the tutorial. Now I'm on the final part of it, which is play 10 games vs. humans, and I don't have any major problems. I'm playing the game fine and my experience with others is they were either silent the whole time (more than half), they decon'd if we were just barely losing (I hate these people), or they explained things to noobs (I love these people). Even the deconers aren't that bad, as I still have won a 4v5 with my team being the handicapped one.