Dream girl (Or Guy.. or shemale... or Tranny...)

[NeutralMunchHotel]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Suspension Screwdriver? only thing you could think of?
*cough*[sub]sword[/sub]*cough*

I see.....that must say something about me that I thought of a warhammer first......hmmm
perhaps there could be Probation........Pliers?

I like your style. Whenever you see someone who's probabtion bait: use it, and with suspensions too.

We shall take over the forum.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Chloé... What? I'm in love sue me.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

A girl version of me would be perfect because I am, of course, perfect.

of course! thanl you greatly for gifting us with your presence that is nothing if not awesome, my only regret about you being here is that I cannot thank you more I am not worthy and have disgraces my families honor
*readys katana with tip to belly*

 

[Pilot Bush]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Suspension Screwdriver? only thing you could think of?
*cough*[sub]sword, scimitar, shotgun[/sub]*cough*

Lol I thought this was self-evidently sarcastic, soory for the misunderstanding

 

[UAProxy]

I've always had a weakspot for the tomboyish, particularly ones who have stereotypically male hobbies. Of course, I'd also like a good amount of intelligence and empathy, and a few shared interests out of the realm of 'cool' and into the realm of 'geeky'. An energetic personality would be nice, too. If I can fix a car with her one moment and play Left 4 Dead the next, I've found my dream girl.

Appearance? Hm. I honestly don't care all that much. I mean sure, I do have my visual standards, but they're pretty flexible. I tend to be attracted to girls that are cute or beautiful (the kind of woman you would see in a painting and not a magazine), with brown or red hair. In fact I seem to have an aversion to the 'sexy' or 'hot', which was a lot of fun around my dad when I was seventeen.

"Wow, that's a pretty sight."

"Hm? What am I missing."

"... *points to hot chick, eyebrow raised*"

"Oh, yeah. Sure. I suppose."

I swear he thought I was gay for a while. I'm not, I just prefer women with a sturdier build than a Barbie doll. Which he seems to prefer the opposite.

Anyway. Bring me an adorable geeky wrench wench with red/brown hair and a bubbly attitude, and I-

Oh. Never mind, then.

 

[JanatUrlich]

Someone open minded with an interesting fashion sense

Either gender is cool

And not fat =D

 

[Jedamethis]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Suspension Screwdriver? only thing you could think of?
*cough*[sub]sword[/sub]*cough*

I see.....that must say something about me that I thought of a warhammer first......hmmm
perhaps there could be Probation........Pliers?

I like your style. Whenever you see someone who's probabtion bait: use it, and with suspensions too.

We shall take over the forum.

We.....yes of course we shall....[sub]...Muhaha- [/sub]*ahem*

 

[Snotnarok]

I don't have a dream partner, asexual, I'd like to be someones dream girl though (that's supposed to be weird because I'm a dood)

I don't want to be intolerant, but I think you should really get your shit together.

Hm? What do you mean by that?

I'm pretty sure I have my shit well together.

 

[Meado]

You.

I only really have one preference with girls, and that's short hair, though a cute butt is a plus. But it's even more important to have a fun personality. 95+% of the time you spend with them will be just hanging out or something, so it's better to find someone who you get along with than just going for the hot bod.

Edit: Or just give me Jewel Staite. Mmmm, bubbly...

 

[Rostello]

I'm not specific in terms of appearance when it comes to these things...but..

Petite, Brunette with an interesting personality and a penchant for the unusual.
Since while meeting someone attractive is a boon it's all for nought if the person is also boring.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Honestly, I have no preconceptions.

 

[Jedamethis]

Wow I sure am popular on this thread, 5 quotes after less than 2 minutes

OT: someone slightly different from me. The World can barely contain the sheer amount of Awesomeness from 1 of me

 

[Bassman_2]

Shorter than me, loves rock, and is beautiful

 

[Guitar Gamer]

of course! thanl you greatly for gifting us with your presence that is nothing if not awesome, my only regret about you being here is that I cannot thank you more I am not worthy and have disgraces my families honor
*readys katana with tip to belly*

Oh sweet, it's been like three days since someone has felt compelled to end their life for my benefit!
*grabs popcorn*
*Realizes he is not a big popcorn fan*
*munches anyway*

*quivers*
dam! I still have one purpose!
*pulls out gun*
to terminate you...................................................r assasin that's standing behind you

 

[Jamis]

Average Orient build with a decent level of intelegence. She has to be able to keep up with me. Im in a steady state of movement, 'less I'm on the internet. It's been pretty shit the last week....

 

[JanatUrlich]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GHE2f8Wk1o

DOASJJFHSDHFIDSH YES.