Dream girl (Or Guy.. or shemale... or Tranny...)

[Lord_Durin]

Attractive, relatively smart, and doesn't immediately throw me into the Friend Zone.
The third one is surprising hard to come by.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Attractive, relatively smart, and doesn't immediately throw me into the Friend Zone.
The third one is surprising hard to come by.

Feel. Your. Pain.

 

[icyfresh]

nice breasts tall long hair bangs covering face
good intellegance like vid. games
and...
and...
is a good fk

 

[Xan Krieger]

Used to be looking for a girl to get with but fuck it I've given up. When you're like me there's no point in even trying.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Used to be looking for a girl to get with but fuck it I've given up. When you're like me there's no point in even trying.

Well remind me never to have you lend me a hand >.<

 

[Xan Krieger]

Used to be looking for a girl to get with but fuck it I've given up. When you're like me there's no point in even trying.

Well remind me never to have you lend me a hand >.<

Depends on what you need help with. I'm not totally useless, now I just try to keep 100 yards between me and the nearest pretty girl lest my self-esteem plummet

 

[The_Chief]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

and if he keeps going the mods will get him with all of the punishment impliments of the mod toolbox.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Used to be looking for a girl to get with but fuck it I've given up. When you're like me there's no point in even trying.

Well remind me never to have you lend me a hand >.<

Depends on what you need help with. I'm not totally useless, now I just try to keep 100 yards between me and the nearest pretty girl lest my self-esteem plummet

well seems my masturbating joke went over the skyline....

 

[Xan Krieger]

Used to be looking for a girl to get with but fuck it I've given up. When you're like me there's no point in even trying.

Well remind me never to have you lend me a hand >.<

Depends on what you need help with. I'm not totally useless, now I just try to keep 100 yards between me and the nearest pretty girl lest my self-esteem plummet

well seems my masturbating joke went over the skyline....

Yep, totally. You're talking to a guy who doesn't even watch porn because it's disgusting.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Err, a middle eastern or Swedish female version of me. Why? Because Swedish women are the only nationality of women that I know of that would be close to my height, and I have a thing for middle eastern women. Something about being under that veil gets me wondering...

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Rikku from Final Fantasy X.

 

[Ray De Ation]

Do you know what? I could go on about the delightful sculpted ass or the willingness to dress up as the TF2 Medic (I HAVE MY OWN REASONS OKAY GAWD) but really, all I'm looking for is a dude I could play videogames with, and share stupid jokes with.
Oh, and a tongue that wraps around his head at least three times*.
*For all the icecream we will eat, of course!

 

[mike1921]

Easy question. Cute and smart. Done.

Preferably with red hair.

Same, except I prefer short black hair . And no black chicks, I have never been turned on by a black girl. No , I'm not racist, just personal preference.

 

[Normalguyinthehouse]

The girl I am trying to hook up with. She is closest enough to my dream.

I'm gonna have to say this.

Ditto

 

[rangerchandller]

My dream girl would be a cute little redhead (yeah I got a thing for em)

If it was a guy then he would have to have black hair and emerald green eyes (or be and albino hahahaha)

 

[Lord Krunk]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Probation Pliers?

The Probation Probe?

I dunno. Doesn't seem to work with me. But I do like the Suspension Screwdriver though.

On-topic, I haven't really thought about who my dream girl would be to be honest.

 

[yeliw]

What is your dream [Creature and Description here)

A medium bust, a nice plump posterior, must be a complete dork, ebony skin... just the basis for my girl.

What is yours?

(I am bored, deal with it!)

Stay away from my girlfriend. Grrrrr

 

[WolfThomas]

Rule one, the easiest rule:

SHE MUST HAVE A PULSE

Rule two, little harder:

I MUST BE ABLE TO FIT YOUR ARMS AROUND HER

Rule three, the hardest:

SHE MUST NOT SHIT ME (according to my vague and ever changing opinion)

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Anything + Vagina.

The stuff before the plus is optional.