Duke Nukem Forever (full game). Duration: 8 hours.

[Sinclair Solutions]

Well sounds like all the goodwill Gearbox got from me due to Borderlands has in 1 game been ripped to shreds. (sigh)
Well if Gearbox does make another Duke Nukem game hopefully they go back to the good ole days of Duke Nukem 3D in gameplay. If they do then I'll write off DNF as having most of its horrid ripping out of gameplay be the fault of 3D Realms and whoever else worked on it. Until that time however Gearbox will have to shoulder some of the disappointment of mine from this horrid attempt @ a Duke Nukem sequel.

What is with this red text? Most of your posts that I've seen have had red text.

On topic...Oh well. One less game to buy, I guess.

 

[Zhukov]

I never played a Duke Nukem game before (and old enough to have played them all, XBLA notwithstanding), so this sounds like little more than simple word-of-mouth to me. Could you be entirely accurate? Of course. Could you be entirely inaccurate? Of course again.

That's why I opened with a list of facts.

The rest? Sure, purely my subjective opinion. I meant it when I said "feel free to ignore this."

 

[Alexander Cunningham]

How long do you think it will be until the fans mod this game shitless?

 

[Zeema]

i was Sure this was gonna happen so if you'll excuse me

'WOOOO I WAS RIGHT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH'

every time i saw Gameplay footage it looked really bad i thought it was on the PS2 and i watched the Demo of it on Utube and was laughing about how so many people looked forward to this.

i dont mean to sound rude and annoying but thats what i rekon

 

[Pedro The Hutt]

How long do you think it will be until the fans mod this game shitless?

Depends, did this game launch with mod tools?

 

[kurokenshi]

How long do you think it will be until the fans mod this game shitless?

Depends, did this game launch with mod tools?

Doubt it SDK's seem to be a thing of the past just like Duke

 

[Alexander Cunningham]

How long do you think it will be until the fans mod this game shitless?

Depends, did this game launch with mod tools?

Who says fans can't make their own mod tools?

(as for him running out of breath easily, what do you expect? the guys a freakin' chain smoker!)

 

[Hamish Durie]

you know some where some one somehow a dukenukem fan is crying from reading this and all i can do is laugh


Edit:well this post had alot more value then i suspected(foretolled duke nukem would be bad)
but isn;t it great that Australia got it 4 days early

 

[Cipher1]

Oh god I hope the same thing dosent happen to Serious Sam 3

 

[wfpdk]

wait... what where you expecting? competence? lolololololololol

 

[Revolutionary]

Um it wasn't released 4 days early, that's just the international release date.
North america-14th, International - 10th. Why? I don't know. either way, you should have researched that a bit better.

 

[Zhukov]

Um it wasn't released 4 days early, that's just the international release date.
North america-14th, International - 10th. Why? I don't know. either way, you should have researched that a bit better.

I am aware.

I meant four days earlier than America.

It's odd that they would do this. The USA is the world's biggest market for new triple-A games. You'd think they'd release it there first.

 

[MBergman]

- Yes, there is a 2-weapon limit. Although you also get pipe bombs, trip mines and Halo-style melee on top of that.

I seriously can't wrap my head around this one! Who the FUCK, thought this was a good idea for a Duke Nukem game?

 

[theultimateend]

EDIT: Oh yeah, almost forgot. There are naked breasts. Quite a lot of them in fact. If you find the prospect of polygonal boobs and blunt innuendo genuinely appealing then, well... don't worry, that whole puberty thing will be over soon.

That'll be a good 9.99 steam buy ;D

Yeah I'm immature.

 

[SageRuffin]

I never played a Duke Nukem game before (and old enough to have played them all, XBLA notwithstanding), so this sounds like little more than simple word-of-mouth to me. Could you be entirely accurate? Of course. Could you be entirely inaccurate? Of course again.

That's why I opened with a list of facts.

The rest? Sure, purely my subjective opinion. I meant it when I said "feel free to ignore this."

Like I said, I've never played a Duke Nukem game before, so I've no idea how one "should" play as. I'm mostly in for the zippy one-liners and how ridiculous it looks (and I'm a firm believer of balance between "artsy" games and games that may be more than a little juvenile in nature). If nothing else, it'll be a nice change of pace.

Also, artbook. Can't go wrong with artbooks.

I apologize for the rambling.